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Yes, ten legs.
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Yes, ten legs.
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I DON'T KNOW
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following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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BUY MY BOOK OK
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a month ago
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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21 hours ago
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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a year ago
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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a year ago
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Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?
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Written in a state of harnger.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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a year ago
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I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.
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a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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a year ago
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
6 months ago
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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a year ago
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
a month ago
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
7 months ago
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
Abstruse Goose
as surely as the sun rises...
over a year ago
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11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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a year ago
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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a year ago
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This whole time we could have been united.
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6 months ago
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
a year ago
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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a month ago
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
2 weeks ago
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
9 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
7 months ago
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
2 months ago
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
a year ago
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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over a year ago
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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a year ago
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Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the goat in the last panel.
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
a week ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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a year ago
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Current Status" - originally published
10/22/2021
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4 months ago
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
a year ago
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts...
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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6 months ago
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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3 months ago
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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CommitStrip
The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you...
6 months ago
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate...
5 months ago
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
a year ago
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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9 months ago
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Well I'm pushing back 10 years the date my kids get to read these.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
a year ago
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
5 days ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the...
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Buncha people on patreon said the title was on the wrong side of the book but *I* say that's in THEIR in-group.
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and...
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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Monday!
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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I worry that with humanities departments being...
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's...
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow...
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle...
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable...
7 months ago
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive...
a year ago
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
2 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
a year ago
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the...
a year ago
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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3 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
a year ago
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding...
11 months ago
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
9 months ago
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
a year ago
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
3 months ago
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high...
5 months ago
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed...
4 months ago
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics...
4 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
2 weeks ago
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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How my pets see me
I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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a year ago
I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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Last Place Comics
Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing...
a year ago
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the...
a year ago
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful...
a year ago
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now...
a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for...
a year ago
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping...
a year ago
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
2 months ago
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately...
7 months ago
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the...
4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
8 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Look at what they tried to take from us
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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a month ago
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
a month ago
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
a year ago
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and...
a year ago
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Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed...
9 months ago
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for...
11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
a month ago
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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You are what we call a discontinuity at...
6 months ago
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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a year ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happiness
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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5 months ago
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex...
a year ago
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a...
11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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The worst part is knowing that your great...
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked...
11 months ago
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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Good vs Evil
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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I have an update about my Netflix show.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless...
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
2 months ago
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves,...
3 months ago
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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The weird part is that the second panel is a...
6 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
a year ago
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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The Universe of...
A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
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four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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a year ago
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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9 months ago
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the...
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
9 months ago
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got...
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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7 months ago
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
2 weeks ago
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance...
10 months ago
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you...
11 months ago
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
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Cham
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If...
7 months ago
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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Watching movies with subtitles on
A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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over a year ago
A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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