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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2
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2 days ago
The post Boys Club vs Girls Club, Part 2 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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5 months ago
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so...
a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for...
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That uni-foursome is, to be clear, entirely for procreation.
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9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start...
11 months ago
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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2 months ago
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are...
2 months ago
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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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One week until BEA WOLF DAY!
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
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title:
"James Webb Telescope" - originally published
7/12/2021
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2 months ago
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It's true though.
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a year ago
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Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.
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Definitely
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone...
a year ago
definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." alt="A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard." />
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Clash of the Tower Swipe Matcher Puzzle has brought down marriages.
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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It's one of those unstoppable force immovable object things.
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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a month ago
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Thanks again. For people who want signed copies,...
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11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
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3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world...
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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a year ago
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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a year ago
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Meanwhile, Steve can't even see who he's having sex with.
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy...
a year ago
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a month ago
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Make sure to refrigerate, or it's a little too scary.
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a year ago
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I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!
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a year ago
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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas
5 months ago
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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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a year ago
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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4 months ago
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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The silver lining is due to cesium...
8 months ago
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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The Oatmeal - Comics...
I made some animated shorts
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a year ago
Watch the very first Oatmeal cartoons.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED...
7 months ago
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would...
5 months ago
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if...
a year ago
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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.
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5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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7 months ago
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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a month ago
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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11 months ago
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when...
a year ago
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more...
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a year ago
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You can't see it but he's wiping his eyes on Georgia O'Keeffe originals.
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Of all the compliments on the new book so far, kind words from Jonathan McDowell mean the most. Or, well, anyway, tied with the nice stuff Mary...
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Yes, ten legs.
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a year ago
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Yes, ten legs.
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Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 6
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 6 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a year ago
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Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.
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It was the only way to save you.
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a year ago
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It was the only way to save you.
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments,...
a year ago
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I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes...
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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I am not tholin' this colon?
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PSSST. Hey London!
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole...
a week ago
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that...
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This is the right opportunity to remind you that every SMBC is available as a high-quality print to adorn your home or office.
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now...
a year ago
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Of course the risk is that it doesn't work and now you're just shouting carburetor at old men.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of...
a year ago
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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Happy family life, productive work life, and...
11 months ago
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point...
a year ago
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If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.
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Click back for today's bonus update. Also buy my book!
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his...
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered...
a week ago
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are...
10 months ago
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was...
3 months ago
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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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Do you need to settle a dispute?
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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This is why He stopped answering prayers.
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'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels...
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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.
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A comic about an eclipse.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
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3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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I created a little animation about how I see my pets versus how they see me.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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If a man transcends in the woods, and nobody hears him, should he make a sound?
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Dancing bread
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
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How to Entertain...
3 months ago
Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
— Having a quill filled with quicksilver and stopped close, you
secretly thrust it into a hot roll or loaf, which...
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down with us if there were an AI apocalypse?
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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You are what we call a discontinuity at zero.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Written on the hilt in Latin is 'you will do okay'
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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Thanks to patreon subscribers' confusing I have color-coded the perverts.
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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Data Quality
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[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon...
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Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.
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Just 8 more days!
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this....
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+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking...
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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First person to build and film the autotickler gets 3 SMBC points.
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And that man's name was Job.
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And that man's name was Job.
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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This works great on children too.
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This works great on children too.
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Have you noticed nobody has ever explained *why* it's supposedly bad if human beings are converted to paperclips?
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952,...
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My knowledge of Batman ends somewhere around 1952, when his costume was at its peak.
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You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!
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OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to...
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a year ago
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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want...
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brains
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However they're slow because many of them have no...
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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Creative people express their utterly generic...
a year ago
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Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.
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The really tough part is when the company...
a year ago
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The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.
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Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
8 months ago
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient...
a year ago
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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend...
a year ago
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The maximum size of brain a human can comprehend consists of 3 neurons.
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend...
4 months ago
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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7 months ago
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for...
a year ago
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The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.
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a year ago
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all...
6 months ago
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for...
5 months ago
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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I'm thinking of a word. Try to guess what it is.
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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a year ago
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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You're in pillar of salt territory here,...
5 months ago
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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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Time for a factory reset.
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a month ago
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Time for a factory reset.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Backstory
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
6 months ago
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a...
7 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers...
a year ago
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that...
7 months ago
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dread
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their...
a year ago
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Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.
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Last 72 hours!
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your...
7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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09/24/21 PHD comic: '...Said No Academic Ever.'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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over a year ago
Piled Higher
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Cham
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"...Said No Academic Ever." - originally published
9/24/2021
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
2 weeks ago
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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I was once at a table of British people and asked...
6 months ago
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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it...
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I DON'T KNOW
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when...
3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
If someone asks you a question, and you say
“I don't know”, you score a point.
That's it. ...
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Therapy is now horrible
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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5 months ago
Intrusive thoughts and more.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite
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What's really irritating is the way some of them...
a year ago
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unity
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The header of the second panel really should be...
11 months ago
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Equation
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food...
a year ago
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The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.
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ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Democracy
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This is the most detailed background I've ever...
a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Span
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious....
a year ago
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30...
10 months ago
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The only awkward part is how it happens every 30 minutes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Beauty of Science
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist...
a year ago
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This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.
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WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Geometry
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's...
a year ago
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Hey guys, ask us anything because WE TOOK OVER THE BARNES & NOBLE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jawing
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had...
4 months ago
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers....
a year ago
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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