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More from The Oatmeal - Comics by Matthew Inman

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? View on my website

5 months ago 27 votes
A funeral for voicemail

Is voicemail dead? View on my website

6 months ago 37 votes
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Intrusive thoughts and more. View on my website

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Let's hit each other with fake swords. View on my website

9 months ago 40 votes

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