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Is voicemail dead?
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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3 months ago
When I was a kid, the Beatles’ seminal 1966 album Revolver was 20%
shorter. The original release was not a long album: 14 tracks,
totaling 34:45. But the version I grew up with had 11 tracks,
totaling only 27:31.
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Last Place Comics
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The post Low Battery appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Lovely review for Bea Wolf.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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I am making an Exploding Kittens TV series at Netflix
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It's being produced by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels.
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How to Entertain...
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Marnanel Thurman reported the following item that they found in an 1875
book titled
How to Entertain a Social Party:
To Make a Loaf of Bread Dance on the Table.
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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And that man's name was Job.
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God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.
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Intrusive thoughts and more.
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?
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This is based on a thoughtful email a reader sent me, but I didn't know if he'd want to be associated with with it technically called Choculatio. Email me sir, if it is otherwise.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.
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Oh right, you're experiencing it from a state of total oneness wherein time is without meaning, my bad.
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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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Announcing The Universe: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness! Click this comic or check the blog!
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Thank you!
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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Psssst. Hey, London.
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they...
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Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.
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Just 10 more days!
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated...
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'It's okay,' God assured him. 'I was automated years ago too.'
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Hey Austin, come see me at UT. 1:30pm April 5 2024 RLP 1.302E. I'll be talking space!
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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For real though, I find this genuinely mysterious. I wonder if it's incorrect to think of attention span as a single parameter. Maybe we have attention spans for particular sense modalities or even particular activities.
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a year ago
[last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]" alt="[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :D
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Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's...
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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.
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Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther...
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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"...Said No Academic Ever." - originally published
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.
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12/14/21 PHD comic: 'To Touch The Sun'
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Cham
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"To Touch The Sun" - originally published
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.
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Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.
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Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette...
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Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know?
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now....
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get...
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The consciousness debate is there in case we get tired of that one.
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating...
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Humans are the only social animal that is creating fake partners so they don't have to be social anymore.
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck!
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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration...
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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No really, read it. This is her number one...
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No really, read it. This is her number one move.
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning...
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are...
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.
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Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking...
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet...
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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Shit hits the fan
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I created The Oatmeal fifteen years ago.
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a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were...
6 months ago
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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a...
a year ago
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Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic...
7 months ago
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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The worst part is knowing that your great...
a month ago
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever...
a year ago
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This is literally the funniest clusivity joke ever created.
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Another double update thanks to this stupid book I wrote that people keep preordering.
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how...
11 months ago
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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I feel like every ethical system works better if...
10 months ago
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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the...
6 months ago
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I learned today that the etymological roots of the word anatomy mean cutting up.
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The Universe of...
Poor Richard's Almanack
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper...
3 months ago
Benjamin Franklin wrote and published
Poor Richard's Almanack annually from 1732 to 1758. Paper was
expensive and printing difficult and time-consuming. The type would
be inked, the sheet of paper laid on the press, the apprentices would
press the sheet, by turning a big screw....
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several...
6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick...
a year ago
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Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you...
7 months ago
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT...
3 months ago
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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I'm thinking of a word. Try to guess what it is.
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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a year ago
I coded a daily word-guessing game.
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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a year ago
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We too have our seasons, Frosty.
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all...
a year ago
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We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.
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Really, you should just think of every moment of...
9 months ago
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Last Place Comics
Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
a week ago
The post Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all...
11 months ago
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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In running out of the room, he falls down some...
5 months ago
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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
putting...
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in...
a year ago
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I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been...
a year ago
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It gets even weirder when you realize God has been saving the brains, so the blogs are sapient.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a...
11 months ago
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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If heroes would just check the betting markets...
a year ago
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If heroes would just check the betting markets before fighting they could make much better choices.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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12 months ago
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable...
a year ago
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Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.
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Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on...
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING...
8 months ago
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GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first...
3 weeks ago
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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this...
4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear,...
7 months ago
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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize...
11 months ago
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how...
3 weeks ago
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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last...
a year ago
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Finally an uplifting SMBC.
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Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have...
a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hands Down
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
7 months ago
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance,...
a year ago
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Law, journalism, academia, economics, finance, book-writing...
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these...
5 months ago
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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.
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