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Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. – Eagleson’s Law After scouring git history, I found the correct config file, but someone removed it. Their full commit message read: Remove config. Don't bring it back. Very. helpful. But I get it; it’s hard to care about commit messages when you’re making a quick change. Git commit templates can help. Commit templates provide a scaffold for your commit messages, reminding you to answer questions like: What problem are you solving? Why is this the solution? What alternatives did you consider? Where can I read more? What is a git commit template? When you type git commit, git pops open your text editor1. Git can pre-fill your editor with a commit template—a form that reminds you of everything it’s easy to forget when writing a commit. Creating a commit template is simple. Create a plaintext file – mine lives at ~/.config/git/message.txt Tell git to use it: git config --global \ commit.template '~/.config/git/message.txt' My template packs everything I know about writing a commit. Project-specific templates Large projects, such as Linux kernel, git, and MediaWiki, have their own commit guidelines. Git templates can remind you about these per-project requirements if you add a commit template to a project’s .git/config file. Another way to do this is git’s includeIf configuration setting. includeIf lets you override git config settings when you’re working under directories you define. For example, all my Wikimedia work lives in ~/Projects/Wikimedia and at the bottom of my ~/.config/git/config I have: [includeIf "gitdir:~/Projects/Wikimedia/**"] path = ~/.config/git/config.wikimedia In config.wikimedia, I point to my Wikimedia-specific commit template (along with other necessary git settings: my user.email, core.hooksPath, and a pushInsteadOf url to push to ssh even when I clone via https). Forge-specific templates Personal git commit templates lead to better commits, which make for a better history. The forge-specific pull-request templates are a band-aid, the cheap kind that falls off in the shower. There’s no incentive for GitHub to make git history better: the worse your commit history, the more you rely on GitHub. Still, all the major pull-request-style forges let you foist a pull-request template on your contributors. As a contributor, I dislike filling those out—they add unnecessary friction. Commit message contents Your commit template allows you do the hard thinking upfront. Then, when you make a commit, you simply follow the template. My template asks questions I answer with my commit message: 72ch. wide -------------------------------------------------------- BODY # | # - Why should this change be made? | # - What problem are you solving? | # - Why this solution? | # - What's wrong with the current code? | # - Are there other ways to do it? | # - How can the reviewer confirm it works? | # | # ---------------------------------------------------------------- /BODY But other clever folks cooked up conventions you could incorporate: Conventional commits – how do your commits relate to semantic versioning? This makes it easier for SRE and downstream users. Problem/Solution format – first pioneered by ZeroMQ2, this format anticipates the questions of future developers and reviewers. Gitmoji – developed for the GitHub crowd, this format defines an emoji shorthand that makes it easy to spot changes of a particular type. Commit message formatting How you format text affects how people read it. My template also deals with text formatting rules3: Subject – 50 characters or less, capitalized, no end punctuation. Body – Wrap at 72 characters with a blank line separating it from the subject. Trailers – Standard formats with a blank line separating them from the body. People will read your commit in different contexts: git log, git shortlog, and git rebase. But git’s pager has no line wrapping by default. I hard wrap at 72 characters because that makes text easier to read in wide terminals.4 Finally, my template addresses trailers, reminding me about standard trailers supported in the projects I’m working on. Git can interpret trailers, which can be useful later. For example, if I wanted a tab-separated list of commits and their related tasks I could find that with git log: $ TAB=%x09 $ BUG_TRAILER='%(trailers:key=Bug,valueonly=true,separator=%x2C )' $ SHORT_HASH=%h $ SUBJ=%s $ FORMAT="${SHORT_HASH}${TAB}${BUG_TRAILER}${TAB}${GIT_SUBJ}" $ git log --topo-order --no-merges \ --format="$FORMAT" d2b09deb12f T359762 Rewrite Kurdish (ku) Latin to Arabic converter 28123a6a262 T332865 tests: Remove non-static fallback in HookRunnerTestBase 4e919a307a4 T328919 tests: Remove unused argument from data provider in PageUpdaterTest bedd0f685f9 objectcache: Improve `RESTBagOStuff::handleError()` 2182a0c4490 T393219 tests: Remove two data provider in RestStructureTest Git commit templates free your brain from remembering what you should write, allowing you to focus on the story you should tell. Your future self will thank you for the effort. Starting with core.editor in your git config, $VISUAL or $EDITOR in your shell, finally falling back to vi.↩︎ I think…↩︎ All cribbed from Tim Pope↩︎ Another story I’ve heard: a standard terminal allows 80 characters per line. git log indents commit messages with 4 spaces. A 72-character-per-line commit centers text on an 80-character-per-line terminal. To me, readability in modern terminals is a better reason to wrap than kowtowing to antiquated terminals.↩︎
[The] Linux kernel uses GPLv2, and if you distribute GPLv2 code, you have to provide a copy of the source (and modifications) once someone asks for it. And now I’m asking nicely for you to do so 🙂 – Joga, bbs.onyx-international.com Boox in split screen, typewriter mode In January, I bought a Boox Go 10.3—a 10.3-inch, 300-ppi, e-ink Android tablet. After two months, I use the Boox daily—it’s replaced my planner, notebook, countless PDF print-offs, and the good parts of my phone. But Boox’s parent company, Onyx, is sketchy. I’m conflicted. The Boox Go is a beautiful, capable tablet that I use every day, but I recommend avoiding as long as Onyx continues to disregard the rights of its users. How I’m using my Boox My e-ink floor desk Each morning, I plop down in front of my MagicHold laptop stand and journal on my Boox with Obsidian. I use Syncthing to back up my planner and sync my Zotero library between my Boox and laptop. In the evening, I review my PDF planner and plot for tomorrow. I use these apps: Obsidian – a markdown editor that syncs between all my devices with no fuss for $8/mo. Syncthing – I love Syncthing—it’s an encrypted, continuous file sync-er without a centralized server. Meditation apps1 – Guided meditation away from the blue light glow of my phone or computer is better. Before buying the Boox, I considered a reMarkable. The reMarkable Paper Pro has a beautiful color screen with a frontlight, a nice pen, and a “type folio,” plus it’s certified by the Calm Tech Institute. But the reMarkable is a distraction-free e-ink tablet. Meanwhile, I need distraction-lite. What I like Calm(ish) technology – The Boox is an intentional device. Browsing the internet, reading emails, and watching videos is hard, but that’s good. Apps – Google Play works out of the box. I can install F-Droid and change my launcher without difficulty. Split screen – The built-in launcher has a split screen feature. I use it to open a PDF side-by-side with a notes doc. Reading – The screen is a 300ppi Carta 1200, making text crisp and clear. What I dislike I filmed myself typing at 240fps, each frame is 4.17ms. Boox’s typing latency is between 150ms and 275ms at the fastest refresh rate inside Obsidian. Typing – Typing latency is noticeable. At Boox’s highest refresh rate, after hitting a key, text takes between 150ms to 275ms to appear. I can still type, though it’s distracting at times. The horror of the default pen Accessories Pen – The default pen looks like a child’s whiteboard marker and feels cheap. I replaced it with the Kindle Scribe Premium pen, and the writing experience is vastly improved. Cover – It’s impossible to find a nice cover. I’m using a $15 cover that I’m encasing in stickers. Tool switching – Swapping between apps is slow and clunky. I blame Android and the current limitations of e-ink more than Boox. No frontlight – The Boox’s lack of frontlight prevents me from reading more with it. I knew this when I bought my Boox, but devices with frontlights seem to make other compromises. Onyx The Chinese company behind Boox, Onyx International, Inc., runs the servers where Boox shuttles tracking information. I block this traffic with Pi-Hole2. pihole-ing whatever telemetry Boox collects I inspected this traffic via Mitm proxy—most traffic was benign, though I never opted into sending any telemetry (nor am I logged in to a Boox account). But it’s also an Android device, so it’s feeding telemetry into Google’s gaping maw, too. Worse, Onyx is flouting the terms of the GNU Public License, declining to release Linux kernel modifications to users. This is anathema to me—GPL violations are tantamount to theft. Onyx’s disregard for user rights makes me regret buying the Boox. Verdict I’ll continue to use the Boox and feel bad about it. I hope my digging in this post will help the next person. Unfortunately, the e-ink tablet market is too niche to support the kind of solarpunk future I’d always imagined. But there’s an opportunity for an open, Linux-based tablet to dominate e-ink. Linux is playing catch-up on phones with PostmarketOS. Meanwhile, the best e-ink tablets have to offer are old, unupdateable versions of Android, like the OS on the Boox. In the future, I’d love to pay a license- and privacy-respecting company for beautiful, calm technology and recommend their product to everyone. But today is not the future. I go back and forth between “Waking Up” and “Calm”↩︎ Using github.com/JordanEJ/Onyx-Boox-Blocklist↩︎
Luckily, I speak Leet. – Amita Ramanujan, Numb3rs, CBS’s IRC Drama There’s an episode of the CBS prime-time drama Numb3rs that plumbs the depths of Dr. Joel Fleischman’s1 knowledge of IRC. In one scene, Fleischman wonders, “What’s ‘leet’”? “Leet” is writing that replaces letters with numbers, e.g., “Numb3rs,” where 3 stands in for e. In short, leet is like the heavy-metal “S” you drew in middle school: Sweeeeet. / \ / | \ | | | \ \ | | | \ | / \ / ASCII art version of your misspent youth. Following years of keen observation, I’ve noticed Git commit hashes are also letters and numbers. Git commit hashes are, as Fleischman might say, prime targets for l33tification. What can I spell with a git commit? DenITDao via orlybooks) With hexidecimal we can spell any word containing the set of letters {A, B, C, D, E, F}—DEADBEEF (a classic) or ABBABABE (for Mama Mia aficionados). This is because hexidecimal is a base-16 numbering system—a single “digit” represents 16 numbers: Base-10: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 16 15 Base-16: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F Leet expands our palette of words—using 0, 1, and 5 to represent O, I, and S, respectively. I created a script that scours a few word lists for valid words and phrases. With it, I found masterpieces like DADB0D (dad bod), BADA55 (bad ass), and 5ADBAB1E5 (sad babies). Manipulating commit hashes for fun and no profit Git commit hashes are no mystery. A commit hash is the SHA-1 of a commit object. And a commit object is the commit message with some metadata. $ mkdir /tmp/BADA55-git && cd /tmp/BAD55-git $ git init Initialized empty Git repository in /tmp/BADA55-git/.git/ $ echo '# BADA55 git repo' > README.md && git add README.md && git commit -m 'Initial commit' [main (root-commit) 68ec0dd] Initial commit 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) create mode 100644 README.md $ git log --oneline 68ec0dd (HEAD -> main) Initial commit Let’s confirm we can recreate the commit hash: $ git cat-file -p 68ec0dd > commit-msg $ sha1sum <(cat \ <(printf "commit ") \ <(wc -c < commit-msg | tr -d '\n') \ <(printf '%b' '\0') commit-msg) 68ec0dd6dead532f18082b72beeb73bd828ee8fc /dev/fd/63 Our repo’s first commit has the hash 68ec0dd. My goal is: Make 68ec0dd be BADA55. Keep the commit message the same, visibly at least. But I’ll need to change the commit to change the hash. To keep those changes invisible in the output of git log, I’ll add a \t and see what happens to the hash. $ truncate -s -1 commit-msg # remove final newline $ printf '\t\n' >> commit-msg # Add a tab $ # Check the new SHA to see if it's BADA55 $ sha1sum <(cat \ <(printf "commit ") \ <(wc -c < commit-msg | tr -d '\n') \ <(printf '%b' '\0') commit-msg) 27b22ba5e1c837a34329891c15408208a944aa24 /dev/fd/63 Success! I changed the SHA-1. Now to do this until we get to BADA55. Fortunately, user not-an-aardvark created a tool for that—lucky-commit that manipulates a commit message, adding a combination of \t and [:space:] characters until you hit a desired SHA-1. Written in rust, lucky-commit computes all 256 unique 8-bit strings composed of only tabs and spaces. And then pads out commits up to 48-bits with those strings, using worker threads to quickly compute the SHA-12 of each commit. It’s pretty fast: $ time lucky_commit BADA555 real 0m0.091s user 0m0.653s sys 0m0.007s $ git log --oneline bada555 (HEAD -> main) Initial commit $ xxd -c1 <(git cat-file -p 68ec0dd) | grep -cPo ': (20|09)' 12 $ xxd -c1 <(git cat-file -p HEAD) | grep -cPo ': (20|09)' 111 Now we have an more than an initial commit. We have a BADA555 initial commit. All that’s left to do is to make ALL our commits BADA55 by abusing git hooks. $ cat > .git/hooks/post-commit && chmod +x .git/hooks/post-commit #!/usr/bin/env bash echo 'L337-ifying!' lucky_commit BADA55 $ echo 'A repo that is very l33t.' >> README.md && git commit -a -m 'l33t' L337-ifying! [main 0e00cb2] l33t 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) $ git log --oneline bada552 (HEAD -> main) l33t bada555 Initial commit And now I have a git repo almost as cool as the sweet “S” I drew in middle school. This is a Northern Exposure spin off, right? I’ve only seen 1:48 of the show…↩︎ or SHA-256 for repos that have made the jump to a more secure hash function↩︎
A brief and biased history. Oh yeah, there’s pull requests now – GitHub blog, Sat, 23 Feb 2008 When GitHub launched, it had no code review. Three years after launch, in 2011, GitHub user rtomayko became the first person to make a real code comment, which read, in full: “+1”. Before that, GitHub lacked any way to comment on code directly. Instead, pull requests were a combination of two simple features: Cross repository compare view – a feature they’d debuted in 2010—git diff in a web page. A comments section – a feature most blogs had in the 90s. There was no way to thread comments, and the comments were on a different page than the diff. GitHub pull requests circa 2010. This is from the official documentation on GitHub. Earlier still, when the pull request debuted, GitHub claimed only that pull requests were “a way to poke someone about code”—a way to direct message maintainers, but one that lacked any web view of the code whatsoever. For developers, it worked like this: Make a fork. Click “pull request”. Write a message in a text form. Send the message to someone1 with a link to your fork. Wait for them to reply. In effect, pull requests were a limited way to send emails to other GitHub users. Ten years after this humble beginning—seven years after the first code comment—when Microsoft acquired GitHub for $7.5 Billion, this cobbled-together system known as “GitHub flow” had become the default way to collaborate on code via Git. And I hate it. Pull requests were never designed. They emerged. But not from careful consideration of the needs of developers or maintainers. Pull requests work like they do because they were easy to build. In 2008, GitHub’s developers could have opted to use git format-patch instead of teaching the world to juggle branches. Or they might have chosen to generate pull requests using the git request-pull command that’s existed in Git since 2005 and is still used by the Linux kernel maintainers today2. Instead, they shrugged into GitHub flow, and that flow taught the world to use Git. And commit histories have sucked ever since. For some reason, github has attracted people who have zero taste, don’t care about commit logs, and can’t be bothered. – Linus Torvalds, 2012 “Someone” was a person chosen by you from a checklist of the people who had also forked this repository at some point.↩︎ Though to make small, contained changes you’d use git format-patch and git am.↩︎
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One of the first types we learn about is the boolean. It's pretty natural to use, because boolean logic underpins much of modern computing. And yet, it's one of the types we should probably be using a lot less of. In almost every single instance when you use a boolean, it should be something else. The trick is figuring out what "something else" is. Doing this is worth the effort. It tells you a lot about your system, and it will improve your design (even if you end up using a boolean). There are a few possible types that come up often, hiding as booleans. Let's take a look at each of these, as well as the case where using a boolean does make sense. This isn't exhaustive—[1]there are surely other types that can make sense, too. Datetimes A lot of boolean data is representing a temporal event having happened. For example, websites often have you confirm your email. This may be stored as a boolean column, is_confirmed, in the database. It makes a lot of sense. But, you're throwing away data: when the confirmation happened. You can instead store when the user confirmed their email in a nullable column. You can still get the same information by checking whether the column is null. But you also get richer data for other purposes. Maybe you find out down the road that there was a bug in your confirmation process. You can use these timestamps to check which users would be affected by that, based on when their confirmation was stored. This is the one I've seen discussed the most of all these. We run into it with almost every database we design, after all. You can detect it by asking if an action has to occur for the boolean to change values, and if values can only change one time. If you have both of these, then it really looks like it is a datetime being transformed into a boolean. Store the datetime! Enums Much of the remaining boolean data indicates either what type something is, or its status. Is a user an admin or not? Check the is_admin column! Did that job fail? Check the failed column! Is the user allowed to take this action? Return a boolean for that, yes or no! These usually make more sense as an enum. Consider the admin case: this is really a user role, and you should have an enum for it. If it's a boolean, you're going to eventually need more columns, and you'll keep adding on other statuses. Oh, we had users and admins, but now we also need guest users and we need super-admins. With an enum, you can add those easily. enum UserRole { User, Admin, Guest, SuperAdmin, } And then you can usually use your tooling to make sure that all the new cases are covered in your code. With a boolean, you have to add more booleans, and then you have to make sure you find all the places where the old booleans were used and make sure they handle these new cases, too. Enums help you avoid these bugs. Job status is one that's pretty clearly an enum as well. If you use booleans, you'll have is_failed, is_started, is_queued, and on and on. Or you could just have one single field, status, which is an enum with the various statuses. (Note, though, that you probably do want timestamp fields for each of these events—but you're still best having the status stored explicitly as well.) This begins to resemble a state machine once you store the status, and it means that you can make much cleaner code and analyze things along state transition lines. And it's not just for storing in a database, either. If you're checking a user's permissions, you often return a boolean for that. fn check_permissions(user: User) -> bool { false // no one is allowed to do anything i guess } In this case, true means the user can do it and false means they can't. Usually. I think. But you can really start to have doubts here, and with any boolean, because the application logic meaning of the value cannot be inferred from the type. Instead, this can be represented as an enum, even when there are just two choices. enum PermissionCheck { Allowed, NotPermitted(reason: String), } As a bonus, though, if you use an enum? You can end up with richer information, like returning a reason for a permission check failing. And you are safe for future expansions of the enum, just like with roles. You can detect when something should be an enum a proliferation of booleans which are mutually exclusive or depend on one another. You'll see multiple columns which are all changed at the same time. Or you'll see a boolean which is returned and used for a long time. It's important to use enums here to keep your program maintainable and understandable. Conditionals But when should we use a boolean? I've mainly run into one case where it makes sense: when you're (temporarily) storing the result of a conditional expression for evaluation. This is in some ways an optimization, either for the computer (reuse a variable[2]) or for the programmer (make it more comprehensible by giving a name to a big conditional) by storing an intermediate value. Here's a contrived example where using a boolean as an intermediate value. fn calculate_user_data(user: User, records: RecordStore) { // this would be some nice long conditional, // but I don't have one. So variables it is! let user_can_do_this: bool = (a && b) && (c || !d); if user_can_do_this && records.ready() { // do the thing } else if user_can_do_this && records.in_progress() { // do another thing } else { // and something else! } } But even here in this contrived example, some enums would make more sense. I'd keep the boolean, probably, simply to give a name to what we're calculating. But the rest of it should be a match on an enum! * * * Sure, not every boolean should go away. There's probably no single rule in software design that is always true. But, we should be paying a lot more attention to booleans. They're sneaky. They feel like they make sense for our data, but they make sense for our logic. The data is usually something different underneath. By storing a boolean as our data, we're coupling that data tightly to our application logic. Instead, we should remain critical and ask what data the boolean depends on, and should we maybe store that instead? It comes easier with practice. Really, all good design does. A little thinking up front saves you a lot of time in the long run. I know that using an em-dash is treated as a sign of using LLMs. LLMs are never used for my writing. I just really like em-dashes and have a dedicated key for them on one of my keyboard layers. ↩ This one is probably best left to the compiler. ↩
As I slowly but surely work towards the next release of my setcmd project for the Amiga (see the 68k branch for the gory details and my total noob-like C flailing around), I’ve made heavy use of documentation in the AmigaGuide format. Despite it’s age, it’s a great Amiga-native format and there’s a wealth of great information out there for things like the C API, as well as language guides and tutorials for tools like the Installer utility - and the AmigaGuide markup syntax itself. The only snag is, I had to have access to an Amiga (real or emulated), or install one of the various viewer programs on my laptops. Because like many, I spend a lot of time in a web browser and occasionally want to check something on my mobile phone, this is less than convenient. Fortunately, there’s a great AmigaGuideJS online viewer which renders AmigaGuide format documents using Javascript. I’ve started building up a collection of useful developer guides and other files in my own reference library so that I can access this documentation whenever I’m not at my Amiga or am coding in my “modern” dev environment. It’s really just for my own personal use, but I’ll be adding to it whenever I come across a useful piece of documentation so I hope it’s of some use to others as well! And on a related note, I now have a “unified” code-base so that SetCmd now builds and runs on 68k-based OS 3.x systems as well as OS 4.x PPC systems like my X5000. I need to: Tidy up my code and fix all the “TODO” stuff Update the Installer to run on OS 3.x systems Update the documentation Build a new package and upload to Aminet/OS4Depot Hopefully I’ll get that done in the next month or so. With the pressures of work and family life (and my other hobbies), progress has been a lot slower these last few years but I’m still really enjoying working on Amiga code and it’s great to have a fun personal project that’s there for me whenever I want to hack away at something for the sheer hell of it. I’ve learned a lot along the way and the AmigaOS is still an absolute joy to develop for. I even brought my X5000 to the most recent Kickstart Amiga User Group BBQ/meetup and had a fun day working on the code with fellow Amigans and enjoying some classic gaming & demos - there was also a MorphOS machine there, which I think will be my next target as the codebase is slowly becoming more portable. Just got to find some room in the “retro cave” now… This stuff is addictive :)
A little while back I heard about the White House launching their version of a Drudge Report style website called White House Wire. According to Axios, a White House official said the site’s purpose was to serve as “a place for supporters of the president’s agenda to get the real news all in one place”. So a link blog, if you will. As a self-professed connoisseur of websites and link blogs, this got me thinking: “I wonder what kind of links they’re considering as ‘real news’ and what they’re linking to?” So I decided to do quick analysis using Quadratic, a programmable spreadsheet where you can write code and return values to a 2d interface of rows and columns. I wrote some JavaScript to: Fetch the HTML page at whitehouse.gov/wire Parse it with cheerio Select all the external links on the page Return a list of links and their headline text In a few minutes I had a quick analysis of what kind of links were on the page: This immediately sparked my curiosity to know more about the meta information around the links, like: If you grouped all the links together, which sites get linked to the most? What kind of interesting data could you pull from the headlines they’re writing, like the most frequently used words? What if you did this analysis, but with snapshots of the website over time (rather than just the current moment)? So I got to building. Quadratic today doesn’t yet have the ability for your spreadsheet to run in the background on a schedule and append data. So I had to look elsewhere for a little extra functionality. My mind went to val.town which lets you write little scripts that can 1) run on a schedule (cron), 2) store information (blobs), and 3) retrieve stored information via their API. After a quick read of their docs, I figured out how to write a little script that’ll run once a day, scrape the site, and save the resulting HTML page in their key/value storage. From there, I was back to Quadratic writing code to talk to val.town’s API and retrieve my HTML, parse it, and turn it into good, structured data. There were some things I had to do, like: Fine-tune how I select all the editorial links on the page from the source HTML (I didn’t want, for example, to include external links to the White House’s social pages which appear on every page). This required a little finessing, but I eventually got a collection of links that corresponded to what I was seeing on the page. Parse the links and pull out the top-level domains so I could group links by domain occurrence. Create charts and graphs to visualize the structured data I had created. Selfish plug: Quadratic made this all super easy, as I could program in JavaScript and use third-party tools like tldts to do the analysis, all while visualizing my output on a 2d grid in real-time which made for a super fast feedback loop! Once I got all that done, I just had to sit back and wait for the HTML snapshots to begin accumulating! It’s been about a month and a half since I started this and I have about fifty days worth of data. The results? Here’s the top 10 domains that the White House Wire links to (by occurrence), from May 8 to June 24, 2025: youtube.com (133) foxnews.com (72) thepostmillennial.com (67) foxbusiness.com (66) breitbart.com (64) x.com (63) reuters.com (51) truthsocial.com (48) nypost.com (47) dailywire.com (36) From the links, here’s a word cloud of the most commonly recurring words in the link headlines: “trump” (343) “president” (145) “us” (134) “big” (131) “bill” (127) “beautiful” (113) “trumps” (92) “one” (72) “million” (57) “house” (56) The data and these graphs are all in my spreadsheet, so I can open it up whenever I want to see the latest data and re-run my script to pull the latest from val.town. In response to the new data that comes in, the spreadsheet automatically parses it, turn it into links, and updates the graphs. Cool! If you want to check out the spreadsheet — sorry! My API key for val.town is in it (“secrets management” is on the roadmap). But I created a duplicate where I inlined the data from the API (rather than the code which dynamically pulls it) which you can check out here at your convenience. Email · Mastodon · Bluesky
Consent morality is the idea that there are no higher values or virtues than allowing consenting adults to do whatever they please. As long as they're not hurting anyone, it's all good, and whoever might have a problem with that is by definition a bigot. This was the overriding morality I picked up as a child of the 90s. From TV, movies, music, and popular culture. Fly your freak! Whatever feels right is right! It doesn't seem like much has changed since then. What a moral dead end. I first heard the term consent morality as part of Louise Perry's critique of the sexual revolution. That in the context of hook-up culture, situationships, and falling birthrates, we have to wrestle with the fact that the sexual revolution — and it's insistence that, say, a sky-high body count mustn't be taboo — has led society to screwy dating market in the internet age that few people are actually happy with. But the application of consent morality that I actually find even more troubling is towards parenthood. As is widely acknowledged now, we're in a bit of a birthrate crisis all over the world. And I think consent morality can help explain part of it. I was reminded of this when I posted a cute video of a young girl so over-the-moon excited for her dad getting off work to argue that you'd be crazy to trade that for some nebulous concept of "personal freedom". Predictably, consent morality immediately appeared in the comments: Some people just don't want children and that's TOTALLY OKAY and you're actually bad for suggesting they should! No. It's the role of a well-functioning culture to guide people towards The Good Life. Not force, but guide. Nobody wants to be convinced by the morality police at the pointy end of a bayonet, but giving up on the whole idea of objective higher values and virtues is a nihilistic and cowardly alternative. Humans are deeply mimetic creatures. It's imperative that we celebrate what's good, true, and beautiful, such that these ideals become collective markers for morality. Such that they guide behavior. I don't think we've done a good job at doing that with parenthood in the last thirty-plus years. In fact, I'd argue we've done just about everything to undermine the cultural appeal of the simple yet divine satisfaction of child rearing (and by extension maligned the square family unit with mom, dad, and a few kids). Partly out of a coordinated campaign against the family unit as some sort of trad (possibly fascist!) identity marker in a long-waged culture war, but perhaps just as much out of the banal denigration of how boring and limiting it must be to carry such simple burdens as being a father or a mother in modern society. It's no wonder that if you incessantly focus on how expensive it is, how little sleep you get, how terrifying the responsibility is, and how much stress is involved with parenthood that it doesn't seem all that appealing! This is where Jordan Peterson does his best work. In advocating for the deeper meaning of embracing burden and responsibility. In diagnosing that much of our modern malaise does not come from carrying too much, but from carrying too little. That a myopic focus on personal freedom — the nights out, the "me time", the money saved — is a spiritual mirage: You think you want the paradise of nothing ever being asked of you, but it turns out to be the hell of nobody ever needing you. Whatever the cause, I think part of the cure is for our culture to reembrace the virtue and the value of parenthood without reservation. To stop centering the margins and their pathologies. To start centering the overwhelming middle where most people make for good parents, and will come to see that role as the most meaningful part they've played in their time on this planet. But this requires giving up on consent morality as the only way to find our path to The Good Life. It involves taking a moral stance that some ways of living are better than other ways of living for the broad many. That parenthood is good, that we need more children both for the literal survival of civilization, but also for the collective motivation to guard against the bad, the false, and the ugly. There's more to life than what you feel like doing in the moment. The worst thing in the world is not to have others ask more of you. Giving up on the total freedom of the unmoored life is a small price to pay for finding the deeper meaning in a tethered relationship with continuing a bloodline that's been drawn for hundreds of thousands of years before it came to you. You're never going to be "ready" before you take the leap. If you keep waiting, you'll wait until the window has closed, and all you see is regret. Summon a bit of bravery, don't overthink it, and do your part for the future of the world. It's 2.1 or bust, baby!
An interactive demo of bisection search and golden ratio search algorithms. There is also a motivation to learn them both. Spoiler alert! One converges better, and the other has a better computational cost.