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A comic about a toddler telling his first joke. View on my website
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity has: whether and how to become multiplanetary. A City on Mars - Now available in Paperback!
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind. Today's News: Can we settle space, should we settle space, and have we really thought this through? The Weinersmiths investigate perhaps the biggest questions humanity has: whether and how to become multiplanetary. A City on Mars - Now available in Paperback!
