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The right tool for the right job at the right time?
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Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
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trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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Written after enjoying Children's Fantasy Literature, by Levy and Menlesohn.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number...
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
4 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
In the past it has often happened that...
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a...
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
a year ago
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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Geeks of the UK! If you pre-order soon, you get a 20% discount on my new...
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Look it's the only test with no false...
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent...
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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over a year ago
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will...
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Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.
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To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue.
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
4 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT...
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Oddly enough, the hard part was picking jargon NOT to use.
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However they're slow because many of them have no...
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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At zero stars, you just get flooded.
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a week ago
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At zero stars, you just get flooded.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new...
a year ago
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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8 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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a year ago
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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a year ago
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Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE
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Last chance!
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
a year ago
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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6 months ago
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
3 months ago
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2...
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2 minutes.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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JokeBomb - Series One
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
11 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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9 months ago
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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If you were a patreon subscriber, you would be seeing my magnum opus at this very moment.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the...
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Yeah? Well it won't seem degrading when all the plumbers get replaced and you've got a head-start.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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My daughter saw me drawing and asked if it was kid appropriate, and I don't know.
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
8 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If...
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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The part of the impression that gets the most...
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at...
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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They'll go outside again later.
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They'll go outside again later.
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I...
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a...
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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2 months ago
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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Baby VS Intimacy
A comic about intimate moments.
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A comic about intimate moments.
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4...
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There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4 panels.
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI...
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Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?
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Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility.
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The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate...
a year ago
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Investment
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not...
a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Potable
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
a year ago
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tech
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
2 months ago
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Lasso Man 4
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7 months ago
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Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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a month ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Clippy
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
a year ago
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apple
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation,...
a year ago
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jimmy
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This will be a lot funnier in the year...
3 weeks ago
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This will be a lot funnier in the year 2072.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dowsing
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stretch
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel...
6 months ago
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mean
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
a year ago
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Beeing
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down...
5 months ago
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down with us if there were an AI apocalypse?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right
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God then says he's glad they remain...
2 weeks ago
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God then says he's glad they remain virgins.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - HUGE
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without...
a year ago
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epitaph
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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5 months ago
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Entropy
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient...
a year ago
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teach
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The problem with college students these days is...
a week ago
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The problem with college students these days is [insert any topic you wish to talk about]
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Grandpa Grover
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2 months ago
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Homemade
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You could also do history by unboxing...
4 months ago
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morality
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
10 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Simulation
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bat
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
7 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
2 months ago
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precession
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The only downside is you have to go in every six...
6 months ago
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
9 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Novels
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I feel like all these people trying to measure...
a year ago
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I feel like all these people trying to measure attention span degradation should just look at what percent of the population is cognitively capable of reading Sense and Sensibility.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weeee!
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more...
a year ago
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re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cast
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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a year ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world...
a year ago
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
a month ago
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pig
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where...
a year ago
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monolith
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's...
4 months ago
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sheep
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Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pro
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
7 months ago
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Esteem
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic...
a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oh yes
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
8 months ago
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tree
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a...
a year ago
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanities
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
6 months ago
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Execute
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
7 months ago
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mono
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
Today's...
a year ago
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With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings...
4 weeks ago
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning
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Minds
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10 months ago
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Minds
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Saturday Morning...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Thermo
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dad Joke
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
10 months ago
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
3 months ago
The post Good Cop, Bad Cop appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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