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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Loki the comedian
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favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book...
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that's classical at low speeds.
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Go ahead, email me your shrinkage joke. It's fine.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without...
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On second thought this comic is way funnier without the caption.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this...
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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The hard part is keeping your nostrils motionless until you hear the footsteps fade away.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the...
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be...
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Anyone caught brandishing an ultrasound will be escorted off the premises.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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I'm like 4 comics away from the Clown Book.
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL...
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way...
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the...
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the...
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised...
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong...
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Sitting in detention for having done nothing wrong is, however, excellent training for service sector work.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find...
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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of eggnog antecedent beverage for me.
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of...
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Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally...
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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going...
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the...
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just...
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Thanks all! There's also a regular update, so just click back for that.
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You can also click here.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all...
9 months ago
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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I feel there's a culinary horseshoe graph where only the highest and lowest quality restaurants will serve you macerated chicken kidneys or whatever.
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix...
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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count...
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
PHD Comics
01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"W O R D L E" - originally published
1/31/2021
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and...
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We...
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Literally everyone would be happy about this. We should be building NOW
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping...
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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Last Place Comics
Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
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and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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Definitely
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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a week ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
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four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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SMBC is the 74-almost funniest webcomic.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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I'm even into heterocyclic compounds.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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Cham
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...
over a year ago
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Cham
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title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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PSST NYC
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over a year ago
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Cham
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"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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A reader once told me that the only canonical feature of SMBC is that clowns are a distinct species.
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Sorry.
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?
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8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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a year ago
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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Let's fight about it.
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Let's fight about it.
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by...
a year ago
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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a year ago
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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PHD Comics
09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
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Cham
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the...
9 months ago
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from...
a year ago
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...
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This caption works for most comics, and makes them a lot nicer.
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I'll be at CulpeperCon today, if you're in central Virginia and want to say hi.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
3 months ago
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought...
a year ago
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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I originally had a hamster but that seemed mean.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big...
a year ago
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big deal to have all these preorders in place.
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More info here. God bless the 3 of you still using RSS who actually read this thing.
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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3 months ago
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being...
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in...
a year ago
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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AM I RIGHT?!
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Really if you can use the automation to increase...
4 months ago
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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a year ago
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern...
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics...
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC...
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick...
a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best...
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have...
a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fix
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to...
a year ago
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Ever since twitter got weird people have tried to fix twitter by making twitter.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for...
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey...
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look...
a year ago
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Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like...
a year ago
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like that.
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like...
a year ago
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
a year ago
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It turns out if you switch to the one that definitely for sure has a ferrari you might be worse off because there is information embedded in...
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing...
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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Moon Landing Mission Profiles
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Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the...
a year ago
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Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the goat in the last panel.
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They must've felt so in tune with their...
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They must've felt so in tune with their environment.
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Next Tuesday!
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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a year ago
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get...
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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How come villains never have narrow achievable...
6 months ago
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How come villains never have narrow achievable revenge plots?
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All...
7 months ago
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single...
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's...
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why*...
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any...
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
8 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select...
9 months ago
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
a year ago
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Downhill
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I too commit the fundamental attribution...
a year ago
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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!
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Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ball
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes...
9 months ago
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
a year ago
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
3 months ago
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that...
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
The Universe of...
Another corner of Pennsylvania
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
3 months ago
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
As you can see, the triple...
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a year ago
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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