New comic! Today's News: (Yes, the numbering is off in the archive. Don't worry about it.) You ever do something for a while and then not really stop doing it and then suddenly you've been doing it for twenty years? It's pretty weird. I posted the first Awkward Zombie comic on September 19, 2006, when I was fifteen years old. Making it has been a constant throughout my entire adult life, and I owe a lot of really cool opportunities and friendships to the people I've met in the course of doing so. If you have been reading this comic for the last five, ten, fifteen, or however many years: thank you. If you have somehow avoided the concept of webcomics until recently and are a new reader: thank you. I'll see you next week.

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. Today's News: