In short: from my experience, people like map and filter, but not reduce. I use functions like map and filter all the time. When I put that code up for review, my peers rarely complain. I get plenty of feedback about other decisions, but not about my use of map and filter. I cannot say the same for reduce. Often, when I’ve submitted a patch with reduce inside, I get a comment like, “this part is hard to read.” And I see reduce way less than map, filter, some, and so on. Anecdotally, I have come to believe that programmers don’t like reduce as much. I don’t know why, but I have a few theories: reduce is harder to read. reduce is less familiar. reduce can have worse performance compared to other options. reduce is less elegant in languages I use, like JavaScript, Python, and Swift. In my blissful stint as a Clojure developer, I did not get this feedback. I’m wrong, and I’m seeing a trend that’s not real. I usually just change reduce to something else and move on. Even though I prefer it, I don’t usually care much. But it’s a little social phenomenon I’ve observed, and I thought I’d document it. I’ve also noticed this less recently, possibly because code review is less thorough nowadays. Do you notice this? Do you like reduce? Please tell me.

In short: Vim has a joke autocmd called UserGettingBored that doesn’t do anything. Vim’s automatic commands feature, usually shortened to “autocmd”, lets you run code when various events occur. For example, you could implement an auto-save feature by binding the TextChanged event to the :w command. Vim has over 100 events, from “buffer was created” to “file was saved”. But one of them sticks out to me: UserGettingBored. Here’s the documentation: UserGettingBored: When the user presses the same key 42 times. Just kidding! :-) When I saw this, I was busy doing something else and it completely derailed me. “I must know more,” I thought. Here’s what I found: Unfortunately, it doesn’t do anything. It only exists in the documentation (and some tests). If you try to use it with somethig like autocmd UserGettingBored ..., you’ll get a “no such group or event” error. It’s present in Vim, Neovim, and Vim Classic. It was first added by Bram Moolenaar in July 2000, over a year before Vim 6.0 was released. The original description was, “When the user hits CTRL-C. Just kidding!” And it didn’t do anything back then, so I don’t think it’s ever been real. In August 2001, he added the smiley face to the documentation. It then read, “When the user hits CTRL-C. Just kidding! :-)” Twelve years later, in 2013, the description changed to its current iteration: “When the user presses the same key 42 times. Just kidding! :-)” In 2022, developer Mike Smith created an unofficial plugin inspired by this joke autocmd. If you press the same key 42 times in Insert mode, a picture of Samuel L. Jackson appears. 22 years later, it’s finally real.

In short: I prefer strict tables in SQLite because they avoid some datatype problems, such as putting text in number columns. SQLite has a feature that I think is underrated: strict tables. Strict tables help enforce rigid typing, preventing mistakes like putting text into integer columns. I like them, and wrote this post to promote their use! To make a strict table, add STRICT to the end of its definition. Like this: -CREATE TABLE people (name TEXT); +CREATE TABLE people (name TEXT) STRICT; That’s it! But what does it do? Advantages of strict tables Broadly, strict tables help enforce rigid types, like other SQL engines do. Prevents type mismatches on insert/update Most significantly, strict tables keep you from inserting the wrong type into a column. For example, SQLite normally lets you put text into an INTEGER column, but not with strict tables. -- Non-strict tables let you put anything anywhere. CREATE TABLE people_nonstrict (age INTEGER); INSERT INTO people_nonstrict (age) VALUES ('garbage'); -- => works fine -- Strict tables don't allow that, which I prefer. CREATE TABLE people_strict (age INTEGER) STRICT; INSERT INTO people_strict (age) VALUES ('garbage'); -- => error: cannot store TEXT value in INTEGER column Personally, I think it’s a mistake to try to put text in an integer column, or vice-versa. I don’t want SQLite to let me make this error! The same validation happens for UPDATEs, too. Notably, if a value can be losslessly converted, it will still be accepted. For example, the string '123' can be perfectly converted to an integer, so it’s allowed. These two lines are equivalent, even for a strict table: INSERT INTO people_strict (age) VALUES ('123'); INSERT INTO people_strict (age) VALUES (123); Prevents bogus column types on table creation By default, you can create columns with bogus types. For example, all of these work even though they aren’t valid SQLite datatypes: -- SQLite doesn't support these types, but this is all accepted. CREATE TABLE tbl (name GARBAGE); CREATE TABLE tbl (name DATETIME); CREATE TABLE tbl (name JSON); CREATE TABLE tbl (name UUID); CREATE TABLE tbl (name BLOBB); I think these aren’t what the developer intended. Some of these are typos, some of them are misunderstandings of which datatypes SQLite supports, and some are egregious mistakes. Appending STRICT to any of these statements makes them error. In my opinion, that’s the correct behavior! -- All of these give errors, which I prefer. CREATE TABLE tbl (name GARBAGE) STRICT; CREATE TABLE tbl (name DATETIME) STRICT; CREATE TABLE tbl (name JSON) STRICT; CREATE TABLE tbl (name UUID) STRICT; CREATE TABLE tbl (name BLOBB) STRICT; Only INT, INTEGER, REAL, TEXT, BLOB, and ANY are allowed. Strict tables also require a column type, so you can’t do CREATE TABLE tbl (name). Still allows flexibility with ANY If you still need a column to be flexible, you can use the ANY datatype. As the name suggests, it allows anything—even in a strict table. CREATE TABLE tbl (value ANY) STRICT; -- All of these are valid because the column is ANY: INSERT INTO tbl (value) VALUES (123); INSERT INTO tbl (value) VALUES ('text'); INSERT INTO tbl (value) VALUES (12.34); INSERT INTO tbl (value) VALUES (X'8647'); I haven’t found a use for this, but maybe you will! Disadvantages of strict tables I prefer strict tables but I must share a few cons. Not everything is better! Can’t strict-ify an existing table I think it’s best to use strictness from the start, but that’s not always possible. Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s a way to ALTER a table to make it strict. I think you have to copy the data out of the non-strict table into the strict one. Something like this: -- 1. Create a new strict table with the same schema CREATE TABLE new_people (name TEXT) STRICT; -- 2. Copy data (risky if types are wrong!) INSERT INTO new_people SELECT * FROM people; -- 3. Replace the old table DROP TABLE people; ALTER TABLE new_people RENAME TO people; Note that this could be tricky if the non-strict table has invalid data! For example, if the old data accidentally contains text in an integer column, you’ll get errors when doing the migration. You’ll probably need to clean the data or cast it. You could make a rule for your codebase that all new tables are strict. That might be useful—at least some of your tables are valid! But it might also mean you have inconsistent validation across your tables, which might be more surprising than having weak validation on all tables. It’s up to you to decide whether this is a good fit for you. The SQLite developers disagree with me SQLite has a whole page called “The Advantages Of Flexible Typing”, where they argue that SQLite’s flexible behavior is good, actually. I hesitate to wade into the controversy of static-versus-dynamic, but I disagree in most cases. I’ve personally encountered many bugs where an unexpected data type caused subtle headaches. I’d much rather these mistakes explode loudly. But it’s worth noting that SQLite’s developers seem not to share my preference for strict tables! They point out a few good uses for flexible tables, such as “a pure key-value store” or “a place to store miscellaneous attributes” of different types. They also mention that you might want to keep the invalid data in some cases, like if you’re directly importing a messy CSV and don’t want to lose any data. I still prefer strict tables, but acknowledge there are some reasonable cases for non-strict ones. (There’s also at least one comment in the SQLite source that calls non-strict tables “legacy”, but I trust that less than the official documentation.) Only in SQLite 3.37.0+ SQLite introduced strict tables in version 3.37.0, released November 2021. If you’re on an older version of SQLite, you can’t use strict tables. It’s worth noting that old versions of SQLite can’t read databases with strict tables. For example, if you create a strict table in the newest version of SQLite and then try to read that database in SQLite 3.36.0 (before strict tables were added), you’ll get an error—even if the strict table is already in the database. Performance maybe? Strict tables are theoretically slower because they have to do a little extra work. For example, they check datatypes when doing an insert or update. But in practice, I don’t think this is an issue. I wrote a hacky script that inserted millions of rows into a table with 100 columns, and there was no obvious difference on multiple machines I tried. The file size on disk was also the same. I didn’t test this thoroughly, so maybe there’s something I missed, but I don’t think strict tables present a performance problem. In fact, one might expect better performance because you won’t be accidentally mismatching SQLite’s column affinities. But again, I haven’t tested this. Conclusion: I like strict tables! Personally, I think the pros of strict tables outweigh the cons. I generally prefer when types are rigidly enforced. It squashes a class of mistakes, and help enforce good data integrity. They’re not a panacea, but they’re usually easy to add and go a long way. If there’s a SQLite feature you think is underrated, please tell me.

As I write this, we’re about 7 sixteenths through 2026, and it’s about 14 sixteenths through the day. For the sixteenth issue of the Taper online magazine, I split time into sixteenths to think about its passage in a different way. The code, which had to be under 2048 bytes, isn’t terribly complex. It does some date math and uses a Go server for minification. If you want, here’s the unminified source code. Go check out all the other entries from this issue! My favorites include "[SIC]", “Desperate Measures from a Dying Regime”, and "(un)done". See also: my previous Taper entry.

I wrote a simple script that translates text at the command line, completely offline. Here’s an example of how it works on my computer: echo '¿Cómo estás?' | translate # => How are you? It combines a few tools: TranslateGemma, a special-purpose language model for translation Ollama, a tool for running language models locally Efficient Language Detector, a library that detects the language for a piece of text Here’s the pseudocode of how it works: source = read_stdin() # Uses Efficient Language Detector source_language = detect_language(source) # Uses JavaScript's `navigator.language` target_language = get_system_language() # Uses Ollama + TranslateGemma return translate(source, source_language, target_language) I built this because I couldn’t find anyone else who had done it. It’s written in Deno for my specific needs—for example, it only translates text into your system’s language—but could easily be adapted if you need something else. I like that I can do offline, private, automatic translation. It’s imperfect, but useful for me! Here’s the source code.