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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Length
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men...
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
8 months ago
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Temple
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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a year ago
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exist
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
a year ago
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Control
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
6 months ago
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nice
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
8 months ago
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin....
11 months ago
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excel
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience
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The weird part is that the second panel is a...
6 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jiffy
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This whole time we could have been united.
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a year ago
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Favorite
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
a week ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sack
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point...
a year ago
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Click back for today's bonus update. Also buy my book!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
a year ago
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Take it Off
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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a year ago
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Research
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
a year ago
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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a year ago
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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The Universe of...
Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Language
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That's where he pushes the robot into the...
2 months ago
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Indie
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mickey
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
10 months ago
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Augmented
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Garfield
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
a year ago
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradise
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
4 months ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better...
3 days ago
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moby
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
7 months ago
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Potable
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
a year ago
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prayer
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of...
a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philospohy
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being...
a year ago
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
2 weeks ago
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Burial
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They must've felt so in tune with their...
a year ago
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - That Thing
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find...
a year ago
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
6 months ago
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forecast
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
3 weeks ago
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Symmetry
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of...
a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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3 months ago
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Outside
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Name
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
2 months ago
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
2 months ago
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - (Mathematics)
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Victorians
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
10 months ago
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspire
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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PHD Comics
07/12/21 PHD comic: 'James Webb Telescope'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLICK HERE!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Point
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perch
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are...
a year ago
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best...
8 months ago
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clown World
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A reader once told me that the only canonical...
a year ago
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Onions
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
5 months ago
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
over a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boo
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway...
11 months ago
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
2 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special...
8 months ago
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summit
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact,...
a year ago
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact, here's an open one: (
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles...
4 months ago
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Afterlife
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking...
5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes...
a year ago
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Always
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group...
5 months ago
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cortex
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead...
5 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing....
9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All...
7 months ago
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
a year ago
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was...
2 weeks ago
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count...
a year ago
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
9 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good News
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
a year ago
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the...
a year ago
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sonnet
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the...
a year ago
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
a year ago
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Calque
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inversion
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
xkcd.com
Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Best
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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10 months ago
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ball
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this...
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
8 months ago
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monty
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cooperation
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle...
a year ago
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
11 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named...
a year ago
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the...
a year ago
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the wrong side of the book but *I* say that's in THEIR in-group.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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a year ago
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars
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I will be nagging about this book for the next...
a year ago
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I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
a year ago
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions,...
8 months ago
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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7 months ago
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AM I RIGHT?!
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler...
a year ago
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
9 months ago
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
I made some animated shorts
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a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
a year ago
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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See you tonight, NYC!
The Universe of...
Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AAAAAAAAAAA
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a year ago
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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CommitStrip
The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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a year ago
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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a year ago
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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No really, read it. This is her number one...
a year ago
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have...
a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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a year ago
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to...
a year ago
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Better than the stoic genies who just tell you to appreciate that your current situation is in line with the nature of things.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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a year ago
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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Geeks of the UK! If you pre-order soon, you get a 20% discount on my new...
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a month ago
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a week ago
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Smile
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey...
11 months ago
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epic
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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a year ago
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Hey guys, ask us anything because WE TOOK OVER THE BARNES & NOBLE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dev
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
7 months ago
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd...
5 months ago
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
9 months ago
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
a year ago
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like...
a year ago
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like that.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Series
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
a year ago
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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xkcd.com
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
a month ago
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend...
4 months ago
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully...
a year ago
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's...
a year ago
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
6 months ago
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
In the past it has often happened that...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Esteem
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a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
a year ago
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
8 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Data Quality
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
a year ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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The only downside is you have to go in every six...
5 months ago
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
a year ago
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase...
4 months ago
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
a year ago
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's...
a year ago
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
2 months ago
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Or click here!
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly...
a year ago
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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4 months ago
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a...
11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't...
a year ago
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes...
a year ago
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep...
a year ago
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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a year ago
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Go easy on the lemon.
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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This is the real afterlife.
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5 months ago
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
3 months ago
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
As you can see, the triple...
PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Donate
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
6 months ago
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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A comic about Twitter.
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a year ago
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
a year ago
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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a year ago
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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a month ago
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed...
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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a year ago
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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a year ago
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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a year ago
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
5 months ago
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get...
10 months ago
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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10 months ago
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
a year ago
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
4 weeks ago
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
3 months ago
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic...
a year ago
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stare
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
2 months ago
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fix
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to...
a year ago
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to fix twitter by making twitter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sleep
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pseudoscience
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in...
a year ago
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
a year ago
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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