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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged...
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
a year ago
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
8 months ago
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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JokeBomb - Series One
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10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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Wow! Just wow! Just wait for it ...
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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Big announcement in 12 days!
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa...
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised...
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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See you tonight, NYC!
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers...
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
Last Place Comics
Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that...
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Just wait till we have the heads up display that tells you which children are yours without you having to remember.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna...
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Or click here!
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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a year ago
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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a year ago
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about...
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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4 months ago
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to appreciate that your current situation is in line with the nature of things.
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I get a lot of pleasure in bringing up a topical issue and then contributing nothing.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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Time for a factory reset.
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Time for a factory reset.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
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With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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a year ago
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
a year ago
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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