The Oatmeal - Comics...
Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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A comic about Twitter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conspiracy
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about...
a year ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Point
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Saving
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
4 weeks ago
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna...
a year ago
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bingo
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves,...
3 months ago
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Painting
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had...
a year ago
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Your Bit
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An interesting future question is whether...
a year ago
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stare
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly...
2 months ago
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sit Down
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
7 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Copyright
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Kid
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
9 months ago
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the...
a year ago
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stretch
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel...
5 months ago
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive...
a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wallet
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd...
5 months ago
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Double
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image...
a year ago
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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The Universe of...
I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the...
4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
over a year ago
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exist
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
a year ago
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - More Beautiful
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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a week ago
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theory
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the...
a year ago
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morality
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
9 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Art
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Augmented
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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9 months ago
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Execute
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
6 months ago
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flemish
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern...
2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perch
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are...
a year ago
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
a year ago
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies, they will be available via The Strand, as well as HelloComics of Charlottesville and Scrawl bookstore of Reston. Today's News:
This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fresh
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
a month ago
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flawed
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This could be the greatest school play of all time...
a month ago
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Immortal
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon...
a year ago
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This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.
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6 days!!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate...
a year ago
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eye
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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a year ago
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summit
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact,...
a year ago
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I will never close that paren. Never. In fact, here's an open one: (
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boo
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Health
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Break it down
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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7 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Route
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
a month ago
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part Six.
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Minds
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Minds
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Suit
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also...
5 months ago
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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Temple
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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a year ago
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradox
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - LLM
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cool
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened,...
10 months ago
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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3 months ago
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Haiku
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every...
3 months ago
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
2 months ago
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steg
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
2 months ago
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inaccurate
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive...
12 months ago
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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The Universe of...
My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
June 26...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cult
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
10 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAH!
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paw
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
9 months ago
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Norms
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
a year ago
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finite
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
a week ago
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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xkcd.com
Elementary Physics Paths
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure...
7 months ago
'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" alt="==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'" />
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Name
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
2 months ago
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an...
6 months ago
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I think if we just convince AI that it committed an original sin, we can get it to feel guilty.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
a year ago
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mechanism
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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The Universe of...
A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - P
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
a year ago
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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The part of the impression that gets the most...
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful,...
8 months ago
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
a year ago
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
6 months ago
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes...
a year ago
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin....
11 months ago
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a...
a year ago
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Now is your moment to shine
A comic about an eclipse.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
a year ago
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in...
a year ago
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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...
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Cham
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"Current Status" - originally published
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Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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Cham
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title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
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Baby VS Intimacy
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A comic about intimate moments.
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Watching movies with subtitles on
A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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A comic about watching movies with subtitles.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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No please no emails about how this technically...
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You...
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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How come villains never have narrow achievable...
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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And that man's name was Job.
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How venting is supposed to feel
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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For any problem there's a set of solutions that would actually work but would be too weird to be accepted.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
Piled Higher
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12/14/2021
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you...
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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