In short: from my experience, people like map and filter, but not reduce. I use functions like map and filter all the time. When I put that code up for review, my peers rarely complain. I get plenty of feedback about other decisions, but not about my use of map and filter. I cannot say the same for reduce. Often, when I’ve submitted a patch with reduce inside, I get a comment like, “this part is hard to read.” And I see reduce way less than map, filter, some, and so on. Anecdotally, I have come to believe that programmers don’t like reduce as much. I don’t know why, but I have a few theories: reduce is harder to read. reduce is less familiar. reduce can have worse performance compared to other options. reduce is less elegant in languages I use, like JavaScript, Python, and Swift. In my blissful stint as a Clojure developer, I did not get this feedback. I’m wrong, and I’m seeing a trend that’s not real. I usually just change reduce to something else and move on. Even though I prefer it, I don’t usually care much. But it’s a little social phenomenon I’ve observed, and I thought I’d document it. I’ve also noticed this less recently, possibly because code review is less thorough nowadays. Do you notice this? Do you like reduce? Please tell me.

In short: Vim has a joke autocmd called UserGettingBored that doesn’t do anything. Vim’s automatic commands feature, usually shortened to “autocmd”, lets you run code when various events occur. For example, you could implement an auto-save feature by binding the TextChanged event to the :w command. Vim has over 100 events, from “buffer was created” to “file was saved”. But one of them sticks out to me: UserGettingBored. Here’s the documentation: UserGettingBored: When the user presses the same key 42 times. Just kidding! :-) When I saw this, I was busy doing something else and it completely derailed me. “I must know more,” I thought. Here’s what I found: Unfortunately, it doesn’t do anything. It only exists in the documentation (and some tests). If you try to use it with somethig like autocmd UserGettingBored ..., you’ll get a “no such group or event” error. It’s present in Vim, Neovim, and Vim Classic. It was first added by Bram Moolenaar in July 2000, over a year before Vim 6.0 was released. The original description was, “When the user hits CTRL-C. Just kidding!” And it didn’t do anything back then, so I don’t think it’s ever been real. In August 2001, he added the smiley face to the documentation. It then read, “When the user hits CTRL-C. Just kidding! :-)” Twelve years later, in 2013, the description changed to its current iteration: “When the user presses the same key 42 times. Just kidding! :-)” In 2022, developer Mike Smith created an unofficial plugin inspired by this joke autocmd. If you press the same key 42 times in Insert mode, a picture of Samuel L. Jackson appears. 22 years later, it’s finally real.

As I write this, we’re about 7 sixteenths through 2026, and it’s about 14 sixteenths through the day. For the sixteenth issue of the Taper online magazine, I split time into sixteenths to think about its passage in a different way. The code, which had to be under 2048 bytes, isn’t terribly complex. It does some date math and uses a Go server for minification. If you want, here’s the unminified source code. Go check out all the other entries from this issue! My favorites include "[SIC]", “Desperate Measures from a Dying Regime”, and "(un)done". See also: my previous Taper entry.

I wrote a simple script that translates text at the command line, completely offline. Here’s an example of how it works on my computer: echo '¿Cómo estás?' | translate # => How are you? It combines a few tools: TranslateGemma, a special-purpose language model for translation Ollama, a tool for running language models locally Efficient Language Detector, a library that detects the language for a piece of text Here’s the pseudocode of how it works: source = read_stdin() # Uses Efficient Language Detector source_language = detect_language(source) # Uses JavaScript's `navigator.language` target_language = get_system_language() # Uses Ollama + TranslateGemma return translate(source, source_language, target_language) I built this because I couldn’t find anyone else who had done it. It’s written in Deno for my specific needs—for example, it only translates text into your system’s language—but could easily be adapted if you need something else. I like that I can do offline, private, automatic translation. It’s imperfect, but useful for me! Here’s the source code.