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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
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expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
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I DON'T KNOW
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3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
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3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get tired of that one.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins...
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf!
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Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book?
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to...
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
10 months ago
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked...
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release...
3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
Three tracks, all by Lennon, were omitted by Capitol
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Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Comics like these improve my marriage by being potential items in a divorce procedure.
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you...
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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A funeral for voicemail
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly...
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell...
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You...
a year ago
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You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Taking care
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This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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Good Cop, Bad Cop
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2 months ago
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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The full trailer for my Netflix series just dropped!
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10 months ago
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a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cell
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
2 months ago
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pro
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of...
6 months ago
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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a year ago
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradise
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
4 months ago
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cult
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a year ago
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse
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Thank you!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grawl
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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a month ago
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
a year ago
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trajectoid
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
2 weeks ago
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cortex
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead...
5 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Needed
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be...
a year ago
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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5 months ago
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - App
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all...
4 months ago
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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PHD Comics
09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
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Cham
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Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
9/17/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the...
a year ago
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post
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I feel like more comics need to use the word...
9 months ago
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sciences
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Repugnant
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AGI
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate...
a year ago
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dared
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Sawwy!
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2 months ago
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Sawwy!
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Last Place Comics
Painted Tunnel
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
3 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Word
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Karma
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
9 months ago
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sympathy
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite...
8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanities
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
5 months ago
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precarious
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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a year ago
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dust
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
a year ago
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Onions
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
5 months ago
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Util
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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PHD Comics
12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philospohy
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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