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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness...
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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4 months ago
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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a year ago
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
7 months ago
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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11 months ago
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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a year ago
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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8 months ago
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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a year ago
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
How venting is supposed to feel
A comic about venting to others.
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A comic about venting to others.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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8 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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a year ago
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
4 months ago
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
9/17/2021
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that...
a year ago
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to appreciate that your current situation is in line with the nature of things.
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going...
10 months ago
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the...
a year ago
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now....
7 months ago
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
a month ago
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
2 months ago
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
a year ago
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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6 months ago
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
5 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
9 months ago
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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If heroes would just check the betting markets...
a year ago
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If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices.
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that...
a year ago
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that tells you which children are yours without you having to remember.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
2 months ago
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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10 months ago
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these...
5 months ago
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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a year ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive...
12 months ago
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
over a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
2 days ago
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about...
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
[ Previously:
[1]
[2]
[3] ]
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
3 months ago
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[1]
[2]
[3] ]
A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
As you can see, the triple...
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable...
a year ago
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
The Universe of...
A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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9 months ago
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance,...
a year ago
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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A comic about Twitter.
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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a month ago
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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a year ago
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the...
2 months ago
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are...
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!
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09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
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Cham
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would...
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections...
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to...
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption.
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If...
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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I made some animated shorts
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Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons.
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
6 months ago
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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It's been fifteen years.
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all of my twitter replies.
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything...
a year ago
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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Geeks of the UK! If you pre-order soon, you get a 20% discount on my new...
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You are what we call a discontinuity at...
6 months ago
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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