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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey...
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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Abstruse Goose
the glorious new master race
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11 months ago
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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Really feel like I'm getting back to my roots taking pot shots at creationists.
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just...
a year ago
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OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.
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This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Rise from the deep
A comic about Twitter.
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A comic about Twitter.
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This'll be even funnier once SMBC is infinite scroll.
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I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.
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It's launch day!!!
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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a year ago
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It would've been so easy to set up The Matrix so that nobody would leave.
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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a year ago
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Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.
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ONE WEEK
The Universe of...
Loki the comedian
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The...
3 months ago
Toph and I were discussing the story of Loki and Skaði, one of my
favorites. (Previously.) The Æsir
have killed Skaði's father, and owe her compensation. She has been
sad since her father died, she says, and demands that the Æsir make
her laugh. Loki rubs his hands together...
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7 months ago
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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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Infinity (noun)
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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a year ago
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In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
2 months ago
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a...
7 months ago
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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Unfortunately there's no plumber-bot to fix that leak.
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly...
8 months ago
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's...
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet...
a year ago
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Panels 3 and 4 are the last 10 years of Internet summarized.
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For the three of you who read this blog, we're doing a livechat about Bea Wolf in 30 minutes on instagram!
Last Place Comics
Lasso Man 5
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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a year ago
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I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?
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OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they...
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10 months ago
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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a year ago
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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a year ago
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like...
a year ago
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Conveniently they just pack the gold in boxes like that.
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's...
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Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow...
a year ago
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It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.
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At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.
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2 months ago
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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There are actually several burger universes but He...
a year ago
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There are actually several burger universes but He only goes to this one because it's closer.
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Next "Abridged" book will be on cosmology.
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is...
a year ago
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd...
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a...
7 months ago
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you...
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Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has...
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If...
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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!
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Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.
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Later they just have their bots engage in a debate while they go get ice cream.
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All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed.
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PHD Comics
09/03/21 PHD comic: 'Lab coat'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
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...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Lab coat" - originally published
9/3/2021
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a year ago
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Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.
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Stretch goals are being revealed faster than I had expected and I should've planned more!!
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Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only...
4 months ago
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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Taking care
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12 months ago
This is a comic about grief, and it's based on a poem by Callista Buchen.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about...
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not...
a year ago
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is...
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On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't...
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Actually with this new plugin the robot doesn't need the sympathy but can just directly experience a mixture of awe and joy.
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me...
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Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years.
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Written after enjoying the delightfully...
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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part Six.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent...
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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Somehow this feels like peak SMBC,...
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers...
a year ago
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi!
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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.
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Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For...
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this...
3 months ago
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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10 months ago
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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Cooperation is when we hurt people...
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Cooperation is when we hurt people together!
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Abstruse Goose
The Most Powerful Person in the World
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Slightly worried some of these are actual...
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Slightly worried some of these are actual words.
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You can of course remove the last name, but then...
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You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.
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a year ago
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I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.
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Or click here to see.
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I made some animated shorts
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so...
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a...
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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Bea Wolf is available now!
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum...
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war...
6 months ago
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Sometimes they just read our declarations of war and get giggle-fits.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling...
a year ago
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
Last Place Comics
Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the...
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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Painted Tunnel
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3 months ago
The post Painted Tunnel appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Time Traveler Causes of Death
4 months ago
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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XKCD game theory question
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final...
3 months ago
(Source: XKCD “Exam numbers”.)
This post is about the bottom center panel, “Game Theory final exam”.
I don't know much about game theory and I haven't seen any other
discussion of this question. But I have a strategy I think is
plausible and I'm somewhat pleased with.
(I assume...
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After about 3 slayings they just sit in a chair, look out the window, and shake their heads from time to time.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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It's true though.
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It's true though.
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology...
4 months ago
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy,...
2 months ago
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each...
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Number 3 move is the combination, because each takes away from the other.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just...
5 months ago
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if...
a year ago
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I don't even trust MYSELF to catch my wife, even if I'm intending to.
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable...
a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
7 months ago
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately...
7 months ago
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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a year ago
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A patreon subscriber points out that there aren't any South American pythons, but my defense is that the drawings don't even look like pythons.
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Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
View on my...
over a year ago
The images here are picked randomly, so they might be nonsensical and/or terrible.
View on my website
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter...
a year ago
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please...
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I...
a year ago
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Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in...
a year ago
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the...
a year ago
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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.
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Stuff I wanted to say to the historic district people but didn't
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a...
3 months ago
[ Thanks to John Wiersba for noticing that I forgot to publish this. ]
A few weeks ago I wrote
a letter to my neighbors about why
I thought it was a bad idea to oppose building more housing in our
neighborhood.
I didn't write this paragraph:
In the past it has often happened that...
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5 months ago
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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Some time in the next 10 years, someone's gonna whoopsie an AGI into existence trying to create a highly multimodal porn-bot.
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all...
a year ago
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+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.
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Tomorrow.
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Panel three is my contribution to World...
a year ago
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive...
a year ago
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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a year ago
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This. This shall be my immortality.
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Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on...
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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English would be so much funnier, for generations,...
a year ago
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English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans.
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
a year ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on...
7 months ago
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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a year ago
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Every time you pray to God, one finger of the infinite monkey's paw curls inward.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase...
4 months ago
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more...
a year ago
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Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars...
4 months ago
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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Data Quality
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] ->...
a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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The characters in the comic are, however,...
2 months ago
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying...
5 months ago
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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Please don't email - I am already filled with...
a year ago
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Please don't email - I am already filled with regret about the votey.
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right...
5 months ago
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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility...
a month ago
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans...
a year ago
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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex...
a year ago
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf!
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing...
a year ago
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Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking...
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown...
3 months ago
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
8 months ago
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but...
2 months ago
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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PHD Comics
09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
...
over a year ago
Piled Higher
& Deeper by Jorge
Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
9/17/2021
For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLICK HERE!
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you...
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Right before you kill Hitler in Wolfenstein, you get a 60 hour biography, which deeply enhances the experience.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Two minutes includes 47 seconds of clothing removal.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
9 months ago
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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12 months ago
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the...
a year ago
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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently...
2 months ago
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a...
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Looking at this again, Terrible Elk-God would be a great He-Man character.
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel...
5 months ago
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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will...
a year ago
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that...
8 months ago
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
a year ago
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with...
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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4 months ago
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called...
8 months ago
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Proposal: the middle of any food should be called the cob.
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She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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That one guy is actually a robot designed to look like a human, so it's cool.
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We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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The weird shit is a new tiny book explaining something.
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It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.
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An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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Just in time for Easter.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.
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For reasons related to current research projects, SMBC will be slowly switching over to obscure literary references for the foreseeable future. It's been nice knowing you.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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C'monnnnnn hatemail.
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Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.
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3 months ago
If you're an annoying know-it-all like me, I suggest that you try playing the
following game when you attend a conference or a user group meetup or
even a work meeting. The game is:
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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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