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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to...
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Any word with at least 10 letters is easy to remember how to use.
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
a month ago
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Time for a factory reset.
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Thank you!
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as surely as the sun rises...
over a year ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys...
7 months ago
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson...
9 months ago
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of...
a year ago
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Later they place Taylor Swift in a jar of ethanol.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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a year ago
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even...
a year ago
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case...
a year ago
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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The belly button is the least objectionable...
a year ago
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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PSST NYC
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number...
a year ago
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Also you'll want to call this tech support number your father called before you.
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This is probably the right place to mention we made the thing people kept asking for.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that...
a year ago
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big...
a year ago
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Thanks again, early buyers! It is a sincerely big deal to have all these preorders in place.
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More info here. God bless the 3 of you still using RSS who actually read this thing.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised...
a year ago
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
2 weeks ago
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate...
a year ago
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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?
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Another ruinously flattering review.
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about...
2 months ago
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
a year ago
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
9 months ago
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Go easy on the lemon.
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a year ago
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Go easy on the lemon.
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A funeral for voicemail
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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a year ago
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World - part 2
over a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks...
a year ago
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We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!
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Here are links to the individual events:
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For reasons related to current research projects,...
8 months ago
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to...
3 months ago
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
a year ago
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If...
a year ago
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything...
2 days ago
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of...
a year ago
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I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.
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For people who've asked: if on the kickstarter we don't have a package you like, you can do any custom add-on arrangement you like. So, for example, if you want 8,000...
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The really tough part is when the company...
a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get...
a year ago
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the...
a year ago
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Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.
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CommitStrip
Once upon a Teams meeting…
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about...
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a...
a year ago
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Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?
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300% past our goal! Thank you!
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they...
4 months ago
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real...
a year ago
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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a year ago
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares...
11 months ago
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT...
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness...
2 weeks ago
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right...
9 months ago
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
12 months ago
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant...
5 months ago
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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic...
a year ago
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Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.
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Final week!
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a year ago
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That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of...
a year ago
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If anyone does this, please pour out a glass of eggnog antecedent beverage for me.
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than...
a year ago
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Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery.
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Behold! (slightly NSFW)
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone...
3 months ago
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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2 months ago
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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future...
3 months ago
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair,...
a year ago
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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English would be so much funnier, for generations,...
a year ago
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English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans.
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do...
2 weeks ago
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead...
5 months ago
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail?...
a year ago
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat...
10 months ago
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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Really, without the heart medication and...
3 months ago
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing....
9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for...
4 weeks ago
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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a...
a year ago
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After we get a perfected holodeck, there'll be a horrific amount of sexual unleashing, followed by the deep and movingly pathetic fantasies nobody was willing to express.
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't...
a year ago
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and...
a year ago
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Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.
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Monday!
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Please don't email - I am already filled with...
a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for...
a year ago
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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Honestly, if you think Present is bad you should've...
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you,...
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American!
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you...
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Please, oh god please use panel 5 wherever you can.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to...
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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a year ago
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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I made some animated shorts
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a year ago
Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons.
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the...
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It actually gets changed regularly. We're in the weird incest fantasy Freud branch of the multiverse.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this...
4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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a year ago
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Fortunately, he can tell the precise letter count she's using.
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New minibook launching tomorrow! Stay tuned...
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It really only gets good in the 4th edition.
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a year ago
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Some of the comics are written just so Corey Mohler will look at his screen, shake his head, and sigh.
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a year ago
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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How venting is supposed to feel
A comic about venting to others.
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over a year ago
A comic about venting to others.
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Terrible things are going down
Shit hits the fan
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Shit hits the fan
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Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.
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4 months ago
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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a year ago
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Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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a year ago
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
11 months ago
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my...
8 months ago
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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Or click here if you prefer.
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And that man's name was Job.
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a year ago
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And that man's name was Job.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and...
a year ago
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(Thanks for the amazing sales numbers so far, and more importantly for all the happy stories about parents and kids reading together!)
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Also this, but we ran out of space
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024...
8 months ago
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from...
a year ago
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers,...
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a week ago
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
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over a year ago
It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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Someday the machine will give you everything you...
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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.
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4 months ago
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who...
4 months ago
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase...
4 months ago
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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6 months ago
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in...
a year ago
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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
a year ago
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking...
10 months ago
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a year ago
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too...
4 weeks ago
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets...
8 months ago
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2...
5 months ago
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2 minutes.
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for...
a year ago
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It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOK
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You can of course remove the last name, but then...
a year ago
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Don't at me, history of international politics...
3 weeks ago
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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look...
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the...
a year ago
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This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at...
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from...
a year ago
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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11 months ago
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never...
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Later Steve discovers Stable Diffusion and never leaves his room again.
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Just 11 days till launch!
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
11 months ago
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly...
a year ago
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No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
a month ago
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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2 weeks ago
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I wonder when someone will invent half-generations to get access to more specific marketing categories.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in...
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties...
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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in...
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Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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8 months ago
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have...
7 months ago
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient...
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a...
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Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's...
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point...
a year ago
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30...
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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a year ago
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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An interesting future question is whether...
a year ago
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If...
7 months ago
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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PHD Comics
09/10/21 PHD comic: 'Insult to injury'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Insult to injury" - originally published
9/10/2021
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Sawwy!
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2 months ago
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Sawwy!
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being...
a year ago
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Really, you want an isometric view if you're being honest.
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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a year ago
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Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
a month ago
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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3 months ago
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by...
a year ago
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Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.
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I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE.
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all...
9 months ago
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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a year ago
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Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMED
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Just 10 days till the big new thing!
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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I posted some new animations
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View on my...
a year ago
I've posted a couple of new animated cartoons about microwaves, cuddling, and wombats.
View on my website
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I heard the Internet likes comics about...
a year ago
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I heard the Internet likes comics about cats?
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Big thing coming MONDAY!
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's...
a year ago
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So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?
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Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me!
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10 months ago
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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a year ago
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come...
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Reverse
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a month ago
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey...
11 months ago
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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The header of the second panel really should be...
11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
6 months ago
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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There exist solutions that would work if only you...
a year ago
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There exist solutions that would work if only you could take them seriously.
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Merci!
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
a year ago
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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a year ago
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how...
11 months ago
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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a year ago
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Go ahead. Remember that moment.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
7 months ago
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
PHD Comics
12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
12/14/2021
For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLICK HERE!
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will...
a year ago
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I wonder when the first cult run by a robot will start up.
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