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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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I DON'T KNOW
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If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
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“I don't know”, you score a point.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
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Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
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putting...
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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This is the real afterlife.
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2 months ago
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's...
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
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Cham
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"W O R D L E" - originally published
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Definitely
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought...
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
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Cham
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...
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Click back for today's bonus update. Also buy my book!
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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PHD Comics
09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
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Cham
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& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
9/17/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow White
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the...
4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Replicant
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant...
6 months ago
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gills
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
Today's...
4 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots...
6 months ago
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Model
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do...
a year ago
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kept
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle...
a year ago
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleep
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - NYT
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a year ago
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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/opinion/space-billionaires-sex.html
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mono
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
Today's...
a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Research
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
a year ago
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
9 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Baby
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
4 months ago
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Practical Eschatology
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will...
a year ago
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate...
a year ago
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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Last Place Comics
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2 weeks ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Onions
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
5 months ago
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cortex
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead...
6 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Family
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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a year ago
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epic
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bottleneck
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
a year ago
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simple
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
7 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beautiful
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and...
a year ago
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compliment
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Partner
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
a year ago
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cosmo
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's...
a year ago
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dev
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monty
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
a year ago
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It turns out if you switch to the one that definitely for sure has a ferrari you might be worse off because there is information embedded in...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows...
a month ago
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
3 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead...
a year ago
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
The Universe of...
Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
In the past it has often happened that...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Of
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to...
a month ago
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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The Universe of...
My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
June 26...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
2 months ago
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waist
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
It's been fifteen years.
I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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8 months ago
I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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over a year ago
A comic about Twitter.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Deer
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think...
6 months ago
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
3 weeks ago
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Business
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
a year ago
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longtermism
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Donate
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
7 months ago
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
2 months ago
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Word
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pop
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer...
a year ago
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - All
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
11 months ago
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of...
a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intelligent
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reverse
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people...
a month ago
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reflect
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a...
7 months ago
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unit
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's...
11 months ago
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's dram consortium on what they mean by 15 this year, and...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Amused
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They'll go outside again later.
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7 months ago
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They'll go outside again later.
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the...
a year ago
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fresh
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
2 months ago
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pull
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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a year ago
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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a year ago
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Michel
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
9 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strategy
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
2 weeks ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - LLM
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challenge
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
a year ago
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
a year ago
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Veiled
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
a year ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Esteem
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic...
a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neurons
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
3 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammed
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mean
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
a year ago
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about...
a year ago
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spot On
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes...
a year ago
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balloon
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flemish
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern...
2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite On
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
a month ago
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology...
4 months ago
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
3 weeks ago
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going...
10 months ago
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls...
a year ago
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a...
8 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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a year ago
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I really do yay like that, though.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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4 months ago
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
5 months ago
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
3 weeks ago
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
8 months ago
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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The Universe of...
Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
9 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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4 months ago
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down with us if there were an AI apocalypse?
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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a year ago
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
2 months ago
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
6 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof...
10 months ago
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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a year ago
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Feel free to continue destroying my hand buy buying additional copes:
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
6 months ago
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite...
8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised...
a year ago
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bigger
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles...
4 months ago
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 5
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for...
a year ago
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of...
a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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This will be considered deeply offensive in...
a month ago
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
2 months ago
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable...
8 months ago
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
over a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with...
a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
a year ago
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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