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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
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title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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How venting is supposed to feel
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A comic about venting to others.
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A comic about intimate moments.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Final 4 days!
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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Good vs Evil
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I have an update about my Netflix show.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Taking selfies from various angles
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining...
a year ago
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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You could also do history by unboxing...
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Minds
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Minds
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as...
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally...
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was...
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa...
3 weeks ago
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a...
7 months ago
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
a year ago
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
10 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that...
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Go easy on the lemon.
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a year ago
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Go easy on the lemon.
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the...
a year ago
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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The belly button is the least objectionable...
a year ago
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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PSST NYC
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears...
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
a year ago
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
7 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this...
3 months ago
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
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A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nothing
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save...
a year ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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a year ago
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
10 months ago
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
2 months ago
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Or click here!
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never...
a year ago
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never leaves his room again.
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Just 11 days till launch!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Instance
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend...
a month ago
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high...
5 months ago
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
2 months ago
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
9 months ago
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high...
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Sawwy!
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2 months ago
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Sawwy!
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from...
a year ago
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
3 weeks ago
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mime
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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a year ago
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Last Place Comics
Low Battery
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3 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant...
a year ago
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
4 weeks ago
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cues
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for...
a year ago
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
a year ago
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teleporter
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter...
a year ago
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend...
a year ago
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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8 months ago
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
9 months ago
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a...
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Health
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steg
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
2 months ago
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
3 weeks ago
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Norms
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
a year ago
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simple
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Partner
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
a year ago
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
8 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspire
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
a month ago
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution
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The worst part is knowing that your great...
a month ago
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Against
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2,...
a year ago
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Underwear
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brown
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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a year ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in...
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
5 days ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on...
a year ago
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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A reader once told me that the only canonical...
a year ago
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
a year ago
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
a year ago
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
a year ago
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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a year ago
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I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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2 weeks ago
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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a year ago
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
5 months ago
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
3 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
2 months ago
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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a year ago
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
a year ago
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
a year ago
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of eggnog antecedent beverage for me.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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Let's fight about it.
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10 months ago
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Let's fight about it.
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a year ago
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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10 months ago
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The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
6 months ago
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
7 months ago
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
a year ago
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully...
a year ago
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
a year ago
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
10 months ago
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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a year ago
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
4 months ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are...
a year ago
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
2 months ago
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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