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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell...
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Perhaps
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
8 months ago
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dimension
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
a year ago
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Creative
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I mean really when was the last time you met a...
a year ago
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Esteem
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic...
a year ago
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Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at...
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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Somehow this became inspired by nature...
a year ago
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Somehow this became inspired by nature week.
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In running out of the room, he falls down some...
5 months ago
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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7 months ago
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
9 months ago
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
10 months ago
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solar
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual...
a year ago
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other...
a year ago
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Of course then it becomes insulting when the other person doesn't want nightvision.
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the...
a year ago
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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I was once at a table of British people and asked...
6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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a year ago
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised...
a year ago
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls...
8 months ago
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful...
a year ago
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
a year ago
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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a year ago
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Sesame Street is to blame.
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're...
11 months ago
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
a year ago
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
a week ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone...
3 months ago
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
2 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nerve
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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3 months ago
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good News
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sorry
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people...
a month ago
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Beauty of Science
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist...
a year ago
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Morality
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning...
9 months ago
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cool
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened,...
10 months ago
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chicken Noodle Soup
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
a year ago
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longtermism
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - IE
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of...
a year ago
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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strong
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged...
8 months ago
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This is actually pretty close to a complaint lodged at Egil Skallagrímsson by a princess.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Algo
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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a year ago
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Meet Algo, the Boss-Guilt Absolver
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Feel free to continue destroying my hand buy buying additional copes:
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cooperation
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
a year ago
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Lasso Man 5
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5 months ago
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PHD Comics
12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but...
a month ago
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Confession
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear...
a year ago
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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a year ago
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours...
a year ago
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots...
6 months ago
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adult
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down...
3 months ago
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and...
a year ago
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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Monday!
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
8 months ago
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a...
a year ago
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's...
a year ago
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grablex
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
a year ago
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
5 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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The worst part is knowing that your great...
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively...
3 months ago
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30...
10 months ago
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot...
2 months ago
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy
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(sorry)
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9 months ago
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(sorry)
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the...
a year ago
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Panel three is my contribution to World...
a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Schedule
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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a month ago
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Saving
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
4 weeks ago
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral...
2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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Is voicemail dead?
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Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
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Piled Higher
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Cham
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title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
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A comic about intimate moments.
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3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
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trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
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[2]
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
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[2]
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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Inside though, the human is thinking how it still beats a real job.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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