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Cham
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"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out...
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster.
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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Cham
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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I have an update about my Netflix show.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to...
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it...
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
5 months ago
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears...
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Really you should wake up every morning and check...
a year ago
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Really you should wake up every morning and check the integral of happiness over time.
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
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Cham
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"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the...
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Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
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things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
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and be taking off your shoes.
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putting...
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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No, this is not my best comic, this is THE best comic.
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Thanks geeks of Austin for coming to see me!
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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Look you're not allowed to make meaningful changes to history so this sort of stuff is the next best thing.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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This whole time we could have been united.
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/opinion/space-billionaires-sex.html
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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Yes, ten legs.
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Yes, ten legs.
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Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all...
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get...
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get tired of that one.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the...
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Look the fact that there's a misspelling in the votey panel just makes the point more strong.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Absolute Midden is copyright SMBC Enterprises 2024 all rights reserved.
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special...
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels...
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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a year ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg...
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts...
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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Look it's the only test with no false...
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing...
a year ago
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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This could be the greatest school play of all time...
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precession
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The only downside is you have to go in every six...
5 months ago
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moby
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
7 months ago
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jung Science
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of...
2 months ago
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compliment
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
4 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standup
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
a year ago
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paw
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
9 months ago
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cult
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a year ago
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Split
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No please no emails about how this technically...
5 months ago
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dowsing
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knight
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The really creepy part is the tower is its...
a month ago
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Existence
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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11 months ago
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Digest
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST....
a year ago
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morality
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
9 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Commute
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AM I RIGHT?!
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7 months ago
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AM I RIGHT?!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Finite
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Evolution
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The worst part is knowing that your great...
a month ago
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Rub
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed...
9 months ago
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Possible
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable...
a year ago
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - History
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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a year ago
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Media
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
a year ago
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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Lasso Man 5
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5 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ding Dong
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it...
a year ago
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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sharing
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over...
4 months ago
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Uh
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by...
a year ago
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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BUY MY BOOK OK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Break it down
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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8 months ago
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave...
7 months ago
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers...
a year ago
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Costume
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grablex
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
a year ago
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simulation
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
2 weeks ago
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Happiness
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
12 months ago
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - More Beautiful
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Health
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watchmen
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The really tough part is when the company...
a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tech
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
a month ago
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paper
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought...
a year ago
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
The paper was based on a culled chapter from A...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Outside
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This works great on children too.
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4 months ago
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This works great on children too.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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6 months ago
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Victorians
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but...
11 months ago
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive...
a year ago
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The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.
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Guys, holy shit.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arc
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gorillas
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend...
4 months ago
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Knock
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a...
a year ago
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boo
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Needed
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be...
a year ago
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...