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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Great Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And a twist of black pepper, Amen. Today's News:
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Water Balloons
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boring Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is really a poem for GenX. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Best Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a...
3 days ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - How Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion. Today's News:
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Omniroll
4 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A chicken can never cross the same road...
5 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they...
6 days ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Altruism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Robots, however, will live forever and always...
6 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Need Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with...
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6 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Goblins Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Turns out my brain is convinced the main species...
6 days ago
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6 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Turns out my brain is convinced the main species are birds, cephalopods, and fungus. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Great News Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You know he's a scientator due to the white...
6 days ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't...
6 days ago
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6 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't actually read the whole comic. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Einstein Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also every headline in astronomy should lead with...
6 days ago
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6 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also every headline in astronomy should lead with Ptolemy Wrong Again. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - pointless Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: pointless Today's News:
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Water Damage
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Draw Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You should've seen what the Gomorrah-ites were up...
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Tall Structures
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Top Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling...
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling a ball successfully over a slightly taller mountain. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Megiddo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think by 2027 I can get SMBC to be 98% etymology...
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elves Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and...
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism? Today's News:
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Excusing Yourself
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finally Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling...
a week ago
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling Erlenmeyer flasks at the technology lab all day. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Biz Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all...
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all federal employees to be influencers. Today's News:
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RNA
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human made overseas. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Message Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the comic but hopefully it was funny. Today's News:
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Giants
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether you like it or not. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Down Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or you're gonna be real sad. Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Alien Landing The post Alien Landing appeared first on Last Place Comics.
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Murderer Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - News Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My comics are probably the most enjoyable...
2 weeks ago
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Scream Cipher
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mystery Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on. Today's News:
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KM3NeT
2 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hot Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more controversial than yesterday's, shall we? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hey Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution. Today's News:
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Archive Request
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA HA HA HA HA Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dark Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crossroads Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ignore the lady and keep loading comics. Today's...
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Giant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who...
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who suggested the giant worried thing should be a human. Today's News:
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Hardwood
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just trying to give a vision of utopia. Today's...
3 weeks ago
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Atom
3 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chaos Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to...
3 weeks ago
12
3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by...
4 weeks ago
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4 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by asking if anyone on bluesky had a less tautological way to Monte Carlo your way to the solution to 1+1. Today's News:
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Incoming Asteroid
4 weeks ago
Last Place Comics
Choose Your Fighter The post Choose Your Fighter appeared first on Last Place Comics.
4 weeks ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strong Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach...
4 weeks ago
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4 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach Weinersmith, all rights reserved. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were better everyone would be really freaked out by this. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Equal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days...
a month ago
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Suspension Bridge
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Version Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number. Today's News:
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Rotary Tool
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead,...
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coffee Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a...
a month ago
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Stromatolites
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Total Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network...
a month ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seethe Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I went into online boner-jokes. Today's...
a month ago
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AlphaMove
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Origin Story Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL...
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Personally, I want to be murdered by my own...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's. Today's News:
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Humidifier Review
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Axial Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wife Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In devastating news, I was informed by patreon...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel. Today's News:
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Muons
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Questions Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is me on bluesky. Today's News:
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fade Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers who talk about letting go of attachments didn't have families? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly...
a month ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly considering then deciding against hanging this in the office. Today's News:
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T. Rex Evolution
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quote Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: -Albert Einstein Today's News:
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Propaganda Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For the record, this was written ages ago please...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For the record, this was written ages ago please please don't go crazy in the comments. Today's News:
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Unit Circle
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Understand Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Okay SOME of the comics are...
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DD Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history is a random process it wouldn't permit free will. Today's News:
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Chemical Formulas
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Utopia Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality,...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality, you wouldn't have technically violated the rules. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BOOM Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably,...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity! Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Weather Man The post Weather Man appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Filth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang...
a month ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang verb form of cock is attested in English as early as 1450 and in specifically Scottish sources by 1768. All I can figure is Macdonald was such a 'grandma' to use Tolkien's insult,...
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Human Altitude
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compete Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope via exceptional genetics. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Applied Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You are all impure now! Today's News:
a month ago
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Uncanceled Units
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macaroni Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At least she holds back how the heat death is...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At least she holds back how the heat death is pointless and without meaning! Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At zero stars, you just get flooded. Today's News:
a month ago
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Radon
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Probable Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The avocado of not being such a dick would've been...
a month ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The avocado of not being such a dick would've been nice as well. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The problem with college students these days is...
a month ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The problem with college students these days is [insert any topic you wish to talk about] Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Management Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people would consume a lot less. Today's News:
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Chess Zoo
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4...
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Habit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the discourse so befogged with mendacity that in the grim final moment the villagers wouldn't even believe their own eyes and ears. Today's News:
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Trimix
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epicurean Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To...
2 months ago
48
2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To Live Your Life parts are like footnotes to page upon page of incorrect physics. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The law showed no moooorcy. Today's News:
2 months ago
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Features of Adulthood
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Choco-beefs are of course inferior to...
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Critics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I found something lazier than graph jokes! Today's...
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fame Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg. Today's News:
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Origami Black Hole
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God then says he's glad they remain...
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding location and season. Today's News: Another year?
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Skew-T Log-P
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metabolism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8. Today's News:
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Time Capsule Instructions
2 months ago
Last Place Comics
Boys vs Girls Club, Part 3 The post Boys vs Girls Club, Part 3 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How did it accidentally become depressing comic...
2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jimmy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be a lot funnier in the year...
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sporting Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And the brain can be made into a fancy...
2 months ago
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Lasering Incidents
2 months ago
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Sun Avoidance
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram. Today's News:
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D Roll
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stoicism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The better video games get the less plausible...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daylight Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter. Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cupcake Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours' Today's News:
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Exclusion Principle
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ex Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elegant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!' Today's News:
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Linear Sort
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strategy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting. Today's News:
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Phase Change
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Age Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
2 months ago
75
2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know? Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Favorite Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility. Today's News:
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METAR
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - And so Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
2 months ago
52
2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
2 months ago
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The Maritime Approximation
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ticket Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tradition Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
3 months ago
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Making Tea
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DNA Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conlang Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics. Today's News:
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Seismologists
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Move Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trajectoid Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With profound hope that the authors of the original...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this. Today's News:
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Infinite Armada Chess
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
3 months ago
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Advent Calendar Advent Calendar
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flatten Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder when someone will invent half-generations...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sorry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is like a time machine to SMBC circa...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Of Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to...
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Second Stage
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calque Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Neutrino Modem
3 months ago
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Stop trying to solve my problem A lifesaver View on my website
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't at me, history of international politics...
3 months ago
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Cold Air
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Leisure Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I look out the window and think of how...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Saving Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
3 months ago
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D Combinatorics
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Route Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clouds Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk. Today's News:
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Arizona Chess
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is knowing that your great...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy. Today's News:
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Kedging Cannon
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grawl Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Any swear words you notice are pareidolia. Today's...
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Early Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas. Today's News:
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Grandpa Grover The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sorry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
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The Future of Orion
3 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Questions Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be considered deeply offensive in...
3 months ago
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Europa Clipper
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reverse Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you could take the organs from a bunch of people...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Promise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is more commonly known as the median voter...
3 months ago
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Geometriphylogenetics
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Climate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eye Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is probably why he was so grumpy all the...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sacrifice Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knight Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The really creepy part is the tower is its...
4 months ago
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Number Shortage
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite On Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Maximization Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up. Today's News:
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Polish Spam Content warning: mass killing of farmed animals Today I complained that my email provider had...
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Content warning: mass killing of farmed animals Today I complained that my email provider had delivered a spam message to me that was in Polish. I understand that spam can be hard to identify, but Polish isn't, I don't know Polish, and any message sent to me in Polish can be...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Catch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing experiments on this using the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment. Today's News:
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Proterozoic Rocks
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Probabilistic Uncertainty
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Instance Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fresh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat. Today's News:
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Demons
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Natal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yesss Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mmmm, fully frontal prudity. Today's News:
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Disposal
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flawed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Thank You Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addict Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A little microecon is okay. On weekends. Today's...
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Wells
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Back Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tech Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Time for a factory reset. Today's News: Thank you!
4 months ago
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Sandwich Helix
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In 150 characters or less This is based on a poem by Nikita Gill View on my website
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aftermath Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster. Today's News:
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RNAWorld
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Context Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone taking this comic out of context will be...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bottling Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find. Today's News:
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Analog House The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
4 months ago
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Temperature Scales
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - They Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spirit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flemish Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting. Today's News:
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Experimental Astrophysics
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Name Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jurassic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's literally not even close. Look at the...
4 months ago
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jung Science Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stare Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
4 months ago
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Ravioli-Shaped Objects
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finite Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Language Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That's where he pushes the robot into the...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pino Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
5 months ago
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Solar Protons
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trick Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement! Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly. Today's News: Or click here!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Realize Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please make sure to buy all smbc products before...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture. Today's News:
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CIDABM
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consequences Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clapping Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually the answer to most Zen...
5 months ago
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University Commas
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Length Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted. Today's News:
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Good Cop, Bad Cop The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steg Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science. Today's News:
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Númenor Margaritaville
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hook Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP Today's News:
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Ingredients
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Half Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
5 months ago
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UK Coal
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brains Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: However they're slow because many of them have no...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: However they're slow because many of them have no appendages. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Util Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arthur Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping the Welsh isn't lol. Today's News:
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Beamsplitters
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blind Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The great part is it gets funnier every time it's...
5 months ago
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Late Cenozoic
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dared Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sawwy! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neurons Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count. Today's News:
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Physics Lab Thermostat
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excel Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hold Up Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: From this angle you can't see the Habsburg...
5 months ago
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Low Battery The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
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Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? View on my website
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intelligent Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact. Today's News:
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Maslow's Pyramid
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry. Today's News:
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Dancing bread Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875 book titled How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875 book titled How to Entertain a Social Party: To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table. — Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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XKCD game theory question (Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.) This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final...
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(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.) This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”. I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with. (I assume...
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I DON'T KNOW If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the following game when...
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If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or even a work meeting. The game is: If someone asks you a question, and you say “I don't know”, you score a point. That's it. ...
The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack Benjamin Franklin wrote and published Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
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Benjamin Franklin wrote and published Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't [ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ] A few weeks ago I wrote a...
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[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ] A few weeks ago I wrote a letter to my neighbors about why I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our neighborhood. I didn't write this paragraph: In the past it has often happened that...
The Universe of...
Look at what they tried to take from us When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20% shorter. The original release...
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20% shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks, totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks, totaling only 27:31. Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol from the...
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand things better with examples. For...
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Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that $$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$ Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes and be taking off your shoes. And let be putting...
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Loki the comedian Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my favorites. (Previously.) The...
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a four-digit number with digits...
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Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a four-digit number with digits , and , then will always be a multiple of . For example, and . Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely trivial. (Such a number is simply , and .) But I...
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district" Last week I received a widely circulated email that began: With tall apartment buildings being...
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Last week I received a widely circulated email that began: With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it is ever more important to preserve our community. I sent this reply. I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the June 26...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house. Today's News:
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Tectonic Surfing
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hungers Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Written in a state of harnger. Today's News:
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Every Scientific Field
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monolith Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brown Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inflate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bingo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves,...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Micro Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joking Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge? Today's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grounded Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: But you should see what happened to the...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sciences Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adult Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Homemade Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You could also do history by unboxing...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scarcity Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
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Water Filtration
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks. Today's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you! Today's...
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