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Just in time for Easter.
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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10 months ago
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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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This caption works for most comics, and makes them a lot nicer.
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I'll be at CulpeperCon today, if you're in central Virginia and want to say hi.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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11 months ago
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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8 months ago
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Wow! How to discover videos on Facebook and Instagram!
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Just to be clear,...
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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It's literally not even close. Look at the...
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It's literally not even close. Look at the unlabeled graph.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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6 months ago
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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a year ago
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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3 months ago
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
a year ago
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
4 months ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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3 months ago
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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a year ago
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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a year ago
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
10 months ago
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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5 months ago
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before...
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture.
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Okay, occasionally they are...
9 months ago
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
a year ago
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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a year ago
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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Really, without the heart medication and...
3 months ago
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections...
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer...
a year ago
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new...
a year ago
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No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.
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If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me,...
a year ago
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Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
11 months ago
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
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The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo...
a year ago
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get...
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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2 months ago
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
9 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you...
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and...
a year ago
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
2 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Baby VS Intimacy
A comic about intimate moments.
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A comic about intimate moments.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
from the...
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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XKCD game theory question
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3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen...
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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JokeBomb - Series One
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10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Godcat has a special message for you
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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9 months ago
Your lord and savior, Godcat, has a favor to ask regarding his new Netflix series.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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I really do yay like that, though.
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I really do yay like that, though.
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the...
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.
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a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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You can of course remove the last name, but then...
a year ago
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the...
9 months ago
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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I wasn't gonna do this, but enough weirdos on mastodon liked it that here we are.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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A single tear twinkled in the twink's eyes.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
a year ago
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this....
a year ago
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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a year ago
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I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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a year ago
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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Low Battery
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3 months ago
The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn
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8 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on...
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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Taking care
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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12 months ago
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining...
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna...
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
7 months ago
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
8 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's...
10 months ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
a year ago
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count...
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin....
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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Big announcement in 12 days!
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't...
a year ago
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Taking selfies from various angles
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you...
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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Is voicemail dead?
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
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3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
10 months ago
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally...
7 months ago
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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But you should see what happened to the...
3 months ago
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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a year ago
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this...
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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