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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part is watching them go up to guys...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part is watching them go up to guys yelling on a soapbox to ask what their timelines are. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drive Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they turn off the gene drives and we beg to...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they turn off the gene drives and we beg to get them back. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flux Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Stewart's Calculus movie was 4,000 hours long...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Stewart's Calculus movie was 4,000 hours long but it's okay because nobody ever gets to the final third anyway. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: These are actually the nicer heroes. Today's...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: These are actually the nicer heroes. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medicine Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Again, Hollywood, call me. We can extend this...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Again, Hollywood, call me. We can extend this single joke for YEARS. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises during 3 hours of communication, and see if anyone notices. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Sir Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Another ten years passes and its just contemptuous...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Another ten years passes and its just contemptuous staring. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Id Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry Today's News: Get your copy of A City on...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Firstborn Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And don't even get me STARTED on secondborn...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And don't even get me STARTED on secondborn sons. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despair is also great for baking...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despair is also great for baking productivity. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Turn Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Of course it's more impressive if you do it...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Of course it's more impressive if you do it yourself. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dress Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you ask a topologist what their house is like...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you ask a topologist what their house is like they start counting windows, doors, and chimneys. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We are here to get tripped over by Sally. That is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We are here to get tripped over by Sally. That is all. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right there Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The main problem with the Erotic Ballet is that...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The main problem with the Erotic Ballet is that it's hard to politely clap with only one hand. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genera Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can tell if it'll be a cartoonist by seeing if...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can tell if it'll be a cartoonist by seeing if it cries whenever anyone comes in its room and/or turns on the lights. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bomb Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions ...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you oppose this it's because you want line go...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If the comic was too long, please run an AI...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity has:...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lesson Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Long Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waa Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the...
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wasp Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With apologies to Gary Larson. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Still better than the deontology watch, which stops...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Still better than the deontology watch, which stops you from lying, even to tell a murderer not to look in your basement. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - No Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, if you subscribe to my patreon,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, if you subscribe to my patreon, anything could happen. Probably just book reviews and early updates, but YOU NEVER KNOW Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bio Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only one of those that isn't true is none of...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Slam Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like I could at least respect if political...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like I could at least respect if political leaders would knock down legal barriers with a folding chair, instead of just ignoring them. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do a book entirely about google scholar...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do a book entirely about google scholar misspellings. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tragedy is when the apes fight until everyone is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tragedy is when the apes fight until everyone is dead. Comedy is when the apes fight until everyone is married. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poll Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It absolutely kills me dead when the votey is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It absolutely kills me dead when the votey is funnier than the daily comic. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And then the professor demonstrated the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And then the professor demonstrated the Wiener-Kolmogorov helicopter. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Print Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If someone does this and does, the liability lies...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If someone does this and does, the liability lies with Canada. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hominem Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Will shit-for-brainsing professor become a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Will shit-for-brainsing professor become a recurring bastard? Stay tuned. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fairytale Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately it was one of those sexy romance...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately it was one of those sexy romance novels, so they didn't need the man's head for the cover. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowledge Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're saying, hey, the last panel has a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're saying, hey, the last panel has a nonsensical perspective. Well, perspective is part of the post-Eden fallen world. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cave Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Would you rather sit with friends watching shadows...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Would you rather sit with friends watching shadows on the bigscreen or spending your time arguing with Plato about whether poetry should be legal? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Phenom Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only problem is that if someone disproves...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only problem is that if someone disproves existence, all your fake compliments become void. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Biology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The explanation of the Fermi Paradox is no beings...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The explanation of the Fermi Paradox is no beings who practice internal fertilization are to be invited to the galactic party. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hole Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Apparently Whitecastle serves chicken rings, which...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Apparently Whitecastle serves chicken rings, which implies... Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Agreed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hey I found something lazier than graph...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Great Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evil Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's not an AI Control Problem, it's an AI Control...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's not an AI Control Problem, it's an AI Control Solution! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Packets Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: What if I don't WANT to still be me when I get to...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: What if I don't WANT to still be me when I get to the surface? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Growth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is not autobiographical because in the real...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is not autobiographical because in the real version there is no strawberry. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: AM I RIGHT?! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good or Bad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Leave the music and books, though. They were...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Controversy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is another one of those comics that...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is another one of those comics that unfortunately feels like it's about something other than me giggling. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Magic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that temperature and weather will...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that temperature and weather will moderate as everyone starves to death. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Starfish Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Do not try this at home. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crack Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Poor man has a crack addiction. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Icarus Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: CRONUS DID NOTHING WRONG Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sylph Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Locking down the graph joke/obscure word enthusiast...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Locking down the graph joke/obscure word enthusiast crossover crowd. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gently... Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Now, watch this comic become slowly less funny over...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neuron Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird part is the hypnotic synchronized purring...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Auteur Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Worried I didn't make Poe's forehead big...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unity Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, world leaders will read this comic,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, world leaders will read this comic, see the error in their ways, and work to correc themselves at once. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wishes Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Remember how we're made in God's image and God is a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Remember how we're made in God's image and God is a jealous God? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Babbage Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you don't start using this Herostratus quote,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you don't start using this Herostratus quote, it's because you're the Herostratus of Herostratus quotation. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fractal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Finally I have done a non-sad AI comic. Today's...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot enacts a global state that refers...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot enacts a global state that refers to but is not equivalent to anger. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Use Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The go wild for the Mountain Dew flavor...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Darwinning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the darwinian eats the creationist and uses...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the darwinian eats the creationist and uses the calories to protect his offspring. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cup Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: More of the relatable humor you've come to...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: More of the relatable humor you've come to appreciate from SMBC. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tear Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Second to none as an ice cream topper. Today's...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lamarcked Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If humans passed on traits acquired in their 20s,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If humans passed on traits acquired in their 20s, each generation would be exponentially more stressed forever. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conversion Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can get the CS dorks back to philosophy, but...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can get the CS dorks back to philosophy, but only by a costly detour through fundamental physics. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yet Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Worth every penny. Today's News:
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Special Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: People come to SMBC for the relatable life...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sigh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Your misery used to be a lot sexier when you were...
3 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Your misery used to be a lot sexier when you were 22. What changed? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neuro Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real step-change will be when it insists it's...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real step-change will be when it insists it's not doing any of that stuff. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evil Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a movie where the window into the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a movie where the window into the past is the villain just being a born shithead from day one. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't know why either, but it was fun to...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You should SEE the stress-woods I'm building out...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they cut out the middleman and just menace...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they cut out the middleman and just menace you with blunt instrument until you deliver a 100 percent click-thru rate. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cheetos Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately it later finds some ants engaging in a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately it later finds some ants engaging in a simple form of market exchanges. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Plural Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I settled this years ago and it's pronounced...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Confess Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Taking orders for discipleship. Sainthood is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Taking orders for discipleship. Sainthood is available in the SMBC store for low low prices. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - OK Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is this is all happening in his VR...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is this is all happening in his VR headset. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The key to real AGI is to make 4,000 different...
4 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The key to real AGI is to make 4,000 different small AIs that hate each other. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sirens Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I covered the nipples with skulls, so it's...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Estimate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Deeply regretting I am not currently selling a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Deeply regretting I am not currently selling a dazzle camo shirt in the store. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculating Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Imagine doing internal fertilization without...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Imagine doing internal fertilization without telepathy. I mean holy shit! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bitter Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Pieces being put together to bring back BAHFest. Be...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Past Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The thing I miss most about the 90s is the ability...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The thing I miss most about the 90s is the ability to time travel. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wargh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The other one of course is Schindler's...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Man Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is show me one -- just ONE -- woman...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is show me one -- just ONE -- woman who ever dug a 200,000 gallon boner-lake. I'll wait. Today's News: Beep boop
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flesh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You don't *have* to eat them raw. It's more of a...
4 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You don't *have* to eat them raw. It's more of a gourmet thing, so you might not get it. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alone Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on a surely-at-least-somewhat-tongue-in-check...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on a surely-at-least-somewhat-tongue-in-check chapter from Eric Schwitzgebel's book The Weirdness of the World. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: When did it become Hating on Pop Sci Week? Today's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Striving Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The main thing is to get back on the wagon. Today's...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Security Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: WELL, the freaks on patreon felt that the word...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: WELL, the freaks on patreon felt that the word 'using' was a little ambiguous. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - If then Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hereby release this to any introductory logic...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hereby release this to any introductory logic professor who isn't a coward. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sci Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have I told you about my Pop Sci extravaganza A...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have I told you about my Pop Sci extravaganza A City on Mars? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Virtue Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those rare places where after...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those rare places where after talking to practitioners I had my perspective deeply changed. Perhaps you will too? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wellllll Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I just pretend to be Ryan North. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last Rights Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, later nobody digs up his corpse. Today's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forever Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh no I can't feel pain! What a nightmare! Today's...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ilium Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Finally, giving people the long passages from...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Finally, giving people the long passages from Pope's Iliad they yearn for as punchlines. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battriangulation Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that it'll also increase lottery...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bing Bong Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes the votey panel is funnier than the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes the votey panel is funnier than the comic, and it makes me cry. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humourous Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All natural, in the sense of not having been made...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All natural, in the sense of not having been made in a particle accelerator. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yup Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a whole genre of robots taking selfies next...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a whole genre of robots taking selfies next to sterilized planets. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Satan decides to call in sick on summoning...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Actually Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Playing video games BY DEFINITION uses fewer...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Playing video games BY DEFINITION uses fewer resources than experiencing reality. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genre Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Epically would have also worked. Today's News:
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scrooge Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why doesn't he care about this 100th great...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why doesn't he care about this 100th great grandson, living on Alpha Centauri? Is he a bastard? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Plant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We can also do a 'kid salad' tree with every limb...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We can also do a 'kid salad' tree with every limb representing a different phenotype! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theory Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Or maybe Queen Elizabeth did it all, especially...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Or maybe Queen Elizabeth did it all, especially after she was dead. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bean Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Shouting BLOOOOOOOD is similarly...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rule of thumb: you're only allowed to give tedious...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rule of thumb: you're only allowed to give tedious interviews of process if your book is unreadable modern literary fiction about people coming to terms with something or other. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Give Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How come nobody ever prays for sound investment...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brose Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you mix beer and oatmeal, it's Frat...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - EVM Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look it's philosophy. Don't kick the math too...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Branch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Of course the deep concern is that there's a way to...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Of course the deep concern is that there's a way to elegantly prove the existence of an ugliest possible proof. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Child Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ohh, you meant a romanticized well-behaved child in...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ohh, you meant a romanticized well-behaved child in a permanent state of the kind of wonder actual children achieve three or four times a year. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apologize Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also they each get their own name. Today's News:
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Skills Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I can also play the ukulele just well enough to be...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I can also play the ukulele just well enough to be most irritating. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lessons Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Those who read history know EXACTLY how to repeat...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's somehow mythological creature week here at...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compatible Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Best votey of all time. Today's News:
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rational Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's surprising how many situations where 'muddle...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's surprising how many situations where 'muddle through' is a better strategy than rationality. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Worst Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is another one of those 'is Zach okay' comics...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is another one of those 'is Zach okay' comics and the answer is Zach is cashing in on ennui HARD. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fish Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just a public note, based on the response so far,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just a public note, based on the response so far, that I cannot introduce you to Priscilla. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ivy League Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Today's News:
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cosmology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think we could increase the number of stem phds...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think we could increase the number of stem phds just by changing the title from Doctor to Ultimate Grandmaster. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kiss Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Great Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And a twist of black pepper, Amen. Today's News:
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boring Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is really a poem for GenX. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Best Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - How Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A chicken can never cross the same road...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Altruism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Robots, however, will live forever and always...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Need Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Goblins Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Turns out my brain is convinced the main species...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Turns out my brain is convinced the main species are birds, cephalopods, and fungus. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Great News Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You know he's a scientator due to the white...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't actually read the whole comic. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Einstein Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also every headline in astronomy should lead with...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also every headline in astronomy should lead with Ptolemy Wrong Again. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - pointless Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: pointless Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Draw Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You should've seen what the Gomorrah-ites were up...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Top Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling a ball successfully over a slightly taller mountain. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Megiddo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think by 2027 I can get SMBC to be 98% etymology...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elves Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finally Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling Erlenmeyer flasks at the technology lab all day. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Biz Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all federal employees to be influencers. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human made overseas. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Message Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the comic but hopefully it was funny. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether you like it or not. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Down Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or you're gonna be real sad. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Murderer Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - News Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My comics are probably the most enjoyable...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mystery Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hot Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more controversial than yesterday's, shall we? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hey Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA HA HA HA HA Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dark Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crossroads Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ignore the lady and keep loading comics. Today's...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Giant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who suggested the giant worried thing should be a human. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just trying to give a vision of utopia. Today's...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chaos Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by asking if anyone on bluesky had a less tautological way to Monte Carlo your way to the solution to 1+1. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strong Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach Weinersmith, all rights reserved. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were better everyone would be really freaked out by this. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Equal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Version Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead,...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coffee Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Total Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seethe Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I went into online boner-jokes. Today's...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Origin Story Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL...
6 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Personally, I want to be murdered by my own...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Axial Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wife Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In devastating news, I was informed by patreon...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Questions Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is me on bluesky. Today's News:
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fade Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers who talk about letting go of attachments didn't have families? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly considering then deciding against hanging this in the office. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quote Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: -Albert Einstein Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Propaganda Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For the record, this was written ages ago please...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For the record, this was written ages ago please please don't go crazy in the comments. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Understand Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Okay SOME of the comics are...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DD Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history is a random process it wouldn't permit free will. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Utopia Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality, you wouldn't have technically violated the rules. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BOOM Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Filth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang verb form of cock is attested in English as early as 1450 and in specifically Scottish sources by 1768. All I can figure is Macdonald was such a 'grandma' to use Tolkien's insult,...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compete Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope via exceptional genetics. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Applied Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You are all impure now! Today's News:
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macaroni Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At least she holds back how the heat death is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At least she holds back how the heat death is pointless and without meaning! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At zero stars, you just get flooded. Today's News:
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probable Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The avocado of not being such a dick would've been...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The avocado of not being such a dick would've been nice as well. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The problem with college students these days is...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The problem with college students these days is [insert any topic you wish to talk about] Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Management Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people would consume a lot less. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Habit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the discourse so befogged with mendacity that in the grim final moment the villagers wouldn't even believe their own eyes and ears. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epicurean Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To Live Your Life parts are like footnotes to page upon page of incorrect physics. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The law showed no moooorcy. Today's News:
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Choco-beefs are of course inferior to...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Critics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I found something lazier than graph jokes! Today's...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fame Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God then says he's glad they remain...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding location and season. Today's News: Another year?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metabolism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How did it accidentally become depressing comic...
7 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jimmy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be a lot funnier in the year...
8 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sporting Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And the brain can be made into a fancy...
8 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stoicism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The better video games get the less plausible...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daylight Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cupcake Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours' Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ex Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elegant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!' Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strategy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Age Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Favorite Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - And so Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ticket Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tradition Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
8 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DNA Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conlang Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Move Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trajectoid Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With profound hope that the authors of the original...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flatten Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder when someone will invent half-generations...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sorry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is like a time machine to SMBC circa...
8 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Of Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calque Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
8 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't at me, history of international politics...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Leisure Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I look out the window and think of how...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Saving Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Route Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clouds Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is knowing that your great...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grawl Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Any swear words you notice are pareidolia. Today's...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Early Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sorry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Questions Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be considered deeply offensive in...
9 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reverse Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you could take the organs from a bunch of people...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Promise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is more commonly known as the median voter...
9 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Climate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eye Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is probably why he was so grumpy all the...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knight Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The really creepy part is the tower is its...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite On Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Maximization Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Catch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing experiments on this using the...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Instance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fresh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Natal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yesss Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mmmm, fully frontal prudity. Today's News:
9 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flawed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Thank You Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addict Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A little microecon is okay. On weekends. Today's...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Back Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tech Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Time for a factory reset. Today's News: Thank you!
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aftermath Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Context Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone taking this comic out of context will be...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone taking this comic out of context will be sent a prize. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bottling Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - They Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spirit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
10 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flemish Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Name Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jurassic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's literally not even close. Look at the...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jung Science Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stare Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finite Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Language Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That's where he pushes the robot into the...
10 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pino Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trick Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement! Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly. Today's News: Or click here!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Realize Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please make sure to buy all smbc products before...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consequences Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clapping Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually the answer to most Zen...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Length Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steg Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hook Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Half Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
10 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brains Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: However they're slow because many of them have no...
11 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: However they're slow because many of them have no appendages. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Util Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arthur Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping the Welsh isn't lol. Today's News:
11 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however,...
11 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blind Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The great part is it gets funnier every time it's...
11 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dared Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sawwy! Today's News:
11 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neurons Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
11 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count. Today's News: