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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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Low Battery
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3 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to fix twitter by making twitter.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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Look at what they tried to take from us
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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I posted some new animations
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
8 months ago
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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a month ago
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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8 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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2 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by...
a year ago
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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a year ago
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
12 months ago
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable...
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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a year ago
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have...
a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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6 months ago
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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Grandpa Grover
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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5 months ago
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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a year ago
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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11 months ago
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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a year ago
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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a year ago
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I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!
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Good morning, friends. Today...
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4 months ago
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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a week ago
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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a year ago
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
9 months ago
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
a year ago
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
a month ago
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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a year ago
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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A later update just turns things you don't want to...
10 months ago
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix...
4 months ago
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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Good vs Evil
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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I have an update about my Netflix show.
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Yes, ten legs.
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Yes, ten legs.
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll...
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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2 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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a year ago
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
4 months ago
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally...
7 months ago
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
3 months ago
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
8 months ago
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual...
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections...
10 months ago
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a...
a year ago
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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Thanks!
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
a year ago
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
6 months ago
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
10 months ago
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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a year ago
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
a year ago
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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The Universe of...
A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Dancing bread
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How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
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Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex with.
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
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After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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BUY MY BOOK OK
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in...
a year ago
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bang
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tech
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
a month ago
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours...
a year ago
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Peace
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On the one hand there's data and on the other...
a year ago
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Slosh
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
a year ago
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
10 months ago
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Remember
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commute
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AM I RIGHT?!
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7 months ago
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AM I RIGHT?!
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Four
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named...
a year ago
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the...
9 months ago
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Therapy
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo...
a year ago
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Foam
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable...
7 months ago
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Donate
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
6 months ago
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Replicant
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
6 months ago
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive...
a year ago
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blind
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's...
2 months ago
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fossils
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snake
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't...
a year ago
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sunset
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Business
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
a year ago
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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A touch of real life, but not too much
over a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanities
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
5 months ago
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAHHH
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
a year ago
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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Tickets here.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Am
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paw
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
9 months ago
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clouds
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
a month ago
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cult
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
10 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mean
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
a year ago
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dentistry
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from...
a year ago
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive...
a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dread
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ding Dong
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it...
a year ago
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Democracy
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This is the most detailed background I've ever...
a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerve
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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3 months ago
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Leisure
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how...
3 weeks ago
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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Taking care
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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12 months ago
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stare
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
2 months ago
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Test
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Look it's the only test with no false...
8 months ago
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gorillas
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend...
4 months ago
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teeth
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing...
a year ago
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BN
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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