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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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The right tool for the right job at the right time?
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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Piled Higher
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Cham
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"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
9 months ago
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles...
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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Yes, ten legs.
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Yes, ten legs.
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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Watching movies with subtitles on
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A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
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Taking selfies from various angles
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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A comic about intimate moments.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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10/22/2021
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before...
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture.
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
4 months ago
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
a year ago
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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I made some animated shorts
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel...
a year ago
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff...
11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was...
a week ago
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated...
6 months ago
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You...
a week ago
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter...
a month ago
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for...
6 months ago
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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a year ago
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo...
a year ago
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened,...
10 months ago
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where...
a year ago
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
3 months ago
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with...
a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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3 weeks ago
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged...
8 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful...
a year ago
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
a year ago
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed...
a year ago
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
a year ago
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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3 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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