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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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a year ago
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Look it's the only test with no false...
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
a year ago
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter...
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to...
5 days ago
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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to beef-tensors.
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a year ago
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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5 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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6 months ago
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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a year ago
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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a year ago
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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a month ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
JokeBomb - Series One
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10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down with us if there were an AI apocalypse?
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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11 months ago
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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How my pets see me
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I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded...
10 months ago
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
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This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
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PHD Comics
07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
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The Universe of...
Look at what they tried to take from us
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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a year ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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7 months ago
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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They must've felt so in tune with their...
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to fix twitter by making twitter.
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4 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all...
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
a year ago
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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Definitely
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mate
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a year ago
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big deal to have all these preorders in place.
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More info here. God bless the 3 of you still using RSS who actually read this thing.
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
8 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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a year ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix...
5 months ago
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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a year ago
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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This is the real afterlife.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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A comic about Twitter.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
10 months ago
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
2 months ago
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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Having enough support that you can insist on four...
2 months ago
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
5 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway...
a year ago
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
8 months ago
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable...
a year ago
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls...
a year ago
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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An interesting future question is whether...
a year ago
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
9 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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a year ago
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
a year ago
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer...
a year ago
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
a year ago
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the...
9 months ago
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's...
11 months ago
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's dram consortium on what they mean by 15 this year, and...
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
2 months ago
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World
over a year ago
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick...
a year ago
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe...
a year ago
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears...
a year ago
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that...
a year ago
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on...
a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick...
a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping...
a year ago
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
3 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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8 months ago
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challenge
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
a year ago
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for...
a year ago
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to...
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group...
5 months ago
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
3 months ago
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Baby VS Intimacy
A comic about intimate moments.
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over a year ago
A comic about intimate moments.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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This will be a lot funnier in the year...
a week ago
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This will be a lot funnier in the year 2072.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of...
a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
a month ago
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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