It’s four years since I bought a printer. I thought I would provide an update on running costs, print sales, and profit. I’m happy to be completely transparent about all this as I know it can be difficult to figure this out if you are thinking of creating your own printing business. January 11th 2026, 11:30am All the photos here are work shot in the last twelve months. Year Four Investment? Nothing other than consumables this year. I did purchase a high-spec film scanner last year, detailed here, but don’t consider that as part of this. The scanner has paid for itself several times over, and it may become a factor in future years (see below). Income Income is made up of sales through a local gallery that I am part of, along with web sales: 5,940.- CHF - sales through the gallery 80.- CHF - sales through web shop = 6,020.- CHF total income Total income is down about 50% compared to 2025. Costs I had to purchase consumables (paper and ink), at a total of 957.- CHF. That cost is included in the total here under the “print consumables” category. January 11th 2026, 3:30pm Rental cost of space in the gallery was reduced due to having overpayments of rent and my loan to the gallery, from the previous year(s), paid back to me. -1,500.- CHF - rental cost of space in the gallery -957.- CHF - print consumables (paper, ink) -1,138.- CHF - framing/mounting/postage -1,135.- CHF - commission to the gallery -300.- CHF - web shop subscription 0.- CHF - stripe / paypal fees 0.- CHF - advertising (none this year) = -5,030.- CHF total costs Total costs are down by about 60% compared to 2025. Total Profit 6,020.- CHF total income -5,030.- CHF total costs = 990.- CHF total profit A Quiet Year? Actually an average year. The previous couple of years were outliers, due to large orders, so really I’m back to normal in terms of sales. The key factors in managing to generate a [small] profit this year were: 1) no longer having to pay back the loan used to finance the printer, and 2) reduced rental cost of space in the gallery due to a previous loan to it being repaid. Also having to spend almost 1,000.- CHF on ink this year ate into profit. This is probably a “once every three years” cost given the rate I print at. The principal cost is rental of space in the gallery - in a normal year this would be 3,000.- CHF. Essentially this means, given the material cost of printing and framing/mounting and commission to the gallery, I need to make about 5,500.- CHF of sales to break even. Solar Eclipse, August 12th 2026 That’s a grind. However I did receive two substantial orders at the end of October, which haven’t made it in to this year’s figures and should boost next year’s. Maybe even a good sign for the year to come? At least now the original investment loan is repaid, the printing costs cover themselves in most years. I may look at offering scanning services now that I have a high-spec film scanner, which could become a scan + print service. More thoughts about that next time.

If you haven’t been paying attention, which is likely given the small corner of the web I’m going to cover, you may have missed that BINGOS just hit 247 consecutive monthly uploads to CPAN1. This is noteworthy as it surpasses DROLSKY’s record set a while back. That’s an upload to CPAN, once a month, for over twenty years. Once a month minimum I should say, as many of the authors on the board are uploading more frequently than that, some even daily. My own monthly upload streak is a mere 149, or twelve and a half years, and really that’s only because I pay attention to the board. Once a month I will check it to remind myself to dig through my CPAN distributions for bugs, issues, and refactoring opportunities. This keeps their internals fresh in my mind for when reports from users or contributors come in. The other authors on the board maintain an order of magnitude more distributions than I do, so are more likely to get a steady stream of reports from users. A stream that is turning into a torrent given the current place we find ourselves in the world of open source software. And that’s where I start to worry a little. Here in the Perl world we’ve been quietly getting on with it since the first shouts of “nobody uses Perl anymore” going back almost as long as BINGOS’ streak. Quietly maintaining critical systems, billion dollar businesses, backwards compatibility, security patches, the occasional new feature, and yearly releases of the interpreter. But that torrent of reports and issues is going to become a flood, and it’s not just the Perl ecosystem that is at risk. CPAN being Perl’s software repository. The upload stats can be found at cpan.io ↩

Five short essays on where we are currently at. A World of First Drafts Dreams and the Uncanny Valley Fiddlers in the Room The Last Hike Semantic Satiation of an Acronym A World of First Drafts I recently picked up a copy of “An Evening With Windham Hill”, a collection of early 1980s live performances by some of Windham Hill’s popular-at-the-time acoustic guitar players. I primarily bought the LP for the recording of “Turning: Turning Back” by Alex deGrassi, as it was the only way to get this on vinyl; the 1992 retrospective that also contains the track was never (officially) released on anything but CD. The album contains a more interesting track on it, that being the first (?) performance of a Michael Hedges composition. Introducing the performance Hedges says “This is a new piece for [that] started out for guitar and then, er, all of a sudden it needed piano and about a week ago it needed bass so… We need to play it tonight. It’s dedicated to Steve Reich, and it’s called Spare Change.” The performance starts out very Hedges like, with his (now) distinct playing style and tapping on his instrument, but then after about forty seconds the piano comes in and Hedges influence seems to be diluted. He pulls it back but seems to be fighting with the piano, and when the bass solo arrives at three minutes Hedges is then completely lost to Manring. The three instruments then battle for the remaining two minutes of the composition leaving us at an ending that feels unresolved. So unresolved it takes the audience several seconds to realise the performance is over. The composition and its performance was very much a first draft. Some interesting ideas in places, but ultimately lacking cohesion, unsatisfying, and even forgettable. Hedges’ voice (that of his guitar) is lost amongst the parts that aren’t his. When Hedges released the final version two years later, on the album “Aerial Boundaries”, he knew the piece needed work so he made some major changes. The first was to drop the key two semitones lower. I guess he removed the capo from his guitar. The second change was more substantial: Hedges decided to replace the piano and bass parts with his own guitar, spending over one hundred hours recording sounds, looping them, playing them backwards, splicing tapes, pulling them apart and sticking them together, experimenting, all to get the textures that fit. Over one hundred hours in the studio in 1983, and likely many hours after those first drafts in 1982, to create a five minute long piece of music. Hedges could have just released the original arrangement, but he knew it was mediocre so continued to refine it. The version realised on “Aerial Boundaries”, and the liner notes explicitly use the verb realised rather than recorded, is probably the most striking work in Hedges’ entire discography. Because there are other remarkable recordings on the album, especially the title track, and due to the near impossibility of performing the track live, “Spare Change” is often ignored. That doesn’t mean Hedges’ time and effort to refine it was a waste, as the track still stands out today. Along with the first live recording, the final version is a permanent record of an idea elevated to something interesting, influential, even epochal. Fingerstyle guitar was going through some major changes in the early eighties, and Hedges was one of several important composers and performers at the time. Had he just sat back, been satisfied with the first draft, not torn it apart to rebuild, it would have been forgotten. I wouldn’t be writing about it today, and it’s possible it may have been discarded and failed to make the final cut for the album. Perhaps the composition would have been dredged up some time in the future, when an artist’s career reaches that inevitable scraping of the barrel stage. Alas, Hedges was killed in an automobile accident in 1997, at the age of 43. The obvious place I’m going with all this is that I increasingly feel like we are moving into a world of first drafts. One where ideas are formed but then delegated to something else to refine them. The problem with this approach is there is nothing new to pull from the tombola, you still have a first draft at the end of that process and haven’t gone anywhere compelling. I’ve even had someone defend their approach with “the ideas are all mine”. But ideas are easy, execution and refinement are hard and that’s where your individuality comes through. Maybe your ideas are boring, and your arguments are weak? I’d still like to read them in your style. Writers have built entire careers on this. The reason I read your blog, or listen to your music, or watch your videos, or look at your photos is because I’m interested in how you see and react to and interpret the world. If your voice and idiom is lost to the machine’s then you are no longer interesting and I’m no longer interested. Dreams and the Uncanny Valley A few years after moving to the mountains I had an idea for a photo project that would involve shooting images of well known vistas and then subtly replacing some of the mountain ranges with different peaks. Or removing parts entirely. Or just messing with the horizon in some way. I played with this a little when I printed some postcards of the Matterhorn, flipping the mountain on its horizontal axis to result in a mirror image. I assumed people would notice, given that concrete chocolate mountain is in the top five of recognisable peaks. Nobody did, at least not for five years. Or nobody said anything as they weren’t quite sure if what they were looking at was wrong, a literal uncanny valley moment. Sometime later I had a dream, or a nightmare since I tend not to remember my dreams, in which everything was subtly wrong. Like something out of a half forgotten Philip K. Dick story or tired science fiction trope. All my friends faces were a little different, but I was the only one that could see this. All the music I knew was off in some way, a different tempo or transposed, or key lyrics were swapped with synonyms. Nobody else noticed and sang along like it had always been this way. They were oblivious to the changes. The books and films all had slightly different titles and plots, and the actors cast were not the same. The walk I took to work was a diversion, my keys were interchanged, the office was rearranged, my keyboard layout was swapped. At lunch the microwave controls were on the left, the food tasted weird. None of my colleagues had any qualms. Finally I realised that if that was the case externally, at the macroscopic level, then was it also the case at an atomic level? I rushed home to find my Roche Biochemical Pathways poster, unfolded it (the wrong way), and stared at the molecules trying to recall the chirality of the amino acids, nucleic acids, and sugars. But I couldn’t remember, it was too long since I had done any biochemistry. And then I woke up. Fiddlers in the Room There’s a certain type of software engineer, I’ve met several times in my ongoing career, that I like to term a “fiddler”. When the fiddler is tasked with solving a problem, instead of thinking “I will solve this problem” they instead think “I will solve this particular class of problem”. The non-fiddler will pick an existing solution, and if there isn’t one that fits they will code for the explicit problem at hand. The fiddler will build an entire system to cater for a hypothetical future and other people’s unknowns. The result is something that is not actually generic enough to solve the particular class of problem, being too brittle, and is too broad to solve the original specific problem in a maintainable way. An excess baggage of logic and abstractions means cognitive overload. Having to think about the generic class of problem when trying to maintain for the specific problem is always, well, a problem. Don’t get me wrong. Fiddlers are important, and have contributed to many critical parts of many ecosystems, and some fiddlers are very good at what they do; however, they are the minority and, more often than not, a one hit wonder. A key tell of some fiddlers is that they like to use the latest tools to facilitate their fiddling, and this is the most dangerous fiddler of all. New tools are more likely to change quickly, and churn is the enemy in software engineering. Now it seems that everyone can be a fiddler, so my term has become a tautology or changed to mean something else. Fiddling has been flipped on its head. Now it seems fiddlers can trivially generate for the explicit problem at hand, pulled from a vast corpus of existing classes of problems, likely previously generated by the previous generation of fiddlers. Those not-quite-generic-enough-and-a-little-too-brittle solutions. And if the fiddling is not enough? Have an entire orchestra. Keep screaming “COMPUTER, DO SOMETHING!” If and when it all goes wrong? Yes: “Switching over to manual control… good luck!” and of course: “This is the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing a sad song for you.” The Last Hike The last hike took place on the 25th May 2026. Temperature was 20ºC, humidity 53%. Distance 13.00km, altitude change +/- 566m. 735kcal was expended in energy, with an average heart rate of 107bpm (max 153, min 70). Duration was 3h21m. The computer decided the effort was “moderate”. The last hike was somewhat more successful than the last bike ride, which took place on the 19th May 2026. Temperature was 10ºC, humidity 66%. Distance 11.56km, altitude change +/- 258m. 356kcal was expended in energy, with an average heart rate of 138bpm (max 161, min 69). Duration was 41:31. Max speed was 51km/h when a catastrophic puncture of the back tire took place, sending the rider veering off course into a 1m wide grass verge between the asphalt and a barbed wire fence. The rider was thrown over the handlebars of the bike, onto their right shoulder. Some moderate skin grazing occurred, but a six hour visit to the hospital was required to confirm no bones were broken. The computer, knowing nothing of this, decided the effort was “moderate”. I decided to stop tracking all this stuff because I don’t know what advantages it begets other than the obvious: exercise is beneficial. The disadvantages are not worth it, trying to beat personal bests, going faster, worrying about regressions, contributing to the world’s largest and longest ongoing clinical trial? My father used to run a lot in his youth. He would take me in the pram when he ran, and he ran so much he wore through two sets of wheels. There’s little evidence of that now, maybe a few photos in our attic, and his arthritic knees. It’s possible that his running has nothing to do with his knees, I know. None of this was tracked, so who knows? Even if it was tracked we wouldn’t know anyway. All of this data works at a population level, individually you need to ask yourself if you really need to know the minutia. Exercise is beneficial until the bones hit the asphalt. Even then, the net benefit is worth it. Just move a few times a week for more than a few minutes and you’ll feel better. Semantic Satiation of an Acronym There has to be an end state to all this, eventually? Surely? A point at which it just becomes the norm, at which it is everyday, normal, mundane? A point at which we can just all get on with our lives and benefit from the good, and be protected from the bad. A point where the thing producing so much noise is reduced to a background hum that can be ignored. I can't seem to escape this in any place. Technical discussions normally reserved for office work hours spill out into social settings. The pub, the dinner table, with strangers on a plane, in a queue, at a gig. I hear horror stories of wannabee software engineers making all the mistakes newbies make, but with none of the guardrails or mentoring to steer them in the safe direction. I end up talking shop with people I would never want to be my colleagues. I'm not trying to gatekeep here, I have no kingdom to protect, rather I am worried that the bar being so low will cause many people to trip over it. I do find this stuff useful, in the very specific areas it is currently limited to. It will become more useful in other areas over time and hopefully less dangerous, but that's an unknown for now. I didn't think semantic satiation was possible with an acronym. Can I please just go one day without hearing about this. Just one.

Apparently the bottom is falling out of the art market, at least for those in the high-end segment1. That market of investors, speculators, and dealers who are working with mind-boggling prices. This isn’t surprising. The buyers in this market aren’t interested in art, they’re interested in the financial returns, and the last few years have seen more compelling investments in other areas. Cryptocurrencies, NFTs, and now AI. Why faff about with tangibles, which need shipping, storage2, maintenance, and insurance? Why bother with art that needs decades to see a return, when the alternatives can be turned around in months with a few clicks? At least when the bottom falls out of the art market you will still have something to hang on your wall, eh? Anyway, it’s three years since I bought a printer. I thought I would provide an update on running costs, print sales, and profit. I’m happy to be completely transparent about all this as I know it can be difficult to figure this out if you are thinking of creating your own printing business. Culan et Croix des Chaux, December 2024 Again, the reason why I do this from November to November is that the ski season runs December to April, and usually the most sales are during that period. Also I bought the printer in November 2022 so I’m just carrying on that way. You can find details from the previous year here. All the photos here are work shot in the last twelve months, I’ll cover this in a bit more detail below in the “Thoughts” section. Year Three Investment I needed to purchase more paper and ink this year, as expected. I also decided to buy a stand for the printer, as it was available at a significant discount. This gives me more freedom in my studio as I can now move the printer around easily. It also will allow me to add a second roll feeder in the future, should I decide I need that. Investment figures are included in the costs below. Income Income is made up of sales through a local gallery that I am part of, along with web sales: 11,409.- CHF - sales through the gallery 642.- CHF - sales through web shop = 12,051.- CHF total income Total income is up by about 20% compared to 2024 on both gallery sales and web shop sales. Costs I include the loan repayment here as that is an ongoing cost. I had to purchase consumables (paper and ink), at a total of 1,370.- CHF however that cost isn’t included in the total here as it will be amortised in future years under the “print consumables” category when they are used to make prints. First Tracks, January 2025 Rental cost of space in the gallery was reduced due to having overpayments of rent and my loan to the gallery, from the previous year, paid back to me. -4,058.- CHF - loan repayment -1,500.- CHF - rental cost of space in the gallery -672.- CHF - print consumables (paper, ink) -130.- CHF - investment (printer stand) -3,408.- CHF - framing/mounting/postage -2,323.- CHF - commission to the gallery -300.- CHF - web shop subscription -62.- CHF - stripe / paypal fees 0.- CHF - advertising (none this year) = -12,453.- CHF total costs Total costs are down by about 15% compared to 2024. Total Profit (Loss) 12,051.- CHF total income -12,453.- CHF total costs = -402.- CHF total loss Thoughts Holy crap, I only made a 402.- CHF loss this year. What happened? A combination of debt owed to me by the gallery and better sales meant I came close to breaking even. The original investment loan also accounted for 4,058.- CHF in costs, but this loan is now fully repaid and will not factor into future costs. I was lucky this year in that one of the local schools made a bulk order of small framed prints, which contributed to the boost in sales. If I were to net off the cost of the loan, but also this large order (since this is a rare occurrence), I would have a profit of about 2,000.- CHF. So still a good year, relatively speaking. However, that’s about 175.- CHF per month profit. You can’t live on this, and it’s an absolute grind if you want to start increasing that. Again, the reality remains that a physical space is absolutely essential for getting the work out there and sold - just look at the figures, approx twenty times the amount of income than from the web sales. Verbier the day after after record snowfall, April 2025 The Content Treadmill This year’s “trip to a ski resort in another country” was Chamonix, which I hadn’t been to in over a decade. I hired a guide for some off piste ventures, and we had a great time exploring the mountains. The snow was reasonable at the start of the week, but a bit naff at the end, but I did manage to shoot a couple of photos that have been added to the work for sale. We already have a trip planned for next year, and are considering the year after. This should result in more work. I should note that the work is a byproduct of my first interest - snowboarding. Really I’m not looking for locations or trips with a thought to shoot photos, they are purely an afterthought. If the places I go are suitable, and the conditions allow, then a photo might result. I have no interest in creating “content”, as that’s an absolute grind as well. I might shoot a couple of good photos a year, really. The work I shoot is very specific to a place, as I’ve talked about previously. If I wanted it to sell I would be looking to display it in galleries present in those locations. Sunset Over Le Col de la Croix, October 2025 And if I did want to boost the income from all of this I would have to jump on that content treadmill. Be thinking all the time about where to go next, what to shoot, and how to sell it. Be pushing out work all the time. That means producing mediocre work, that you’re not happy with, and that is a drag. Going out with the intent of creating content? Where’s the fun in that? The Storm Hits the Art Market ↩ Geneva Freeport ↩