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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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Really, without the heart medication and...
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
PHD Comics
09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
Piled Higher
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Cham
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
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This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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I feel like every ethical system works better if...
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
11 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
a year ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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The characters in the comic are, however,...
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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a year ago
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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XKCD game theory question
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3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
a year ago
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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I made some animated shorts
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Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this...
4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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Yes, ten legs.
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Yes, ten legs.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
a year ago
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't...
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost...
a year ago
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes...
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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A touch of real life, but not too much
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking...
5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
a year ago
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
2 months ago
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
a week ago
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive...
a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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Last Place Comics
Low Battery
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
3 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
Last Place Comics
Painted Tunnel
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
3 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
The Oatmeal - Comics...
How my pets see me
I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
2 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
a year ago
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to...
3 weeks ago
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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5 months ago
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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Well I'm pushing back 10 years the date my kids get...
9 months ago
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Well I'm pushing back 10 years the date my kids get to read these.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless...
a year ago
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
a year ago
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this....
a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
a year ago
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's...
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all of my twitter replies.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part Six.
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex with.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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a year ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ants
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
5 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
2 months ago
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out...
9 months ago
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly...
8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have...
a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
3 weeks ago
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
3 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all...
a year ago
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my...
8 months ago
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof...
10 months ago
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
6 days ago
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over...
4 months ago
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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3 weeks ago
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952,...
a year ago
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Hello! If you missed the kickstarter, or just want a joke book about cosmology or a signed copy of A City on Mars, please go here...
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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This will be considered deeply offensive in...
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable...
a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
View on my website
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
a year ago
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for...
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
11 months ago
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called...
8 months ago
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would...
5 months ago
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls...
a year ago
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
a year ago
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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