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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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10 months ago
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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10 months ago
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high...
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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Shit hits the fan
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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4 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
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BOOOOOOOOOOOK
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4 weeks ago
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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"Current Status" - originally published
10/22/2021
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
7 months ago
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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2 months ago
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Last Place Comics
Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
a year ago
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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as surely as the sun rises...
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a year ago
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how...
11 months ago
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a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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a year ago
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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a year ago
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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a year ago
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3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
Piled Higher
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Cham
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"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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a year ago
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5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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8 months ago
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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9 months ago
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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a year ago
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to...
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
a year ago
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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3 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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I worry that with humanities departments being...
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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a month ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
4 months ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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a year ago
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell...
11 months ago
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves,...
3 months ago
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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Sawwy!
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2 months ago
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Sawwy!
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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10 months ago
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3 weeks ago
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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a year ago
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded...
10 months ago
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Look it's the only test with no false...
8 months ago
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
8 months ago
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get...
4 months ago
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PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
10 months ago
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
10 months ago
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated...
6 months ago
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.
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Boop
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
a year ago
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim
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The characters in the comic are, however,...
2 months ago
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inflate
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simple
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - More Beautiful
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - IE
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
a year ago
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Three
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
8 months ago
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joy
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
4 months ago
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Media
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grinch
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Just in time for Easter.
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9 months ago
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Just in time for Easter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pisa
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being...
a year ago
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Length
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men...
2 months ago
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bea
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from...
a year ago
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all...
9 months ago
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genius
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Taking care
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Troubles
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a...
7 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Content
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
a year ago
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Family
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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a year ago
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unity
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The header of the second panel really should be...
11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dance
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the...
a year ago
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Candy
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
11 months ago
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horrible
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance,...
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
a year ago
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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See you tonight, NYC!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Co-Op
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Virtual
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a...
a year ago
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian...
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Design
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We...
6 months ago
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement!
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
2 months ago
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning
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The good news is that it's the default setting for...
11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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