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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof...
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Let us rise and make similar noises!
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing,...
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Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of...
7 months ago
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I...
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody...
9 months ago
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday...
3 months ago
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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With profound hope that the authors of the original...
2 weeks ago
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With profound hope that the authors of the original paper do not read this.
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Analog House
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2 months ago
The post Analog House appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.
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Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen.
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Taking selfies from various angles
No one out-pizzas the Keith
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No one out-pizzas the Keith
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable...
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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PHD Comics
01/31/21 PHD comic: 'W O R D L E'
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& Deeper by Jorge
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"W O R D L E" - originally published
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a year ago
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The funniest thing is that all the humans are dead and all the talking things at the end are confused robots!
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We're a best book of the year!
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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old...
10 months ago
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.
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We hit 2000 backers! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me...
a year ago
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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the...
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4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes...
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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6 months ago
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I'll just note that I'm posting this comic several hours late because I had to turn in a manuscript that was due 6 months ago.
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world...
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There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.
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Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my...
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his...
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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A complex bug with a ⸢simple⸣ fix
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But...
3 months ago
Last month I did a fairly complex piece of systems programming that
worked surprisingly well. But it had one big bug that took me a day
to track down.
One reason I find the bug interesting is that it exemplifies the sort
of challenges that come up in systems programming. The...
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5 months ago
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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a...
a year ago
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Patreon subscribers were pretty quick to suggest a tree that poisons the area around it. Really, I've attracted a beautiful audience here.
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Stay tuned for an incoming bonus update thanks to buyers of my new book!
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell...
11 months ago
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If...
7 months ago
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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star...
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Lot of people are gonna say we can't build Star Trek teleporters, but we can do the first half, which is pretty good.
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as...
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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on...
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I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just...
7 months ago
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics...
4 months ago
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this...
4 months ago
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of...
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and...
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A patreon subscriber points out that the trees and bushes appear gigantic, but I am traveling and can't correct it so please invent your own interpretation.
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to...
6 months ago
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Also the nice books give you fifty problems to establish understanding while the scary books give you two trick questions.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand...
7 months ago
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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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Another corner of Pennsylvania
[ Previously:
[1]
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I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so...
3 months ago
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A couple of years back I wrote:
I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, so the Pennsylvania-New Jersey-Delaware triple point must be somewhere nearby. I sat up and got my phone so I could look at the map, and felt foolish.
As you can see, the triple...
The Oatmeal - Comics...
A funeral for voicemail
Is voicemail dead?
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4 months ago
Is voicemail dead?
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You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless...
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I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the MOST useless expenditure of grant money.
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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Now eat your goals of green thing!
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be...
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I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.
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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this...
11 months ago
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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The teaser trailer for my Exploding Kittens Netflix series just dropped!
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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a year ago
After four years of work, I am finally sharing one minute of glorious footage!
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in...
3 months ago
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the...
2 months ago
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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On the one hand there's data and on the other there's the tiny angry man in my brain who is VERY persuasive.
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Another lovely review for A City on Mars.
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Based on a conversation I had with two different...
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI...
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet...
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal...
12 months ago
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked...
11 months ago
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this,...
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People on patreon seemed to be traumatized by this, and I guess what I'm saying is for a couple bucks a month, you could've been traumatized a day early.
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Rar.
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Rar.
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JokeBomb - Series One
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans...
10 months ago
This is a series of animated shorts about tortillas, butts, and a hit TV show called Gene's Jeans starring a handsome man named Gene.
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the...
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This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.
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A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's...
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power...
6 months ago
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Also demanding that the Reptilians take more power because in the modern world you need an executive branch that can act rapidly.
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Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for...
4 months ago
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing...
a year ago
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Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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Borgin hard or hardly borgin?
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If...
a year ago
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I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bing
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Big announcement in 12 days!
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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a year ago
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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule....
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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff...
11 months ago
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the...
a month ago
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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Grandpa Grover
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a month ago
The post Grandpa Grover appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English...
11 months ago
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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a year ago
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The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.
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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an...
a year ago
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The cape cost three dollars, but it's an investment.
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's...
a year ago
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom...
8 months ago
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No, OR is not a typo, but the lack of a bottom strap in panel 3 will require some retconning.
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Good vs Evil
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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a year ago
I have an update about my Netflix show.
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode...
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It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.
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Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.
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a year ago
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
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I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.
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Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.
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It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises,...
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also...
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Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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This joke conceived while reading Tarski's biography, a fact which will cause four of you to laugh politely.
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Boy’s Club VS Girl’s Club, Part 1
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Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.
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Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my...
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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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Let's hit each other with fake swords.
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.
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If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.
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6 months ago
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He finds inner peace by creating outer noise.
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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.
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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!
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Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.
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The weird thing is every last one of them is named Bruce.
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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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If repetition over time has led to the veneration of a particular alcoholic beverage in a sacred context TAKE A DRIIIIIIIINK
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale...
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes...
a year ago
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Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.
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If you want to hear me tell a weird science story...
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The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.
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Lasso Man 5
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5 months ago
The post Lasso Man 5 appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics.
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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a year ago
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The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.
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Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in!
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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Better than sociologists who propose by questioning the role of the engagement ring in nuptial rituals.
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's...
a year ago
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It's time to open the SMBC foodgore channel. Who's in?
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells,...
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I...
5 months ago
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll...
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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.
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6 months ago
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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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a year ago
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This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few...
a month ago
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in...
2 months ago
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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Spin the Bottle
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4 months ago
The post Spin the Bottle appeared first on Last Place Comics.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately...
7 months ago
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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The good news is that it's the default setting for...
11 months ago
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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Prints are available if you want this for your...
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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10 months ago
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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A comic about video calls and desperation.
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The Most Powerful Person in the World
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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This is why Starfish have so much sex.
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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a year ago
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Really this caption can work for any comic.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to...
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the...
a year ago
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Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.
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TOMORROW
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing....
9 months ago
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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We can get sad alllll niiiiight lonnnnng
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the...
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Also what if this IS the experience machine and the real world is way worse?
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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a year ago
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Insert the p-value joke over your choice.
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Hey geeks! A few of you have requested signed copies of the new book, Bea Wolf, and they are available here.
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a year ago
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Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.
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THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an...
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a year ago
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Free movie idea: guy goes on a road trip to find himself, keeps asexually creating duplicates. Title: Buds
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a year ago
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Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.
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We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you...
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2 weeks ago
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Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging.
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will...
a week ago
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Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do.
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds...
a year ago
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The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.
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Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned.
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right...
a year ago
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Yes you can take a mean of meanings for the right meaning of mean.
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you...
a year ago
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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a year ago
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I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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I can detect sky with my eyes closed.
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics...
a year ago
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The two possible exceptions are Mad Nuclear Physics and Mad Finance, but they're both toward the top of the curve, OK?
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Bea Wolf is half off one day only!
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I...
12 months ago
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part...
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The best one was actually Part 4 Part Two Part Six.
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial...
a year ago
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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?
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Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.
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It turns out if you switch to the one that...
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It turns out if you switch to the one that definitely for sure has a ferrari you might be worse off because there is information embedded in...
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer...
a year ago
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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all...
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I was in a train station a few years ago and all the women were dressed like it was the eighties. Went back to my farm and emerged a year later to see all the men had developed mustaches as a kind of reflexive mating...
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really...
8 months ago
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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For the record, this was shot a while ago and my hair is back to being gross.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.
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Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?
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Final 4 days!
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At the very least, I feel this would be a good dual use of photovoltaics.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Remember 20 years ago I started a comic about butts and stuff and now I got a book listed alongside Kip Thorne's? Truly, we're in a weird branch of the multiverse.
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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09/17/21 PHD comic: 'The COVID-19 Virus Explained'
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Piled Higher
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
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"The COVID-19 Virus Explained" - originally published
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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This is why smbc refuses to be about anything whatsoever, except maybe the idea that clowns are a species with interesting sexual customs.
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I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.
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There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.
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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.
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PHD Comics
10/22/21 PHD comic: 'Current Status'
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Cham
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Cham
www.phdcomics.com
title:
"Current Status" - originally published
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.
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Dave Luebke informs me that the upper bound should just be infinity.
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Hot damn an embarrassingly flattering review in Science.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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This is the real afterlife.
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This is the real afterlife.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Just in time for Easter.
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Everyday examples of morphisms with one-sided inverses
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For...
3 months ago
Like almost everyone except Alexander Grothendieck, I understand
things better with examples. For instance, how do you explain that
$$(f\circ g)^{-1} = g^{-1} \circ f^{-1}?$$
Oh, that's easy. Let be putting on your shoes
and be taking off your shoes.
And let be
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The Universe of...
A triviality about numbers that look like abbc
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits...
3 months ago
Looking at license plates the other day I noticed that if you have a
four-digit number with digits , and , then
will always be a multiple of . For example, and .
Mathematically this is uninteresting. The proof is completely
trivial. (Such a number is simply , and
.)
But I...
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