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I was on the train between Norwood Junction and London Bridge and I said "this is quite a long way isn't it?" "Longer than most," they said. "I wonder what the longest journey between stations in London is?" I said. "That sounds like the sort of thing you'd blog about," they said. So I'm blogging about it. London's longest non-stop train journeys (both ends of the journey must be inside London) 12.2 miles: London Paddington to Heathrow Central [16 min] Heathrow Express 11.7 miles: London Bridge - Orpington [15 min] Southeastern 9.6 miles: London Euston - Harrow & Wealdstone [11 min] LNWR 9.6 miles: London Victoria - Bromley South [18 min] Southeastern 8.9 miles: London Bridge - East Croydon [13 min] Thameslink 8.5 miles: London Marylebone - Harrow-on-the-Hill [12 min] Chiltern 8.3 miles: Stratford - Romford [10 min] Greater Anglia 7.6 miles: Clapham Junction - Surbiton [11 min] SWR 7.4 miles: London Bridge - Norwood Junction [12 min] Southern 7.4 miles: Barking - Upminster [8...
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