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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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PHD Comics
12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
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7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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Lasso Man 4
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6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter...
a month ago
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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a year ago
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
a year ago
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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2 weeks ago
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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a year ago
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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7 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Feel free to continue destroying my hand buy buying additional copes:
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
a year ago
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive...
a year ago
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
a year ago
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
4 months ago
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on...
a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on...
a year ago
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I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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A touch of real life, but not too much
over a year ago
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
10 months ago
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking...
10 months ago
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations...
2 weeks ago
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about...
a year ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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The Universe of...
A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
10 months ago
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying....
7 months ago
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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CommitStrip
The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of...
a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Now is your moment to shine
A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
6 months ago
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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a year ago
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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.
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3 months ago
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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Look it's the only test with no false...
8 months ago
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a...
7 months ago
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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a year ago
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
a year ago
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
a year ago
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
2 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes...
9 months ago
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how...
3 weeks ago
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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3 months ago
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
2 months ago
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Metrics
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this...
a year ago
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I...
9 months ago
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Burial
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They must've felt so in tune with their...
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hope
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Taking care
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bottleneck
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
a year ago
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do...
a year ago
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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Having enough support that you can insist on four...
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
a year ago
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Narrative
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
a year ago
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wish
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you...
11 months ago
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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The header of the second panel really should be...
11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite...
8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
10 months ago
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
10 months ago
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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9 months ago
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - DAD
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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a month ago
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dying
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8 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
a year ago
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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a year ago
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Behold
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a year ago
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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a year ago
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent...
10 months ago
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Niiiice
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count...
a year ago
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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PHD Comics
01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Determined
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
a year ago
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excuse Me
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and...
a year ago
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Questions
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any...
a month ago
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trust
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
a year ago
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic...
a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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5 months ago
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knight
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The really creepy part is the tower is its...
a month ago
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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No please no emails about how this technically...
5 months ago
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get...
a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Offensive AI
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
a year ago
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Future
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed...
9 months ago
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Novels
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
8 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked...
11 months ago
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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Let's fight about it.
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10 months ago
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Let's fight about it.
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grinch
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAH!
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Copyright
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
6 months ago
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
4 months ago
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who...
4 months ago
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
a month ago
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all...
10 months ago
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that...
a year ago
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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10 months ago
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
3 months ago
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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a month ago
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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xkcd.com
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a...
a year ago
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were...
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aftermath
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had...
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coverage
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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8 months ago
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Minds
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Minds
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
8 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Look at what they tried to take from us
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forecast
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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Baby VS Intimacy
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A comic about intimate moments.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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JokeBomb - Series One
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This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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I made some animated shorts
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOK
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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