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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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a year ago
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6 months ago
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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10 months ago
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Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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a year ago
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a year ago
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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a year ago
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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10 months ago
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5 months ago
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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a year ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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a year ago
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a week ago
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
a year ago
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Once upon a Teams meeting…
over a year ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
a week ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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a year ago
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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a year ago
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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a year ago
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
2 months ago
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a year ago
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Big announcement in 12 days!
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive...
a year ago
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's...
10 months ago
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a year ago
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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11 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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a year ago
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
a year ago
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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3 months ago
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even...
a year ago
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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I made some animated shorts
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a year ago
Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons.
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this....
a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
2 weeks ago
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
2 days ago
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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a year ago
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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2 months ago
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts...
a year ago
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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The Universe of...
A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
4 months ago
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a...
a year ago
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Good vs Evil
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a year ago
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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a year ago
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the...
a year ago
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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7 months ago
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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10 months ago
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special...
8 months ago
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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a year ago
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Thank you!
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look...
8 months ago
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Current Status" - originally published
10/22/2021
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
a year ago
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for...
a year ago
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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XKCD game theory question
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final...
3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit...
a year ago
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent...
10 months ago
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
a year ago
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named...
a year ago
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
5 days ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
7 months ago
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
3 months ago
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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The really tough part is when the company...
a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin....
11 months ago
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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as surely as the sun rises...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Just in time for Easter.
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A couple of years back I wrote:
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
4 months ago
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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If heroes would just check the betting markets...
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If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?
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6 months ago
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only...
11 months ago
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend...
a year ago
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on...
a year ago
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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over a year ago
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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a year ago
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I really do yay like that, though.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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3 months ago
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
a year ago
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
a year ago
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
a year ago
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever...
a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
7 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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a year ago
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how...
11 months ago
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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a year ago
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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a year ago
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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3 months ago
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for...
a year ago
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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4 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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a year ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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a year ago
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this...
a year ago
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
9 months ago
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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a year ago
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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a year ago
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called...
8 months ago
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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Painted Tunnel
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3 months ago
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world...
a year ago
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
7 months ago
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
a year ago
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a...
7 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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8 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
11 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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