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Earlier this weekGuileWhippet But now I do! Today’s note is about how we can support untagged allocations of a few different kinds in Whippet’s .mostly-marking collector Why bother supporting untagged allocations at all? Well, if I had my way, I wouldn’t; I would just slog through Guile and fix all uses to be tagged. There are only a finite number of use sites and I could get to them all in a month or so. The problem comes for uses of from outside itself, in C extensions and embedding programs. These users are loathe to adapt to any kind of change, and garbage-collection-related changes are the worst. So, somehow, we need to support these users if we are not to break the Guile community.scm_gc_malloclibguile The problem with , though, is that it is missing an expression of intent, notably as regards tagging. You can use it to allocate an object that has a tag and thus can be traced precisely, or you can use it to allocate, well, anything else. I think we will have to add an API for the tagged case and assume that anything that goes through is requesting an untagged, conservatively-scanned block of memory. Similarly for : you could be allocating a tagged object that happens to not contain pointers, or you could be allocating an untagged array of whatever. A new API is needed there too for pointerless untagged allocations.scm_gc_mallocscm_gc_mallocscm_gc_malloc_pointerless Recall that the mostly-marking collector can be built in a number of different ways: it can support conservative and/or precise roots, it can trace the heap precisely or conservatively, it can be generational or not, and the collector can use multiple threads during pauses or not. Consider a basic configuration with precise roots. You can make tagged pointerless allocations just fine: the trace function for that tag is just trivial. You would like to extend the collector with the ability to make pointerless allocations, for raw data. How to do this?untagged Consider first that when the collector goes to trace an object, it can’t use bits inside the object to discriminate between the tagged and untagged cases. Fortunately though . Of those 8 bits, 3 are used for the mark (five different states, allowing for future concurrent tracing), two for the , one to indicate whether the object is pinned or not, and one to indicate the end of the object, so that we can determine object bounds just by scanning the metadata byte array. That leaves 1 bit, and we can use it to indicate untagged pointerless allocations. Hooray!the main space of the mostly-marking collector has one metadata byte for each 16 bytes of payloadprecise field-logging write barrier However there is a wrinkle: when Whippet decides the it should evacuate an object, it tracks the evacuation state in the object itself; the embedder has to provide an implementation of a , allowing the collector to detect whether an object is forwarded or not, to claim an object for forwarding, to commit a forwarding pointer, and so on. We can’t do that for raw data, because all bit states belong to the object, not the collector or the embedder. So, we have to set the “pinned” bit on the object, indicating that these objects can’t move.little state machine We could in theory manage the forwarding state in the metadata byte, but we don’t have the bits to do that currently; maybe some day. For now, untagged pointerless allocations are pinned. You might also want to support untagged allocations that contain pointers to other GC-managed objects. In this case you would want these untagged allocations to be scanned conservatively. We can do this, but if we do, it will pin all objects. Thing is, conservative stack roots is a kind of a sweet spot in language run-time design. You get to avoid constraining your compiler, you avoid a class of bugs related to rooting, but you can still support compaction of the heap. How is this, you ask? Well, consider that you can move any object for which we can precisely enumerate the incoming references. This is trivially the case for precise roots and precise tracing. For conservative roots, we don’t know whether a given edge is really an object reference or not, so we have to conservatively avoid moving those objects. But once you are done tracing conservative edges, any live object that hasn’t yet been traced is fair game for evacuation, because none of its predecessors have yet been visited. But once you add conservatively-traced objects back into the mix, you don’t know when you are done tracing conservative edges; you could always discover another conservatively-traced object later in the trace, so you have to pin everything. The good news, though, is that we have gained an easier migration path. I can now shove Whippet into Guile and get it running even before I have removed untagged allocations. Once I have done so, I will be able to allow for compaction / evacuation; things only get better from here. Also as a side benefit, the mostly-marking collector’s heap-conservative configurations are now faster, because we have metadata attached to objects which allows tracing to skip known-pointerless objects. This regains an optimization that BDW has long had via its , used in Guile since time out of mind.GC_malloc_atomic With support for untagged allocations, I think I am finally ready to start getting Whippet into Guile itself. Happy hacking, and see you on the other side! inside and outside on intent on data on slop fin
Hey all, quick post today to mention that I added tracing support to the . If the support library for is available when Whippet is compiled, Whippet embedders can visualize the GC process. Like this!Whippet GC libraryLTTng Click above for a full-scale screenshot of the trace explorer processing the with the on a 2.5x heap. Of course no image will have all the information; the nice thing about trace visualizers like is that you can zoom in to sub-microsecond spans to see exactly what is happening, have nice mouseovers and clicky-clickies. Fun times!Perfetto microbenchmarknboyerparallel copying collector Adding tracepoints to a library is not too hard in the end. You need to , which has a file. You need to . Then you have a that includes the header, to generate the code needed to emit tracepoints.pull in the librarylttng-ustdeclare your tracepoints in one of your header filesminimal C filepkg-config Annoyingly, this header file you write needs to be in one of the directories; it can’t be just in the the source directory, because includes it seven times (!!) using (!!!) and because the LTTng file header that does all the computed including isn’t in your directory, GCC won’t find it. It’s pretty ugly. Ugliest part, I would say. But, grit your teeth, because it’s worth it.-Ilttngcomputed includes Finally you pepper your source with tracepoints, which probably you so that you don’t have to require LTTng, and so you can switch to other tracepoint libraries, and so on.wrap in some macro I wrote up a little . It’s not as easy as , which I think is an error. Another ugly point. Buck up, though, you are so close to graphs!guide for Whippet users about how to actually get tracesperf record By which I mean, so close to having to write a Python script to make graphs! Because LTTng writes its logs in so-called Common Trace Format, which as you might guess is not very common. I have a colleague who swears by it, that for him it is the lowest-overhead system, and indeed in my case it has no measurable overhead when trace data is not being collected, but his group uses custom scripts to convert the CTF data that he collects to... (?!?!?!!).GTKWave In my case I wanted to use Perfetto’s UI, so I found a to convert from CTF to the . But, it uses an old version of Babeltrace that wasn’t available on my system, so I had to write a (!!?!?!?!!), probably the most Python I have written in the last 20 years.scriptJSON-based tracing format that Chrome profiling used to usenew script Yes. God I love blinkenlights. As long as it’s low-maintenance going forward, I am satisfied with the tradeoffs. Even the fact that I had to write a script to process the logs isn’t so bad, because it let me get nice nested events, which most stock tracing tools don’t allow you to do. I fixed a small performance bug because of it – a . A win, and one that never would have shown up on a sampling profiler too. I suspect that as I add more tracepoints, more bugs will be found and fixed.worker thread was spinning waiting for a pool to terminate instead of helping out I think the only thing that would be better is if tracepoints were a part of Linux system ABIs – that there would be header files to emit tracepoint metadata in all binaries, that you wouldn’t have to link to any library, and the actual tracing tools would be intermediated by that ABI in such a way that you wouldn’t depend on those tools at build-time or distribution-time. But until then, I will take what I can get. Happy tracing! on adding tracepoints using the thing is it worth it? fin
Hey all, the video of my is up:FOSDEM talk on Whippet Slides , if that’s your thing.here I ended the talk with some puzzling results around generational collection, which prompted . I don’t have a firm answer yet. Or rather, perhaps for the splay benchmark, it is to be expected that a generational GC is not great; but there are other benchmarks that also show suboptimal throughput in generational configurations. Surely it is some tuning issue; I’ll be looking into it.yesterday’s post Happy hacking!
Usually in this space I like to share interesting things that I find out; you might call it a research-epistle-publish loop. Today, though, I come not with answers, but with questions, or rather one question, but with fractal surface area: what is the value proposition of generational garbage collection? The conventional wisdom is encapsulated in a 2004 Blackburn, Cheng, and McKinley paper, , which compares whole-heap mark-sweep and copying collectors to their generational counterparts, using the Jikes RVM as a test harness. (It also examines a generational reference-counting collector, which is an interesting predecessor to the 2022 work by Zhao, Blackburn, and McKinley.)“Myths and Realities: The Performance Impact of Garbage Collection”LXR The paper finds that generational collectors spend less time than their whole-heap counterparts for a given task. This is mainly due to less time spent collecting, because generational collectors avoid tracing/copying work for older objects that mostly stay in the same place in the live object graph. The paper also notes an improvement for mutator time under generational GC, but only for the generational mark-sweep collector, which it attributes to the locality and allocation speed benefit of bump-pointer allocation in the nursery. However for copying collectors, generational GC tends to slow down the mutator, probably because of the write barrier, but in the end lower collector times still led to lower total times. So, I expected generational collectors to always exhibit lower wall-clock times than whole-heap collectors. In , I have a garbage collector with an abstract API that specializes at compile-time to the mutator’s object and root-set representation and to the collector’s allocator, write barrier, and other interfaces. I embed it in , a simple Scheme-to-C compiler that can run some small multi-threaded benchmarks, for example the classic Gabriel benchmarks. We can then test those benchmarks against different collectors, mutator (thread) counts, and heap sizes. I expect that the generational parallel copying collector takes less time than the whole-heap parallel copying collector.whippetwhiffle So, I ran some benchmarks. Take the splay-tree benchmark, derived from Octane’s . I have a port to Scheme, and the results are... not good!splay.js In this graph the “pcc” series is the whole-heap copying collector, and “generational-pcc” is the generational counterpart, with a nursery sized such that after each collection, its size is 2 MB times the number of active mutator threads in the last collector. So, for this test with eight threads, on my 8-core Ryzen 7 7840U laptop, the nursery is 16MB including the copy reserve, which happens to be the same size as the L3 on this CPU. New objects are kept in the nursery one cycle before being promoted to the old generation. There are also results for , which use an Immix-derived algorithm that allows for bump-pointer allocation but which doesn’t require a copy reserve. There, the generational collectors use a , which has very different performance characteristics as promotion is in-place, and the nursery is as large as the available heap size.“mmc” and “generational-mmc” collectorssticky mark-bit algorithm The salient point is that at all heap sizes, and for these two very different configurations (mmc and pcc), generational collection takes more time than whole-heap collection. It’s not just the splay benchmark either; I see the same thing for the very different . What is the deal?nboyer benchmark I am honestly quite perplexed by this state of affairs. I wish I had a narrative to tie this together, but in lieu of that, voici some propositions and observations. Sometimes people say that the reason generational collection is good is because you get bump-pointer allocation, which has better locality and allocation speed. This is misattribution: it’s bump-pointer allocators that have these benefits. You can have them in whole-heap copying collectors, or you can have them in whole-heap mark-compact or immix collectors that bump-pointer allocate into the holes. Or, true, you can have them in generational collectors with a copying nursery but a freelist-based mark-sweep allocator. But also you can have generational collectors without bump-pointer allocation, for free-list sticky-mark-bit collectors. To simplify this panorama to “generational collectors have good allocators” is incorrect. It’s true, generational GC does lower median pause times: But because a major collection is usually slightly more work under generational GC than in a whole-heap system, because of e.g. the need to reset remembered sets, the maximum pauses are just as big and even a little bigger: I am not even sure that it is meaningful to compare median pause times between generational and non-generational collectors, given that the former perform possibly orders of magnitude more collections than the latter. Doing fewer whole-heap traces is good, though, and in the ideal case, the less frequent major traces under generational collectors allows time for concurrent tracing, which is the true mitigation for long pause times. Could it be that the test harness I am using is in some way unrepresentative? I don’t have more than one test harness for Whippet yet. I will start work on a second Whippet embedder within the next few weeks, so perhaps we will have an answer there. Still, there is ample time spent in GC pauses in these benchmarks, so surely as a GC workload Whiffle has some utility. One reasons that Whiffle might be unrepresentative is that it is an ahead-of-time compiler, whereas nursery addresses are assigned at run-time. Whippet exposes the necessary information to allow a just-in-time compiler to specialize write barriers, for example the inline check that the field being mutated is not in the nursery, and an AOT compiler can’t encode this as an immediate. But it seems a small detail. Also, Whiffle doesn’t do much compiler-side work to elide write barriers. Could the cost of write barriers be over-represented in Whiffle, relative to a production language run-time? Relatedly, Whiffle is just a baseline compiler. It does some partial evaluation but no CFG-level optimization, no contification, no nice closure conversion, no specialization, and so on: is it not representative because it is not an optimizing compiler? How big should the nursery be? I have no idea. As a thought experiment, consider the case of a 1 kilobyte nursery. It is probably too small to allow the time for objects to die young, so the survival rate at each minor collection would be high. Above a certain survival rate, generational GC is probably a lose, because your program violates the weak generational hypothesis: it introduces a needless copy for all survivors, and a synchronization for each minor GC. On the other hand, a 1 GB nursery is probably not great either. It is plenty large enough to allow objects to die young, but the number of survivor objects in a space that large is such that pause times would not be very low, which is one of the things you would like in generational GC. Also, you lose out on locality: a significant fraction of the objects you traverse are probably out of cache and might even incur TLB misses. So there is probably a happy medium somewhere. My instinct is that for a copying nursery, you want to make it about as big as L3 cache, which on my 8-core laptop is 16 megabytes. Systems are different sizes though; in Whippet my current heuristic is to reserve 2 MB of nursery per core that was active in the previous cycle, so if only 4 threads are allocating, you would have a 8 MB nursery. Is this good? I don’t know. I don’t have a very large set of benchmarks that run on Whiffle, and they might not be representative. I mean, they are microbenchmarks. One question I had was about heap sizes. If a benchmark’s maximum heap size fits in L3, which is the case for some of them, then probably generational GC is a wash, because whole-heap collection stays in cache. When I am looking at benchmarks that evaluate generational GC, I make sure to choose those that exceed L3 size by a good factor, for example the 8-mutator splay benchmark in which minimum heap size peaks at 300 MB, or the 8-mutator nboyer-5 which peaks at 1.6 GB. But then, should nursery size scale with total heap size? I don’t know! Incidentally, the way that I scale these benchmarks to multiple mutators is a bit odd: they are serial benchmarks, and I just run some number of threads at a time, and scale the heap size accordingly, assuming that the minimum size when there are 4 threads is four times the minimum size when there is just one thread. However, , in the sense that there is no heap size under which they fail and above which they succeed; I quote:multithreaded programs are unreliable A generational collector partitions objects into old and new sets, and a minor collection starts by visiting all old-to-new edges, called the “remembered set”. As the program runs, mutations to old objects might introduce new old-to-new edges. To maintain the remembered set in a generational collector, the mutator invokes : little bits of code that run when you mutate a field in an object. This is overhead relative to non-generational configurations, where the mutator doesn’t have to invoke collector code when it sets fields.write barriers So, could it be that Whippet’s write barriers or remembered set are somehow so inefficient that my tests are unrepresentative of the state of the art? I used to use card-marking barriers, but I started to suspect they cause too much overhead during minor GC and introduced too much cache contention. I switched to some months back for Whippet’s Immix-derived space, and we use the same kind of barrier in the generational copying (pcc) collector. I think this is state of the art. I need to see if I can find a configuration that allows me to measure the overhead of these barriers, independently of other components of a generational collector.precise field-logging barriers A few months ago, my only generational collector used the algorithm, which is an unconventional configuration: its nursery is not contiguous, non-moving, and can be as large as the heap. This is part of the reason that I implemented generational support for the parallel copying collector, to have a different and more conventional collector to compare against. But generational collection loses on some of these benchmarks in both places!sticky mark-bit On one benchmark which repeatedly constructs some trees and then verifies them, I was seeing terrible results for generational GC, which I realized were because of cooperative safepoints: generational GC collects more often, so it requires that all threads reach safepoints more often, and the non-allocating verification phase wasn’t emitting any safepoints. I had to change the compiler to emit safepoints at regular intervals (in my case, on function entry), and it sped up the generational collector by a significant amount. This is one instance of a general observation, which is that any work that doesn’t depend on survivor size in a GC pause is more expensive with a generational collector, which runs more collections. Synchronization can be a cost. I had one bug in which tracing ephemerons did work proportional to the size of the whole heap, instead of the nursery; I had to specifically add generational support for the way Whippet deals with ephemerons during a collection to reduce this cost. Looking deeper at the data, I have partial answers for the splay benchmark, and they are annoying :) Splay doesn’t actually allocate all that much garbage. At a 2.5x heap, the stock parallel MMC collector (in-place, sticky mark bit) collects... one time. That’s all. Same for the generational MMC collector, because the first collection is always major. So at 2.5x we would expect the generational collector to be slightly slower. The benchmark is simply not very good – or perhaps the most generous interpretation is that it represents tasks that allocate 40 MB or so of long-lived data and not much garbage on top. Also at 2.5x heap, the whole-heap copying collector runs 9 times, and the generational copying collector does 293 minor collections and... 9 major collections. We are not reducing the number of major GCs. It means either the nursery is too small, so objects aren’t dying young when they could, or the benchmark itself doesn’t conform to the weak generational hypothesis. At a 1.5x heap, the copying collector doesn’t have enough space to run. For MMC, the non-generational variant collects 7 times, and generational MMC times out. Timing out indicates a bug, I think. Annoying! I tend to think that if I get results and there were fewer than, like, 5 major collections for a whole-heap collector, that indicates that the benchmark is probably inapplicable at that heap size, and I should somehow surface these anomalies in my analysis scripts. Doing a similar exercise for nboyer at 2.5x heap with 8 threads (4GB for 1.6GB live data), I see that pcc did 20 major collections, whereas generational pcc lowered that to 8 major collections and 3471 minor collections. Could it be that there are still too many fixed costs associated with synchronizing for global stop-the-world minor collections? I am going to have to add some fine-grained tracing to find out. I just don’t know! I want to believe that generational collection was an out-and-out win, but I haven’t yet been able to prove it is true. I do have some homework to do. I need to find a way to test the overhead of my write barrier – probably using the MMC collector and making it only do major collections. I need to fix generational-mmc for splay and a 1.5x heap. And I need to do some fine-grained performance analysis for minor collections in large heaps. Enough for today. Feedback / reactions very welcome. Thanks for reading and happy hacking! hypothesis test workbench results? “generational collection is good because bump-pointer allocation” “generational collection lowers pause times” is it whiffle? is it something about the nursery size? is it something about the benchmarks? is it the write barrier? is it something about the generational mechanism? is it something about collecting more often? is it something about collection frequency? collecting more often redux conclusion?
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Denmark has been reaping lots of delayed accolades from its relatively strict immigration policy lately. The Swedes and the Germans in particular are now eager to take inspiration from The Danish Model, given their predicaments. The very same countries that until recently condemned the lack of open-arms/open-border policies they would champion as Moral Superpowers. But even in Denmark, thirty years after the public opposition to mass immigration started getting real political representation, the consequences of culturally-incompatible descendants from MENAPT continue to stress the high-trust societal model. Here are just three major cases that's been covered in the Danish media in 2025 alone: Danish public schools are increasingly struggling with violence and threats against students and teachers, primarily from descendants of MENAPT immigrants. In schools with 30% or more immigrants, violence is twice as prevalent. This is causing a flight to private schools from parents who can afford it (including some Syrians!). Some teachers are quitting the profession as a result, saying "the Quran run the class room". Danish women are increasingly feeling unsafe in the nightlife. The mayor of the country's third largest city, Odense, says he knows why: "It's groups of young men with an immigrant background that's causing it. We might as well be honest about that." But unfortunately, the only suggestion he had to deal with the problem was that "when [the women] meet these groups... they should take a big detour around them". A soccer club from the infamous ghetto area of Vollsmose got national attention because every other team in their league refused to play them. Due to the team's long history of violent assaults and death threats against opposing teams and referees. Bizarrely leading to the situation were the team got to the top of its division because they'd "win" every forfeited match. Problems of this sort have existed in Denmark for well over thirty years. So in a way, none of this should be surprising. But it actually is. Because it shows that long-term assimilation just isn't happening at a scale to tackle these problems. In fact, data shows the opposite: Descendants of MENAPT immigrants are more likely to be violent and troublesome than their parents. That's an explosive point because it blows up the thesis that time will solve these problems. Showing instead that it actually just makes it worse. And then what? This is particularly pertinent in the analysis of Sweden. After the "far right" party of the Swedish Democrats got into government, the new immigrant arrivals have plummeted. But unfortunately, the net share of immigrants is still increasing, in part because of family reunifications, and thus the problems continue. Meaning even if European countries "close the borders", they're still condemned to deal with the damning effects of maladjusted MENAPT immigrant descendants for decades to come. If the intervention stops there. There are no easy answers here. Obviously, if you're in a hole, you should stop digging. And Sweden has done just that. But just because you aren't compounding the problem doesn't mean you've found a way out. Denmark proves to be both a positive example of minimizing the digging while also a cautionary tale that the hole is still there.
One rabbit hole I can never resist going down is finding the original creator of a piece of art. This sounds simple, but it’s often quite difficult. The Internet is a maze of social media accounts that only exist to repost other people’s art, usually with minimal or non-existent attribution. A popular image spawns a thousand copies, each a little further from the original. Signatures get cropped, creators’ names vanish, and we’re left with meaningless phrases like “no copyright intended”, as if that magically absolves someone of artistic theft. Why do I do this? I’ve always been a bit obsessive, a bit completionist. I’ve worked in cultural heritage for eight years, which has made me more aware of copyright and more curious about provenance. And it’s satisfying to know I’ve found the original source, that I can’t dig any further. This takes time. It’s digital detective work, using tools like Google Lens and TinEye, and it’s not always easy or possible. Sometimes the original pops straight to the top, but other times it takes a lot of digging to find the source of an image. So many of us have become accustomed to art as an endless, anonymous stream of “content”. A beautiful image appears in our feed, we give it a quick heart, and scroll on, with no thought for the human who sweated blood and tears to create it. That original artist feels distant, disconected. Whatever benefit they might get from the “exposure” of your work going viral, they don’t get any if their name has been removed first. I came across two examples recently that remind me it’s not just artists who miss out – it’s everyone who enjoys art. I saw a photo of some traffic lights on Tumblr. I love their misty, nighttime aesthetic, the way the bright colours of the lights cut through the fog, the totality of the surrounding darkness. But there was no name – somebody had just uploaded the image to their Tumblr page, it was reblogged a bunch of times, and then it appeared on my dashboard. Who took it? I used Google Lens to find the original photographer: Lucas Zimmerman. Then I discovered it was part of a series. And there was a sequel. I found interviews. Context. Related work. I found all this cool stuff, but only because I knew Lucas’s name. Traffic Lights, by Lucas Zimmerman. Published on Behance.net under a CC BY‑NC 4.0 license, and reposted here in accordance with that license. The second example was a silent video of somebody making tiny chess pieces, just captioned “wow”. It was clearly an edit of another video, with fast-paced cuts to make it accommodate a short attention span – and again with no attribution. This was a little harder to find – I had to search several frames in Google Lens before I found a summary on a Russian website, which had a link to a YouTube video by metalworker and woodworker Левша (Levsha). This video is four times longer than the cut-up version I found, in higher resolution, and with commentary from the original creator. I don’t speak Russian, but YouTube has auto-translated subtitles. Now I know how this amazing set was made, and I have a much better understanding of the materials and techniques involved. (This includes the delightful name Wenge wood, which I’d never heard before.) https://youtube.com/watch?v=QoKdDK3y-mQ A piece of art is more than just a single image or video. It’s a process, a human story. When art is detached from its context and creator, we lose something fundamental. Creators lose the chance to benefit from their work, and we lose the opportunity to engage with it in a deeper way. We can’t learn how it was made, find their other work, or discover how to make similar art for ourselves. The Internet has done many wonderful things for art, but it’s also a machine for endless copyright infringement. It’s not just about generative AI and content scraping – those are serious issues, but this problem existed long before any of us had heard of ChatGPT. It’s a thousand tiny paper cuts. How many of us have used an image from the Internet because it showed up in a search, without a second thought for its creator? When Google Images says “images may be subject to copyright”, how many of us have really thought about what that means? Next time you want to use an image from the web, look to see if it’s shared under a license that allows reuse, and make sure you include the appropriate attribution – and if not, look for a different image. Finding the original creator is hard, sometimes impossible. The Internet is full of shadows: copies of things that went offline years ago. But when I succeed, it feels worth the effort – both for the original artist and myself. When I read a book or watch a TV show, the credits guide me to the artists, and I can appreciate both them and the rest of their work. I wish the Internet was more like that. I wish the platforms we rely on put more emphasis on credit and attribution, and the people behind art. The next time an image catches your eye, take a moment. Who made this? What does it mean? What’s their story? [If the formatting of this post looks odd in your feed reader, visit the original article]
When the iPhone first appeared in 2007, Microsoft was sitting pretty with their mobile strategy. They'd been early to the market with Windows CE, they were fast-following the iPod with their Zune. They also had the dominant operating system, the dominant office package, and control of the enterprise. The future on mobile must have looked so bright! But of course now, we know it wasn't. Steve Ballmer infamously dismissed the iPhone with a chuckle, as he believed all of Microsoft's past glory would guarantee them mobile victory. He wasn't worried at all. He clearly should have been! After reliving that Ballmer moment, it's uncanny to watch this CNBC interview from one year ago with Johny Srouji and John Ternus from Apple on their AI strategy. Ternus even repeats the chuckle!! Exuding the same delusional confidence that lost Ballmer's Microsoft any serious part in the mobile game. But somehow, Apple's problems with AI seem even more dire. Because there's apparently no one steering the ship. Apple has been promising customers a bag of vaporware since last fall, and they're nowhere close to being able to deliver on the shiny concept demos. The ones that were going to make Apple Intelligence worthy of its name, and not just terrible image generation that is years behind the state of the art. Nobody at Apple seems able or courageous enough to face the music: Apple Intelligence sucks. Siri sucks. None of the vaporware is anywhere close to happening. Yet as late as last week, you have Cook promoting the new MacBook Air with "Apple Intelligence". Yikes. This is partly down to the org chart. John Giannandrea is Apple's VP of ML/AI, and he reports directly to Tim Cook. He's been in the seat since 2018. But Cook evidently does not have the product savvy to be able to tell bullshit from benefit, so he keeps giving Giannandrea more rope. Now the fella has hung Apple's reputation on vaporware, promised all iPhone 16 customers something magical that just won't happen, and even spec-bumped all their devices with more RAM for nothing but diminished margins. Ouch. This is what regression to the mean looks like. This is what fiefdom management looks like. This is what having a company run by a logistics guy looks like. Apple needs a leadership reboot, stat. That asterisk is a stain.