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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I too commit the fundamental attribution...
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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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I posted some new animations
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I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Feel free to continue destroying my hand buy buying additional copes:
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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4 months ago
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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a year ago
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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Tickets here.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically...
2 months ago
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
9 months ago
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Thank you!
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Piled Higher
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"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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a year ago
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Data Quality
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness...
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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I have an update about my Netflix show.
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a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't...
a year ago
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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5 months ago
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
8 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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11 months ago
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought...
a year ago
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if...
10 months ago
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
6 months ago
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll...
a year ago
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
6 days ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel...
a year ago
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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PHD Comics
01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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It really only gets good in the 4th...
a year ago
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
3 months ago
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
a week ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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4 months ago
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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