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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
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After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the...
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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Spin the Bottle
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The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new...
a year ago
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.
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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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a year ago
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all...
10 months ago
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
11 months ago
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes...
a year ago
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
7 months ago
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Sawwy!
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Sawwy!
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
7 months ago
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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a year ago
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
a year ago
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from...
a year ago
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who...
4 months ago
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
a year ago
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without...
a year ago
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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6 months ago
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes...
a year ago
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952,...
a year ago
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Hello! If you missed the kickstarter, or just want a joke book about cosmology or a signed copy of A City on Mars, please go here...
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe...
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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over a year ago
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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a year ago
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only...
a year ago
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade...
a year ago
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?
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9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite...
8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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The Universe of...
I DON'T KNOW
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following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
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a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All...
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
4 weeks ago
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
2 months ago
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for...
11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
a year ago
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
a year ago
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01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"W O R D L E" - originally published
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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Loki the comedian
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favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Cham
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Lasso Man 6
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The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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"Current Status" - originally published
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
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Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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Definitely
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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Taking care
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This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes...
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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The right tool for the right job at the right time?
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they inquire how they can improve service.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brains
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However they're slow because many of them have no...
2 months ago
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
a year ago
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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a year ago
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything...
a year ago
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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Geeks of the UK! If you pre-order soon, you get a 20% discount on my new...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pseudoscience
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in...
a year ago
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
a year ago
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
In the past it has often happened that...
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
4 months ago
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged...
8 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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I'm actually surprised no weird economist is...
a year ago
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I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
a year ago
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for...
a year ago
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Status
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the...
a year ago
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the wrong side of the book but *I* say that's in THEIR in-group.
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
a year ago
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It turns out if you switch to the one that definitely for sure has a ferrari you might be worse off because there is information embedded in...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly...
8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
10 months ago
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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a week ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Amused
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They'll go outside again later.
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6 months ago
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They'll go outside again later.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
a year ago
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hungers
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Written in a state of harnger.
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3 months ago
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent...
10 months ago
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get...
4 months ago
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Virtual
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a...
a year ago
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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