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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
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worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about...
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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4 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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The belly button is the least objectionable...
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's...
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Lasso Man 4
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The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will...
a year ago
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think...
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.
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Cham
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"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number...
a year ago
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number your father called before you.
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30...
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.
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Whew! Finally back on my update schedule. ICYMI a couple nice reviews have come in for the new book,...
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones...
2 months ago
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being...
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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It really only gets good in the 4th...
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
2 months ago
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do...
a year ago
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears...
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
2 weeks ago
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
a year ago
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all...
9 months ago
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows...
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any...
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll...
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Or click here!
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the...
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded...
10 months ago
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
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3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look...
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Now is your moment to shine
A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on...
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
a month ago
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
12 months ago
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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Last Place Comics
Grandpa Grover
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The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
7 months ago
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
8 months ago
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
10 months ago
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
4 months ago
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a...
a year ago
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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Thanks!
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes...
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
a year ago
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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11 months ago
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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The good news is that it's the default setting for...
11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
2 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is...
a year ago
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all...
a year ago
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all of my twitter replies.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking...
5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna...
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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3 months ago
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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This will be considered deeply offensive in...
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
5 months ago
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
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I've been doing experiments on this using the...
a month ago
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Okay, occasionally they are...
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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I'm thinking of a word. Try to guess what it is.
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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6 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
10 months ago
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for...
11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Lasso Man 6
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
6 days ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
2 months ago
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact,...
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact, here's an open one: (
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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