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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We...
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/opinion/space-billionaires-sex.html
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically...
2 months ago
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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Rar.
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey...
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you...
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally...
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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5 months ago
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
a year ago
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the...
a month ago
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
11 months ago
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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2 months ago
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
3 months ago
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
As you can see, the triple...
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a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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a year ago
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
3 months ago
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
3 months ago
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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a year ago
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never leaves his room again.
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Just 11 days till launch!
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a year ago
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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.
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a year ago
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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Grandpa Grover
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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5 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
6 months ago
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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3 months ago
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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a year ago
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
a year ago
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever...
a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get...
4 months ago
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully...
a year ago
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If...
a year ago
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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6 months ago
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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Freedom!
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a year ago
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Freedom!
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7 months ago
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high...
6 months ago
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
3 months ago
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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a year ago
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for...
a year ago
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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a year ago
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I get a lot of pleasure in bringing up a topical issue and then contributing nothing.
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
a year ago
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
4 months ago
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men...
2 months ago
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
8 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections...
10 months ago
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
2 months ago
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a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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9 months ago
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that...
a year ago
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
over a year ago
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
a month ago
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
a year ago
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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How venting is supposed to feel
A comic about venting to others.
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over a year ago
A comic about venting to others.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
3 months ago
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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a year ago
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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8 months ago
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins...
a month ago
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing...
a year ago
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking...
10 months ago
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
2 months ago
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
a year ago
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
a year ago
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
a year ago
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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a year ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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I really do yay like that, though.
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a year ago
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I really do yay like that, though.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
2 months ago
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
a year ago
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on...
a year ago
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes...
a year ago
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
8 months ago
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate...
a year ago
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone...
3 months ago
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless...
a year ago
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex...
a year ago
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex with.
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had...
2 months ago
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
a year ago
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
11 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the goat in the last panel.
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Really, without the heart medication and...
3 months ago
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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