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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
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How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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7 months ago
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only...
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in...
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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I like to imagine an old woman among the groundlings, hearing the twist in Macbeth and immediately hurling rotten tomatoes and having to be dragged out of the Globe.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't...
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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A comic about Twitter.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
a year ago
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
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It turns out if you switch to the one that definitely for sure has a ferrari you might be worse off because there is information embedded in...
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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4 months ago
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my...
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group...
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
2 months ago
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this...
11 months ago
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they...
a year ago
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You get scared to do 4 stars because then they inquire how they can improve service.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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I made some animated shorts
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Sawwy!
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Sawwy!
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at...
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as...
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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11 months ago
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a...
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called...
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the...
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
2 months ago
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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No please no emails about how this technically...
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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How venting is supposed to feel
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A comic about venting to others.
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Panel three is my contribution to World...
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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(sorry)
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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I'm going to start using that first panel for all of my twitter replies.
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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9 months ago
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo...
a year ago
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
10 months ago
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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5 months ago
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly...
8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost...
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
9 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get...
4 months ago
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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a year ago
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it...
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
4 months ago
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
10 months ago
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell...
11 months ago
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell from whom...
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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