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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
a year ago
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
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This is the hardest project I've ever worked on and, I...
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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In running out of the room, he falls down some...
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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a year ago
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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Minds
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should...
a year ago
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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I mean really when was the last time you met a...
a year ago
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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Look it's the only test with no false...
8 months ago
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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The part of the impression that gets the most...
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
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over a year ago
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
How venting is supposed to feel
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over a year ago
A comic about venting to others.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
I posted some new animations
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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3 months ago
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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The really freaky part is when you hear about this going on in medical research.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make...
a year ago
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's...
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were...
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to...
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of...
a month ago
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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Infinity (noun)
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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over a year ago
A comic about video calls and desperation.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a...
11 months ago
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
20 hours ago
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel,...
2 months ago
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
a year ago
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 5
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The characters in the comic are, however,...
2 months ago
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the...
a month ago
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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4 months ago
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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9 months ago
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
a year ago
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow...
a year ago
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea...
a year ago
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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You could also do history by unboxing...
3 months ago
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking...
5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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It's true though.
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a year ago
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It's true though.
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now...
a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952,...
a year ago
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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Hello! If you missed the kickstarter, or just want a joke book about cosmology or a signed copy of A City on Mars, please go here...
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade...
a year ago
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Did you know you can just BUY arcade tickets?
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares...
11 months ago
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
10 months ago
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all...
a year ago
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If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I...
9 months ago
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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I worry that with humanities departments being...
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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It's launch day!!!
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You...
a year ago
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick...
2 months ago
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If...
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from...
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of...
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think...
11 months ago
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
a year ago
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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My reply to the people who want to designate my neighborhood a "historic district"
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being...
3 months ago
Last week I received a widely circulated email that began:
With tall apartment buildings being erected all around, we feel it
is ever more important to preserve our community.
I sent this reply.
I have been a Spruce Hill homeowner for 16 years. I had to miss the
June 26...
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still...
6 months ago
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's...
10 months ago
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated...
6 months ago
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But hey, you should see the guy who necessitated the 613 mitzvot.
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Boop
CommitStrip
The right tool for the right job at the right time?
over a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by...
a year ago
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Statistically, SOMEONE must've done this by accident by now.
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BUY MY BOOK OK
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and...
a year ago
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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Monday!
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd...
5 months ago
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a...
a year ago
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I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.
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Thanks!
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a month ago
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is...
a year ago
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more...
a year ago
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Cham
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"Insult to injury" - originally published
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It's been fifteen years.
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Let's fight about it.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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