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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!
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Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.
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BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!
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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.
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Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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A comic about venting to others.
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You...
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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Did you find it?
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded...
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high...
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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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This is like a time machine to SMBC circa 2005.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this...
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Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.
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Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight!
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed...
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way...
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named...
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get...
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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XKCD game theory question
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3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on...
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OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about...
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show...
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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Or click here!
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2...
5 months ago
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2 minutes.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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When humans finally step into the Experience...
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published...
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for...
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find...
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then...
a year ago
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now....
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought...
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse
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Thank you!
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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a year ago
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing....
9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Lasso Man 4
The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
6 months ago
The post Lasso Man 4 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive...
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
a year ago
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the...
a year ago
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend...
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of...
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's...
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions,...
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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They must've felt so in tune with their...
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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It appears to be a primitive fertility...
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It appears to be a primitive fertility fetish.
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Just a month till my new book drops. Please consider preordering!
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high...
5 months ago
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am...
5 months ago
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've seen Past!
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly...
8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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That's the official International Sign system...
5 months ago
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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate...
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel...
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The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable...
a year ago
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Current Status" - originally published
10/22/2021
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Move
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
2 weeks ago
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the...
a year ago
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Context
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Anyone taking this comic out of context will be...
2 months ago
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Anyone taking this comic out of context will be sent a prize.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Panel three is my contribution to World...
a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
a week ago
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I...
9 months ago
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
3 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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a year ago
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town...
3 months ago
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
6 months ago
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
9 months ago
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive...
a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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The really tough part is when the company...
a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd...
5 days ago
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter
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a year ago
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Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.
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Watching movies with subtitles on
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
2 months ago
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
7 months ago
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case...
a year ago
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count...
a year ago
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for...
11 months ago
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
a year ago
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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This is the real afterlife.
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5 months ago
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This is the real afterlife.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Double
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image...
a year ago
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Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC...
a month ago
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
3 months ago
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
a year ago
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dave
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated...
6 months ago
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hook
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
2 months ago
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Below
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In running out of the room, he falls down some...
5 months ago
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point...
a year ago
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Novels
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2...
a year ago
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
3 months ago
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epic
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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