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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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Really she should awaken after three dates have...
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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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7 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
11 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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PHD Comics
12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
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& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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No really, read it. This is her number one...
a year ago
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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4 months ago
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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We could make it even more informative by adding location and season.
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Another year?
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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How my pets see me
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I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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Last Place Comics
Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Dancing bread
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How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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a year ago
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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3 months ago
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
10 months ago
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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a month ago
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Lasso Man 5
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6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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6 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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a year ago
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
a year ago
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
8 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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a year ago
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I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.
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Whew! Finally back on my update schedule. ICYMI a couple nice reviews have come in for the new book,...
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy...
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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5 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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10 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the...
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
10 months ago
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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a year ago
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
a year ago
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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a year ago
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
11 months ago
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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10 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
a year ago
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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I too commit the fundamental attribution...
a year ago
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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!
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Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
3 weeks ago
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent...
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will...
a year ago
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
9 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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3 months ago
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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2 months ago
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 4
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6 months ago
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a month ago
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
a year ago
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and...
a year ago
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
4 months ago
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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3 weeks ago
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a year ago
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 weeks ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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Piled Higher
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Cham
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title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to...
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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to beef-tensors.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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How venting is supposed to feel
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A comic about venting to others.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
8 months ago
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
a year ago
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sharing
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over...
5 months ago
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hood
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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a year ago
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sciences
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monolith
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
3 months ago
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sit Down
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
8 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - App
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Guard
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Really if you can use the automation to increase...
5 months ago
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die on It
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep...
a year ago
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Puzzle
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
10 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sporting
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And the brain can be made into a fancy...
a week ago
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And the brain can be made into a fancy candlewax!
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings...
a week ago
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Insta
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Please don't email - I am already filled with...
a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
View on my...
a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
View on my website
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Catch
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I've been doing experiments on this using the...
2 months ago
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Repugnant
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unspeakable
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30...
11 months ago
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronounce
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
a year ago
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stars War
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt...
a year ago
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sim
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The characters in the comic are, however,...
3 months ago
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inversion
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
CommitStrip
Once upon a Teams meeting…
over a year ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inaccurate
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive...
a year ago
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
2 weeks ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Deepfake
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking...
10 months ago
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Baby
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
5 months ago
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Against
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
a year ago
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Etymology
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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology...
a week ago
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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as...
a year ago
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bayesing
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof...
11 months ago
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Context
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Anyone taking this comic out of context will be...
2 months ago
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Anyone taking this comic out of context will be sent a prize.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boof
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get...
a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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8 months ago
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
View on my website
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Toxic
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clusivity
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever...
a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic...
a year ago
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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