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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only...
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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How did it accidentally become depressing comic week?
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
2 months ago
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PHD Comics
09/24/21 PHD comic: '...Said No Academic Ever.'
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Cham
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over a year ago
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"...Said No Academic Ever." - originally published
9/24/2021
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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10 months ago
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
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Cham
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex...
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
9 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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How come villains never have narrow achievable...
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
3 months ago
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST....
a year ago
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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a year ago
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter...
a year ago
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Taking care
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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a year ago
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Look at what they tried to take from us
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a...
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on...
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
7 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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a year ago
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that...
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
a year ago
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and...
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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a year ago
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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a month ago
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff...
11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist...
a year ago
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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Freedom!
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a year ago
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Freedom!
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair,...
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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BUY MY BOOK OK
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being...
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024...
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Look it's the only test with no false...
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance...
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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This will be considered deeply offensive in...
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on...
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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No please no emails about how this technically...
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes...
a year ago
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate...
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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It's launch day!!!
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that...
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Yes, ten legs.
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is...
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought...
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed...
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
10 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
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How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics...
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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2 months ago
The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward...
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone...
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend...
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
2 months ago
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
3 weeks ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Abstruse Goose
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to...
11 months ago
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
3 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
2 weeks ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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a year ago
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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a year ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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a year ago
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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