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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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No please no emails about how this technically...
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter...
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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XKCD game theory question
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3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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a year ago
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of eggnog antecedent beverage for me.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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a year ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic...
a year ago
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
a year ago
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
a year ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
2 months ago
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles...
4 months ago
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable...
a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Click back for today's bonus update. Also buy my book!
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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English would be so much funnier, for generations,...
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English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans.
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
7 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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2 weeks ago
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff...
11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
a year ago
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
2 months ago
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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a year ago
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
11 months ago
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
a year ago
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
a year ago
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex with.
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number...
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number your father called before you.
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Look it's the only test with no false...
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all of my twitter replies.
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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A comic about an eclipse.
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a year ago
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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a year ago
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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A comic about Twitter.
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
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How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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2 weeks ago
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
a year ago
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This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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a year ago
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a year ago
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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a year ago
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over...
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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5 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who...
4 months ago
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble.
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special...
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
8 months ago
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels...
6 months ago
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of...
a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now...
a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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