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Comic for 2025.07.15 - Ool Party New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.24 - Mister Farmer New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.11 - Old Photo New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Special Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If Roger Penrose is right, we should be doing this...
3 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.09 - Confidence New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
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Fix This Sign
3 weeks ago
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Comic for 2025.07.10 - Moment New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wasp Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With apologies to Gary Larson. Today's News:
3 weeks ago
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Unsolved Physics Problems
3 weeks ago
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Comic for 2025.07.08 - Become Religious New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
4 weeks ago
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Building a Fire
3 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.12 - Day New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crystals Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hate when the votey is funnier than the...
4 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sex Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Surely there's a LITTLE degradation? Maybe on...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Surely there's a LITTLE degradation? Maybe on weekends or Halloween? Today's News:
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Geology Murder
4 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rolling Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Today's News:
3 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.06 - Quit New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
4 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Branch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is that at least in the Copenhagen...
4 weeks ago
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4 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is that at least in the Copenhagen interpretation, Friendly Hitler isn't hanging out with Gandhi. Today's News:
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Comic for 2025.07.20 - C&H BUSTED New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waa Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the...
3 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.07 - Beer New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
4 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paperclip Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The paperclippification fetishists however are just...
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.26 - Physical Therapist New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
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Comic for 2025.07.14 - Muahaha! New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
xkcd.com
Echo Chamber
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.17 - Every Day New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boyfriend Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB. Today's News:
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Comic for 2025.07.19 - Training New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summary Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Code Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude. Today's...
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they...
2 weeks ago
12
2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout. Today's News:
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iNaturalist Animals and Plants
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.13 - So Smart New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prompt Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if someone has already done...
3 weeks ago
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Replication Crisis
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.18 - James Bond New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.22 - COUGH COUGH New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.16 - Inspiration New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.21 - Foreplay New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 weeks ago
xkcd.com
Kite Incident
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unjust Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system...
2 weeks ago
11
2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse! Today's News:
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Flettner Rotor
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poseidon Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the...
2 weeks ago
10
2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went. Today's News:
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.23 - Linus New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Canon Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of...
2 weeks ago
10
2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Long Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't...
a week ago
10
a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Disjunction Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thank you to the four people who found this funny...
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Positive Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The other creepy thing is the compound...
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Number One Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below....
a week ago
9
a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug) Today's News: Looking for dinnerware that expresses your quality as a parent clearly? This is it! Available...
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.28 - Ready For Kids New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.25 - Statue New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lesson Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on...
a week ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.27 - The Internet New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.29 - Sick Joke New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
a week ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.30 - Cheated New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
6 days ago
xkcd.com
Geologic Periods
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do a book just of people ruining some...
a week ago
8
a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enhance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At this point he asks to be alone for a...
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars - Now in Paperback! Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can you make babies in space? Should corporations...
a week ago
8
a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war? Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If the comic was too long, please run an AI...
6 days ago
8
6 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity has:...
xkcd.com
Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres
6 days ago
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.07.31 - Double New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
5 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't...
5 days ago
6
5 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions ...
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.08.01 - Compadres New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
4 days ago
xkcd.com
Canon
4 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BandN Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble...
4 days ago
5
4 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me. Today's News: Especially you, RSS readers.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you oppose this it's because you want line go...
4 days ago
5
4 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest...
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.08.02 - Last Summer New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
3 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bomb Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his...
3 days ago
4
3 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions ...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I believe a blown glass idol is also...
2 days ago
4
2 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity has:...
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.08.03 - Hear The Ocean New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 days ago
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Grounded
yesterday
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.08.04 - Slept Funny New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
yesterday
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have...
yesterday
3
yesterday
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest...
Explosm.net
Comic for 2025.08.05 - Woah! You Have A Time Machine? New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
22 hours ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by...
7 hours ago
2
7 hours ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest...
xkcd.com
Actual Progress
over a year ago
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Exponential Growth
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally...
a year ago
153
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bullying Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were...
over a year ago
152
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro! Today's News: OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gifted Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early. Today's News:
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Cell Organelles
a year ago
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My Favorite Things
over a year ago
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Lasering Incidents
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sum Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Frank Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately...
a year ago
142
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Partner Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
over a year ago
140
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cosmo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's...
over a year ago
139
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead! Today's News:
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Three Kinds of Research
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Efficient Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If heroes would just check the betting markets...
over a year ago
138
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
a year ago
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Periodic Table Regions
a year ago
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Bracket Symbols
a year ago
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Ocean Loop
a year ago
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CrowdStrike
a year ago
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suffering Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
over a year ago
132
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit. Today's News: We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
xkcd.com
Driving PSA
a year ago
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Google Solar Cycle
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird part is that the second panel is a...
a year ago
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Electric vs Gas
a year ago
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Chasing
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Point Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
11 months ago
129
11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Design Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Literally everyone would be happy about this. We...
a year ago
129
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Control Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
a year ago
129
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty. Today's News:
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President Venn Diagram
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nice Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
a year ago
128
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The part of the impression that gets the most...
a year ago
128
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Singed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
a year ago
128
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good. Today's News: Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pro Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
a year ago
128
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fossils Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
a year ago
127
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible. Today's News:
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Eclipse Path Maps
a year ago
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Alien Theories
a year ago
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A Crossword Puzzle
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bigger Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles...
12 months ago
125
12 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Execute Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
a year ago
124
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good. Today's News:
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Under the Stars
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
a year ago
123
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard. Today's News: Happy New Year,
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eulogy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful...
over a year ago
123
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Picture Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Writing a book to convince a child they're special...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dragons Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All...
a year ago
xkcd.com
Complexity Analysis
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
a year ago
121
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Routing Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tongue Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who...
12 months ago
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12 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
over a year ago
121
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2. Today's News: See you tonight, NYC!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nitrogen Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Repugnant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
a year ago
121
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Elementary Physics Paths 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
a year ago
120
a year ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just...
a year ago
120
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Donate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
a year ago
120
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Three Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
a year ago
119
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you! Today's...
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why He stopped answering prayers. Today's...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warp Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This happens roughly 4 times a week. Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Test Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look it's the only test with no false...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Always Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group...
a year ago
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Machine
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am...
a year ago
119
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final! Today's News:
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Earth Layers
a year ago
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Scary Triangles
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't...
over a year ago
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
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Tick Marks
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
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Sitting in a Tree
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Earth Formation Site
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Bloom Filter
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Every Scientific Field
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Escape Speed
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Open Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG. Today's News:
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Room Code
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House Inputs and Outputs
a year ago
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a year ago
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Olympic Sports
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Towed Message
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Good and Bad Ideas
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Situation
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Alphabetical Cartogram
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11 months ago
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Software Testing Day
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commute Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: AM I RIGHT?! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
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Presents for Biologists
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Hydrothermal Vents
a year ago
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Pascal's Wager Triangle
a year ago
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a year ago
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Modes of Transportation
a year ago
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Pendulum Types
a year ago
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Storage Tanks
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Pub Trivia
a year ago
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a year ago
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Local Group
a year ago
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Siphon
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coming Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerve Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And don't even start in on liquor-cake. Today's...
11 months ago
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10 months ago
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Range Safety
a year ago
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Network Configuration
a year ago
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Eclipse Clouds
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Chili Tornado Quake
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nature Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot...
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a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleddy Problems Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAH! Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous. Today's...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tradition Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
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University Age
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a year ago
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Number Line Branch
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consequent Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How did it become ethics month at SMBC? Today's...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Years Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this...
a year ago
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over a year ago
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Broken Model
a year ago
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Vice President First Names
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a year ago
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Net Rotations
a year ago
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Beam of Light
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Borgin hard or hardly borgin? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Replicant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Deer Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Every time I walk into the woods I like to think...
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Routine Maintenance
a year ago
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a year ago
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Parameterball
a year ago
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Matter
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Util Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Earned Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart. Today's News: It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Celestial Event
11 months ago
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Unsolved Chemistry Problems
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Underwear Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later this turns out to be foreplay. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Threshold Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
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University Commas
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Maslow's Pyramid
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US Survey Foot
a year ago
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Geographic Qualifiers
a year ago
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Fluid Speech
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bio Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
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Supergroup
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really she should awaken after three dates have...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Facts Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He finds inner peace by creating outer...
a year ago
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Space Typography
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Light Leap Years
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adult Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gills Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books? Today's News: Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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Research Account
a year ago
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Classical Periodic Table
11 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Painting Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years. Today's News: For non-Amazon purchase options please click here.
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Hatchery
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DAD Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info! Today's News: BOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Against Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized. Today's News: Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver Today's...
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Log Cabin
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Amused Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: They'll go outside again later. Today's News:
a year ago
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Asteroid News
10 months ago
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Late Cenozoic
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Breaker Box
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Magnet Fishing
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Collection Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist. Today's News: Thanks!
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Ruling Out
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Puzzle Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really, you should just think of every moment of...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy. Today's News:
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Effect Size
over a year ago
Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
7 months ago
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Moon Armor Index
a year ago
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Cursive Letters
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Garfield Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I heard the Internet likes comics about...
over a year ago
98
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I heard the Internet likes comics about cats? Today's News: Big thing coming MONDAY!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Minds Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Being Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui? Today's News:
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Tectonic Surfing
10 months ago
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Ravioli-Shaped Objects
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculus Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
a year ago
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Survey Marker
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
over a year ago
97
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true. Today's News: To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jawing Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
a year ago
97
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fantasy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new...
over a year ago
97
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name. Today's News: If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders.
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UFO Evidence
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Model Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do...
over a year ago
97
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot' Today's News:
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Black Holes vs Regular Holes
a year ago
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Spelling
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clippy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
over a year ago
96
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excel Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
10 months ago
96
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
a year ago
96
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks again. For people who want signed copies, they will be available via The Strand, as well as HelloComics of Charlottesville and Scrawl bookstore of Reston. Today's News: This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however,...
10 months ago
96
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation. Today's News:
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Wikipedia Article Titles
over a year ago
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Ferris Wheels
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's fight about it. Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - They Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
9 months ago
96
9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings. Today's News:
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Lava Lakes
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Content Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
over a year ago
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Like This One
a year ago
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Stranded
11 months ago
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Organ Meanings
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Attention Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel...
over a year ago
95
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain. Today's News:
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grinch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just in time for Easter. Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Downhill Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I too commit the fundamental attribution...
a year ago
95
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I too commit the fundamental attribution error! Today's News: Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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Exam Numbers
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dad Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
a year ago
94
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sunset Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
over a year ago
94
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic. Today's News: Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Rebuttals
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And that man's name was Job. Today's News:
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mans Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Yes, ten legs. Today's News:
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
over a year ago
94
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw. Today's News: Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I will be nagging about this book for the next...
over a year ago
94
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR! Today's News: Good morning, friends. Today...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mans Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: English would be so much funnier, for generations,...
over a year ago
94
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans. Today's News:
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Pole Vault
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why Starfish have so much sex. Today's...
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Beauty of Science Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This comic based directly on my gross biologist...
over a year ago
93
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife. Today's News: WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: When humans finally step into the Experience...
over a year ago
93
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monolith Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
10 months ago
93
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Was Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on...
a year ago
93
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are. Today's News:
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Cuisine
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
10 months ago
93
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry. Today's News:
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Helium Synthesis
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Route Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soulmate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday the machine will give you everything you...
a year ago
93
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coverage Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: C'monnnnnn hatemail. Today's News:
a year ago
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Sky Alarm
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grablex Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly worried some of these are actual...
over a year ago
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Meteor Shower PSA
12 months ago
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Physics vs. Magic
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hook Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
10 months ago
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Recipe Relativity
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dev Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
over a year ago
92
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How did it accidentally become depressing comic...
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: (sorry) Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it became God week on SMBC. Today's News:
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Health Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
a year ago
91
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Slosh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
over a year ago
91
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK. Today's News:
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Crystal Ball
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I originally had a hamster but that seemed...
over a year ago
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Easily Confused Acronyms
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Burial Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: They must've felt so in tune with their...
over a year ago
91
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: They must've felt so in tune with their environment. Today's News: Next Tuesday!
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Linear Sort
7 months ago
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METAR
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Confession Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
over a year ago
91
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs. Today's News: Monday
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Words Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED Today's...
over a year ago
91
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED Today's News: Just 10 days till the big new thing!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fun Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book. Today's...
over a year ago
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Marble Run
over a year ago
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Fossil
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arthur Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping the Welsh isn't lol. Today's News:
10 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balloon Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
over a year ago
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Doppler Effect
a year ago
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Renormalization
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Media Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
over a year ago
90
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brown Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
10 months ago
90
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die on It Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep...
over a year ago
90
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside. Today's News:
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Taxiing
over a year ago
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Diffraction Spikes
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kid Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
a year ago
90
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward? Today's News: