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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Emergent Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really do yay like that, though. Today's News:
a year ago
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Solar Protons
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Murderer Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bullying Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were...
a year ago
101
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro! Today's News: OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to...
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Typical Seating Chart
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clippy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
a year ago
69
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Loosen Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I would find it really satisfying if you could turn...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away. Today's News: Whew! Finally back on my update schedule. ICYMI a couple nice reviews have come in for the new book,...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shell Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joke Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2. Today's News: See you tonight, NYC!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Thank You Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four...
4 months ago
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4 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nature Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fun Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
6 months ago
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6 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it. Today's News:
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Features of Adulthood
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inversion Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book. Today's News: I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
xkcd.com
Snow
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Research Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
a year ago
17
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life. Today's News: Very sweet...
xkcd.com
Off By One
yesterday
xkcd.com
Vice President First Names
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
6 months ago
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6 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Selected Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Rub Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed...
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Break it down Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either. Today's...
10 months ago
xkcd.com
University Commas
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The part of the impression that gets the most...
9 months ago
95
9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams. Today's News:
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Inspiraling Roundabout
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knowing Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
48
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Constant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave. Today's News:
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Crystal Ball
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why Starfish have so much sex. Today's...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calculus Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Split Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No please no emails about how this technically...
8 months ago
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8 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No please no emails about how this technically works in canon. Today's News:
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Therapy is now horrible Intrusive thoughts and more. View on my website
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Natural Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers. Today's News:
The Oatmeal - Comics...
I made some animated shorts Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons. View on my website
a year ago
The Oatmeal - Comics...
In 150 characters or less This is based on a poem by Nikita Gill View on my website
4 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels...
8 months ago
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8 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Outside Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This works great on children too. Today's News:
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grounded Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: But you should see what happened to the...
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Utopia Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality,...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality, you wouldn't have technically violated the rules. Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6 The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Laws Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like every ethical system works better if...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Half Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones...
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Chess Zoo
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aftermath Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had...
4 months ago
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4 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Herd Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Comics like these improve my marriage by being...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement! Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
5 months ago
35
5 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly. Today's News: Or click here!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clouds Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
3 months ago
41
3 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - (Mathematics) Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Now eat your goals of green thing! Today's News:
a year ago
xkcd.com
Second Stage
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inadequate Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The sad part is he's been in that elevator for...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion. Today's News:
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Sun Avoidance
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pinch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now....
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts. Today's News:
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Lymphocytes
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pino Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out...
12 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Status Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the...
a year ago
24
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the wrong side of the book but *I* say that's in THEIR in-group. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hey Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was...
3 weeks ago
10
3 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nag Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
18
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steg Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the...
6 months ago
48
6 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sheep Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precarious Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on. Today's News:
a year ago
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Now is your moment to shine A comic about an eclipse. View on my website
a year ago
CommitStrip
No documentation
over a year ago
xkcd.com
Materials Scientists
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - App Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
6 months ago
48
6 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Family Dispute Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Okay, occasionally they are...
11 months ago
xkcd.com
Alphabet Notes
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hatero Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded...
a year ago
35
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inflation Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Freedom! Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
a year ago
xkcd.com
Network Configuration
8 months ago
xkcd.com
Cuisine
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grinch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just in time for Easter. Today's News:
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Existence Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him. Today's...
a year ago
29
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him. Today's News: Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscience Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics...
7 months ago
45
7 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theory Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those frustrating comics where the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic. Today's News: Bea Wolf is available now!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Prints are available if you want this for your...
7 months ago
54
7 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Prints are available if you want this for your future cell. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Free Will Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will...
a year ago
51
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Always Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group...
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Natal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
4 months ago
44
4 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transition Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
16
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Local Group
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sonnet Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the...
a year ago
30
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet. Today's News:
xkcd.com
DateTime
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
a year ago
73
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday. Today's News: 6 days!!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Name Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
4 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Novels Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like all these people trying to measure...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Threshold Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it. Today's News: PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tradition Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
3 months ago
xkcd.com
Log Alignment
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink. Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Good Cop, Bad Cop The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 5 The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
8 months ago
xkcd.com
Organ Meanings
7 months ago
xkcd.com
Driving PSA
10 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that it's the default setting for...
a year ago
28
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one. Today's News:
The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail Is voicemail dead? View on my website
6 months ago
xkcd.com
Kedging Cannon
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last Wishes Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This. This shall be my immortality. Today's...
a year ago
47
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This. This shall be my immortality. Today's News: Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chemistry Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
over a year ago
40
over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
10 months ago
36
10 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Media Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
33
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Range Safety
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This remains for me one of the weirdest things that...
a year ago
28
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science. Today's News: Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Smile Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird thing is you can't NOT do this. Today's...
a year ago
32
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird thing is you can't NOT do this. Today's News: Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Indie Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Greatest votey panel of my life. Today's News:
7 months ago
Last Place Comics
Weather Man The post Weather Man appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a month ago
xkcd.com
A Halloween Carol
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pig Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where...
a year ago
34
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Ferris Wheels
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scarcity Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flawed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time...
4 months ago
50
4 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Earth/Venus Venn Diagram
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties...
3 months ago
53
3 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Odyssey
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Star Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At zero stars, you just get flooded. Today's News:
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Three Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
11 months ago
78
11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Signal Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't...
a week ago
4
a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't actually read the whole comic. Today's News:
xkcd.com
Sphere Tastiness
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BOOM Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably,...
a month ago
23
a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity! Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mittening Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
a year ago
75
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AI Humor Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
a year ago
33
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This will be considered deeply offensive in...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Am Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner! Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Taste Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really, without the heart medication and...
6 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fossils Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past. Today's News:
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Daylight Saving Choice
a year ago
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Wells
4 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fade Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers who talk about letting go of attachments didn't have families? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - After Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Util Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God. Today's News: Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jenny Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can of course remove the last name, but then...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader. Today's News:
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Eclipse Path Maps
10 months ago
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Circuit Symbols
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Victorians Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Muffins Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: +10 internet points to anyone who builds this....
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: +10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points. Today's News: Monnnnnnnday
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Im Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Slosh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chaos Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to...
4 weeks ago
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4 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children. Today's News:
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Electric vs Gas
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cooperation Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Easily Confused Acronyms
a year ago
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Actual Progress
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Help Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cult Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Augmented Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Beer goggles were also cheaper. Today's News:
a year ago
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Anti-Vaxxers
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Repugnant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent. Today's News:
The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack Benjamin Franklin wrote and published Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nice Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Painting Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years. Today's News: For non-Amazon purchase options please click here.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Michel Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For reasons related to current research projects,...
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Somehow it became God week on SMBC. Today's News:
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Afterlife Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell? Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - War Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin....
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D Today's News: Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
Abstruse Goose
... ...
a year ago
The Oatmeal - Comics...
JokeBomb - Series One This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
a year ago
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a year ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene. View on my website
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dread Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials. Today's News: Last 72 hours!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Promise Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is more commonly known as the median voter...
4 months ago
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Eclipse Coolness
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seethe Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I went into online boner-jokes. Today's...
a month ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Minds Today's News:
a year ago
CommitStrip
A touch of real life, but not too much
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Got You Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point. Today's News: Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Co-Op Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though. Today's News: Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standup Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare? Today's News:
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Types of Eclipse Photo
11 months ago
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Storage Tanks
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cosmo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead! Today's News:
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Bookshelf Sorting
a year ago
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Effect Size
a year ago
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Exam Numbers
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transparent Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How come villains never have narrow achievable...
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Alone Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor. Today's News: Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Democracy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is the most detailed background I've ever...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morality Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mystery Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery...
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Replicant Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
9 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fix Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to fix twitter by making twitter. Today's News:
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Electron Color
over a year ago
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Hatchery
8 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ha Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh. Today's News: If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Generivory Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm actually surprised no weird economist is...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apple Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Version Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps...
a month ago
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a month ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Heretic Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful. Today's News:
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Infinity (noun) A comic about video calls and desperation. View on my website
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Announcement Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they...
a week ago
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bat Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shoes Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later. Today's News: Monday!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Addict Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A little microecon is okay. On weekends. Today's...
4 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nitrogen Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
6 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder. Today's News:
Last Place Comics
Spin the Bottle The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boop Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam? Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flatten Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf! Today's News: Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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The Future of Orion
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Singed Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good. Today's News: Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Every Scientific Field
5 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
11 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work. Today's News: Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy. Today's News: TOMORROW
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Altruism Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Robots, however, will live forever and always...
a week ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suffering Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit. Today's News: We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stretch Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait. Today's News:
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US Survey Foot
a year ago
Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Digest Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am not tholin' this colon? Today's News: PSSST....
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epicurean Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To...
2 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Currently reading through this stuff and the How To Live Your Life parts are like footnotes to page upon page of incorrect physics. Today's News:
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2024
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epitaph Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Panel 7 is the actual epitaph. Today's News:
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Superintelligent Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing. Today's News:
Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Latte Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I was once at a table of British people and asked...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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Machine
11 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Onions Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
8 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Salty Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We too have our seasons, Frosty. Today's News:
a year ago
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Cell Organelles
9 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calque Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info! Today's News: BOOOOOOOOOOOK
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teeth Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird thing is he was originally just printing...
over a year ago
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over a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Destiny Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sporting Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And the brain can be made into a fancy...
2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Purity Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK? Today's News: Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
5 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house. Today's News:
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Moon
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die on It Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kiss Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left,...
2 days ago
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2 days ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier. Today's News:
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Exoplanet High-5
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Best Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is it time? Is it time for a book of these? Today's...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quote Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: -Albert Einstein Today's News:
a month ago
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Flatten the Planets
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian...
2 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan. Today's News: ONE WEEK
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Radians Are Cursed
over a year ago
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Excusing Yourself
a week ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Span Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities. Today's...
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The Maritime Approximation
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - K Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic. Today's...
10 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic. Today's News: If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - And so Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
3 months ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years. Today's News:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bio Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid...
a year ago
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks. Today's...
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Business Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Creative Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I mean really when was the last time you met a...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar? Today's News: OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Daylight Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fame Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Joking Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge? Today's...
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Candy Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sauce Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Down Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: C'monnnnnn hatemail. Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Habit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the discourse so befogged with mendacity that in the grim final moment the villagers wouldn't even believe their own eyes and ears. Today's News:
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Proterozoic Rocks
4 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boof Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books. Today's News: Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Neutrino Modem
3 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead...
a year ago
20
a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots! Today's News: We're a best book of the year!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Norms Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Need Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with...
a week ago
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a week ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb. Today's News:
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Terrible things are going down Shit hits the fan View on my website
a year ago
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Security Questionnaire
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Specter Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes they just read our declarations of war...
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog! Today's News: Thank you!
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Physics Lab Thermostat
5 months ago
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Messier Objects
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boo Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics. Today's News:
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Chasing
10 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Date Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could make it even more informative by adding location and season. Today's News: Another year?
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Skew-T Log-P
2 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Family Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Queen frowns upon vacation days. Today's News:
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Did you find it? Today's News: Just to be clear,...
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Did you find it? Today's News: Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warp Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This happens roughly 4 times a week. Today's News:
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gilgamesh Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No really, read it. This is her number one...
over a year ago
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Incoming Asteroid
a month ago
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Commemorative Plaque
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics. Today's...
a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spirit Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
4 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gills Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books? Today's News: Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - HUGE Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On second thought this comic is way funnier without...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ants Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
8 months ago
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Meteor Shower PSA
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Test Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You are hereby banished from the Internet. Today's...
7 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dev Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: 4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Farming Life Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to...
a year ago
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Stranded
6 months ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING. Today's News:
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relatable Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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a year ago
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game. Today's News: A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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T. Rex Evolution
a month ago