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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Painted Tunnel
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3 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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5 months ago
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All...
7 months ago
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
a year ago
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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No please no emails about how this technically...
5 months ago
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
8 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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10 months ago
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The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.
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a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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a year ago
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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5 months ago
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
a year ago
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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5 months ago
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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2 months ago
The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Now is your moment to shine
A comic about an eclipse.
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11 months ago
A comic about an eclipse.
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a year ago
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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a year ago
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Feel free to continue destroying my hand buy buying additional copes:
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a year ago
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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5 months ago
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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a year ago
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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CommitStrip
A touch of real life, but not too much
over a year ago
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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10 months ago
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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The good news is that it's the default setting for...
11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
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With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
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I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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9 months ago
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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over a year ago
A comic about Twitter.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
10 months ago
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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over a year ago
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair,...
a year ago
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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a month ago
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt...
a year ago
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
a year ago
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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a month ago
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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a year ago
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
2 months ago
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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a year ago
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares...
11 months ago
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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a year ago
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2...
5 months ago
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2 minutes.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
a year ago
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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See you tonight, NYC!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
8 months ago
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all...
a year ago
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
a year ago
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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Big announcement in 12 days!
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient...
a year ago
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer...
6 months ago
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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a month ago
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Really, without the heart medication and...
3 months ago
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
a week ago
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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2 days ago
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2 months ago
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a...
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A few weeks ago I wrote
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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8 months ago
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
a month ago
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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4 months ago
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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Cham
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"Current Status" - originally published
10/22/2021
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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9 months ago
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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XKCD game theory question
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This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final...
3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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6 months ago
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are...
10 months ago
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
a year ago
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
2 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours...
a year ago
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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