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10 months ago
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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No please no emails about how this technically...
6 months ago
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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a month ago
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war...
6 months ago
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying....
7 months ago
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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a year ago
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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JokeBomb - Series One
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
4 months ago
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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The header of the second panel really should be...
a year ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
over a year ago
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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3 months ago
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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The belly button is the least objectionable...
a year ago
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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PSST NYC
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case...
a year ago
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to...
11 months ago
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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a year ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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a year ago
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3 days ago
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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
a year ago
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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a week ago
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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a year ago
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
9 months ago
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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PHD Comics
09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 5
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6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a year ago
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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over a year ago
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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God then says he's glad they remain...
5 hours ago
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God then says he's glad they remain virgins.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the...
a year ago
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the wrong side of the book but *I* say that's in THEIR in-group.
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where...
a year ago
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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I've been doing experiments on this using the...
a month ago
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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(sorry)
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9 months ago
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(sorry)
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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This works great on children too.
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4 months ago
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This works great on children too.
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade...
a year ago
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get...
11 months ago
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
10 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they...
a year ago
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they inquire how they can improve service.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
a year ago
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked...
a year ago
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Last Place Comics
Grandpa Grover
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bedtime
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5 days ago
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How did it accidentally become depressing comic week?
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
a year ago
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a...
a year ago
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
a month ago
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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9 months ago
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable...
a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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6 months ago
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
3 weeks ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the...
9 months ago
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
a month ago
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big...
a year ago
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big deal to have all these preorders in place.
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More info here. God bless the 3 of you still using RSS who actually read this thing.
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 4
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6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Sawwy!
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3 months ago
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Sawwy!
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now...
a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
9 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
3 months ago
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
5 months ago
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pull
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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a year ago
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will...
a year ago
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on...
a year ago
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Directions
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that...
a year ago
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that tells you which children are yours without you having to remember.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic...
a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the...
2 months ago
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
6 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
8 months ago
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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Look it's the only test with no false...
8 months ago
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
a year ago
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by...
a year ago
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
7 months ago
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
a year ago
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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3 months ago
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
a year ago
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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Panel three is my contribution to World...
a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Merci!
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems.
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Taking selfies from various angles
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high...
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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No really, read it. This is her number one...
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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We could make it even more informative by adding location and season.
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Another year?
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and...
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully...
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
5 months ago
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Years
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this...
a year ago
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dear Bees
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never...
a year ago
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never leaves his room again.
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Just 11 days till launch!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Homemade
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You could also do history by unboxing...
3 months ago
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
a year ago
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arts
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I worry that with humanities departments being...
a year ago
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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It's launch day!!!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
a year ago
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wallet
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd...
5 months ago
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - End
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares...
11 months ago
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consultation
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solar
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual...
a year ago
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes...
a year ago
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - K
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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8 months ago
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Emergent
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I really do yay like that, though.
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a year ago
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I really do yay like that, though.
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01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Offensive AI
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grinch
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Just in time for Easter.
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9 months ago
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Just in time for Easter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precession
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The only downside is you have to go in every six...
5 months ago
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post
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I feel like more comics need to use the word...
10 months ago
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Game
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a...
a year ago
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fossils
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
8 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simple
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
7 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warp
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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5 months ago
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mechanism
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Test
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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5 months ago
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Temp
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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10 months ago
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - PIE
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
a year ago
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of eggnog antecedent beverage for me.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hold Up
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg...
3 months ago
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Four
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jung Science
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
2 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sauce
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
a year ago
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perhaps
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9 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots...
6 months ago
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grawl
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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a month ago
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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Last Place Comics
Analog House
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longtermism
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Watching movies with subtitles on
A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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over a year ago
A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excel
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pinch
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now....
7 months ago
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yeep
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
10 months ago
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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4 months ago
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bea
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from...
a year ago
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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